In an ironic twist, the operating system and browser's complete inability to display google ads due to lack of HTML5 or Flash acts as its own adblock.
In the last little bit since I posted this, the Windows 95 machine is still running strong with no real issues. It's still not got a case, but it works a treat and on a few modern websites I can still even do stuff with no real hiccups at all.
I also have begun to use a Windows 98 machine for a lot of things, as I've started to realize that most of what I use a computer for nowadays will work just fine on computers of my youth. That Windows 98 machine is built more for performance and as a gaming machine (runs Half-Life at a solid 60 fps no issue), but it still works for internet browsing as well.
As for the comments about word, well... I use Office 98, even on my Windows 7 laptop. No complaints, and if I need to edit docx I use LibreOffice, as I like its interface far better than the MS ribbon interface or whatever from Office 2010.
Also, it's been a long time since I've graced my nose with the scent of the dust burning off a warm CRT monitor. I recently got one from roughly 1998 that I'm using with said Windows 98 machine, and it makes the setup look all the better and definitely is a conversation starter. It had only a few hours on it when I got it secondhand in December and the only work it needed done were some slight tweaks on the focus control. It looks nice and sharp now and performs very well.
Glad I could foster some memories for some people and it's cool to see that I'm not totally insane for still using this kind of thing on the modern internet.