It is like the perfect storm. Few stains are worse than ferric chloride, and few things are easier to stain than natural wool carpet.
I can add a couple of warnings from personal experience...
1) Never try to stand on your head right next to a big glass window NOT made of safety glass.
2) Never try to examine a black vinyl record with a strong magnifying glass under a very strong light.
We probably all have similar personal warnings we could add.