Come on guys, how many of you drew a penis straight off?
*Raises hand.*
I must have a weird penis, because it said it was either a lobster, an old timey house phone or a pen.
That last one was kind of insulting, so I drew a huge, erect boner complete with veins and hair. It thought it was a pair of pliers.
I decided it might be my approach, so instead of drawing the standard "top down phallus" I next tried the less popular (but classic) "flaccid side view" style. It told me it was a paper clip. That was even more insulting; a penis can't even bend like that!
It must be broken. (Autodraw, not my penis.)