Saueriesen, Aramco, and Zircar among others make fast, inert, water based cements. Considering I can Anodic bond or sometimes contact seal microscope slides out of the box with just a plasma cleaning, this is not that difficult. Although I really like laser initiated or electrically initiated nanofoils.
Masterbond and dental suppliers make UV initiated glues that are inert, and Thorlabs and Edmund also sell UV initiated cements, some of which are based on fish proteins that can be very inert. Steve