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How do You Measure Up In Real Life (Adult Only)
« on: September 24, 2011, 03:30:48 pm »
ok this may sound a bit (or a lot) funny, simply put, its about dick size. but i would like to take this as open minded. and i got bored since not much going on here... and i know, its way off topic, but hey, we still can see electronics sexual stimulating devices out there, so i believe there will be some correlations, prospects or studies to be made. now dont make any stupid assumption, i've not stated the purpose of this thread yet, and its not a spam, and spammers in enlargement devices etc are highly unwelcomed! and hopefully banned by the persons who have the right.

IF YOU FEEL THIS IS FUNNY THEN LEAVE, WHETHER YOU ARE STILL KID OR JUST SIMPLY IGNORANT, I DONT CARE, I DONT NEED YOU, ITS ONLY MEANT FOR OPEN MINDED ADULT WHO WANT TO KNOW THE REAL FACTS AND TO CONTRIBUTE!

so what is this all about? no! i'm not going to ask how do you measure up or even mine, and i'm not going to ask whats the effective way to increase the measurement. and i dont want to listen to suggestions that this device is ok, that method is highly recommended, this pills will do miracles, fuck that! the fact existed in the net are highly unreliable and contageous. but this is the real fact that lies within "most" men's heart that they think they are "below the average", its the men's problem. i know not all, but some... including you know who? :P (WAS! :D not anymore!). one example up to the point that men are willing to spends thousands of dollars and what they get is smaller deformed mutilated dysfunctional dick (or in medical term... penis) here...

http://www.thundersplace.org/forum/printthread.php?t=103231&page=38&pp=15 (you can read the whole thread, or start from page 38 or something to get the idea)

this thread is one example or source that we can rely since it involved many people discussing in the forum, the people like us, normal people, not some marketing crap. the thread expanded around 6 years time of good information/story/rant, indeed in the thread, the admin of the (another.. mynewsize iirc) enlargement site were slammed so badly no matter how he tried to back himself up who tried to disguise in several nicknames. so my point is, a "reliable discussion and fact in the net" about this matter.

if you google "is size does matter" you'll see alot of hypes than facts exist. even there's some fact that girls stated that it should be 8-10" to be pleasurable? what?! even with my "average size" is enough to make a women cry in pain (on some occasions), now a godzilla try to crash some caves ripped apart, you want to call that pleasurable? what a BULLSHIT! so i hope this thread will deliver as another reliable platform for other searchers with "down size syndrome" so they dont fall prey. dont mention the statistics, they are out there, with numbers, some reliable, some (most) will only want to let you down. got my point? ask if its still not clear, i think i typed too long already, now to the "question in matter" :D or "matter in question", the real question is....

from your PERSONAL experience, to the person you know (friends, girls, pscyhiatrists, doctors etc), not the net BS crap... do you really ever encountered that "girls really need the bigger the better" issue?

coz from my experience... never! its all about how you communicate, your appearance and confidence, and most importantly among all, how big is your pocket! nothing got to do with the thing in the middle down there. you spend thousands on enlargement program will just shrink your pocket, which will defeat the purpose! and it also will be interesting if you know someone who really take this matter too seriously. ... any thought? real life experience?... well as i said... boring time :P please keep this thread informative, not trying to deviate people's mind, with acceptable level of "sense of humor" ;) and i will honour your trust and "good and reliable" information sharing.
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Re: How do You Measure Up In Real Life (Adult Only)
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2011, 03:46:28 pm »
Personally never bothered me this specific subject, I have one so strong personalty that I get all my high grades from it.

But I have one unknown word ...  how in earth you can describe the quality of the DMM probes by saying..  SEX in a stick !!  ;D ;D
 
 

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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2011, 04:03:53 pm »
Impossible to post in this thread without a laugh.

I don't necessarily like quoting Wikipedia, but this entry seems like a good starting point for your research. More importantly, look at the references listed down below. Particularly this entry:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC33342/?tool=pmcentrez

 

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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2011, 05:36:03 pm »
as i said, this is not research thread where you want to show statistics. you can do your own research outside, once you mastered it, pls post your finding here, based on your intuition and "real life", not from what you get online. this thread is meant for "accomplished", not keyboard warrior.
edit: and fyi, i've assumed the girth and length are the same to me, sum it up as "size" or "volume". you can argue all you like, but please argue outside, thats newbie stuffs. that johnson experiment or anything you heard, again... online, still too vague to draw exact conclusion, and some commercial site will likely to use that fact as their twisted propaganda or info.
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Re: How do You Measure Up In Real Life (Adult Only)
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2011, 05:39:04 pm »
SEX in a stick!!
another commonly heard term... pencil neck! :D
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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2011, 06:47:42 pm »


that's a long one you have their darling, pity about the girdth
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Re: How do You Measure Up In Real Life (Adult Only)
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2011, 06:48:34 pm »
I'm not fussed about size, I've had the same girl call it both "huge" and "has it shrunk" on different occasions
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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2011, 06:58:20 pm »
that's a long one you have their darling, pity about the girdth

You should see it fire. Proper 'bombshell'.
 

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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2011, 06:59:46 pm »
I've had the same girl call it both "huge" and "has it shrunk" on different occasions
well, does size matter? Alex, that one... ouch! a torture device.
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Re: How do You Measure Up In Real Life (Adult Only)
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2011, 07:14:56 pm »
I've had the same girl call it both "huge" and "has it shrunk" on different occasions
well, does size matter?

I don't know we never got far enough for her to tell me  :'(
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2011, 07:39:33 pm »
Mechatrommer, you sound a bit defensive and high strung about something... did you get too many negative feedback from your partners and need validation? What's the deal?

as i said, this is not research thread where you want to show statistics. you can do your own research outside, once you mastered it, pls post your finding here, based on your intuition and "real life", not from what you get online. this thread is meant for "accomplished", not keyboard warrior.
edit: and fyi, i've assumed the girth and length are the same to me, sum it up as "size" or "volume". you can argue all you like, but please argue outside, thats newbie stuffs. that johnson experiment or anything you heard, again... online, still too vague to draw exact conclusion, and some commercial site will likely to use that fact as their twisted propaganda or info.
What on earth are you talking about? Why are you so hell bent on obtaining subjective opinion from a few selected people, as opposed to paying attention objective analysis done by peer reviewed research institutions? Subjective comments posted on a random internet thread hardly reflects reality in the wider context. Sample size is not only your problem, but there is bias. You are asking blokes to comment about their own junk... as if that's going to give you a reliable and trustworthy feedback.

Furthermore, the mere fact that you assume girth and length to be the same thing shows that you are somewhat misguided. Also don't confuse research done by reputable organisation with "research" done by a corporate entity, a glossy magazine, porn sites and all that trash. If you want me to sum up what really matters in the reputable surveys conducted, on average women seem to prefer girth over length. And guess what? These findings appear to correlate with the general comments made by women in my own social circle. But for the most part, they don't care too much either way, except maybe how you use it.
 

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Re: How do You Measure Up In Real Life (Adult Only)
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2011, 07:50:17 pm »
on average women seem to prefer girth over length. And guess what? These findings appear to correlate with the general comments made by women in my own social circle. But for the most part, they don't care too much either way, except maybe how you use it.

This is true and is because pleasure is sensed by nerves (nerve endings to be exact) and both men and women have a high concentration of nerve ending in their genitalia. In the case of men most of it is in the penis head and hence it's sensitivity. in a woman it is in the clitoris and labia but NOT much inside their vagina so length over a minimum requirement does very little for them, girth however does much more as it means there is more there to do the job where it will be felt.

If you really want to discuss this in detail or see others discussions about it check out the forums at www.sexinfo101.com it is a sensible website offering help and advice and a lively forum full of educated and informative discussion suited even for children where applicable (if the 14 year old is doing it then best make sure they are informed as thy'll do it anyhow). a number of it's members are from the medical profession and do a great job.
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« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2011, 12:20:07 am »
Lol, size doesn't matter too much. If your penis is too small for her just do more oral and fingering. You don't need to use your dick at all to bring her to orgasm so it's not important.

The average man only takes 2 to 3 minutes to cum and orgasm, after which the erection is normally lost but it takes a typical woman 20 to 30 minutes so you've got little chance of doing it with your penis alone. The best way to please a women sexually is to make her orgasm first before having full vaginal sex with her. There are plenty of women who've never had an orgasm before purely because their partner doesn't know this.
 

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How do You Measure Up In Real Life (Adult Only)
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2011, 01:36:26 am »
Lol, size doesn't matter too much. If your penis is too small for her just do more oral and fingering. You don't need to use your dick at all to bring her to orgasm so it's not important.

Sorry, but this is what women tell men to make them feel better. Would you be happy just getting hand jobs?
 

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« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2011, 01:44:43 am »
Lol, size doesn't matter too much. If your penis is too small for her just do more oral and fingering. You don't need to use your dick at all to bring her to orgasm so it's not important.

Sorry, but this is what women tell men to make them feel better. Would you be happy just getting hand jobs?
Women and men think very differently when it comes to sex so that's a silly thing to say but answer the question hand jobs no but I often prefer a blowjob to full sex. It depends on the women though.

It also works both ways: if your cock is too small to give her an orgasm you're unlikely to have one from full sex as she won't be tight enough to stimulate you properly.

Lol, people will think I've got a small knob because I seem to know a bit about it, oh well I don't care. I know I'm at least average size so that's the main thing.
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« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2011, 01:53:35 am »
Going all the way back (and what a long way it is) to the OP, what I have gathered is that it is perceived the same way you would perceive breast size.
 

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« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2011, 02:31:35 am »
Maybe Dave can shed some light on this in his next vblog... he knows everything! lol

 

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« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2011, 02:44:49 am »
i believe if a man cannot satisfy a women, they have micropenis syndrom, i dont know maybe 2-3" erect? definitely way below average, and i think need medical treatment. but one syndrome usually hit the guys is they think they are "below average" but in fact they are normal. the problem lies in our own (men's) belief. but i dont know what women think about our tool. now lets look at women's syndrom, nowadays, more and more are getting breast silicone implant to make their boobs larger, because women think their breast size are below average, or maybe they want to be super woman. first the porn actress, now normal people are infected by the desease. but for me, the implant will make it worst, i feel like disgusting or feel sorry for them, because i prefer the original, even if its smaller than average (as long as there's volume in it), we/i want to fondle breast, not silicone :P the same thing, if the down there is too tight, then its no good, will ejaculate faster and can harm our pee pee. i never saw the hole so big that cannot do the firm grip, they either got desease and need medical treatment, or they are really slut who prefer godzilla size, not the type we want to be our partner. "average size" or "regularly or normally used" is just right imho. now this misconception that makes the "plastic surgery" become richer and richer. for what? i believe its something with human ego. man to man ego and woman to woman ego. but when it comes to man to woman or woman to man, its a real misconception. i will reject the one with silicone breast.

well... all in all... knowledge does matter!

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Re: How do You Measure Up In Real Life (Adult Only)
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2011, 02:49:42 am »
Maybe Dave can shed some light on this in his next vblog... he knows everything! lol
i think his appetite is too high, he needs "wonder" woman, not the average woman :D
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« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2011, 03:00:55 am »
Somehow I think men are more bothered about women's breast size than women are about the size of men's penises.

The problem is that most straight men haven't seen other men's erect penises except those of porn stars who have larger than average penises. The proportion of heterosexual men who have penis enlargements is greater than that of gay men.

Women have similar issues with their vaginas because they don't know what's normal.
 

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Re: How do You Measure Up In Real Life (Adult Only)
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2011, 08:27:57 am »
No offense, but saying this...

Women and men think very differently when it comes to sex

Proves to me that you really don't know women that well. Hopefully someday you'll get some candid answers from women. You'll find out they're really not so different than us when it comes to sex.
 

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« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2011, 09:57:06 am »
No offense, but saying this...
Women and men think very differently when it comes to sex
Proves to me that you really don't know women that well. Hopefully someday you'll get some candid answers from women. You'll find out they're really not so different than us when it comes to sex.
i think some point to what hero said. man can get aroused easily by looking at a naked woman (unless maybe if you got used to see it everyday or really not in the mood), but woman can easily offended if you take off your cloth in front of them for no reason. the way that we should approach sex upon them is very different (foreplay is crucial part in their sex life) but for men, heck! we just want to score no matter what. in other word, men are more slut than women :D come on guys we know this is a fact. but orgasm is another matter, both men and women will feel the same, ie feel good! but women proven to be more capable in this matter, where us guys will surrender on the first score :D so i suggest let the women win first, let them score as much as they can before us making our golden and only one goal.
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« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2011, 10:08:27 am »
All of this is also down to the person, but as a mean:

woman can easily offended if you take off your cloth in front of them for no reason.

So they say... ::)

we just want to score no matter what. in other word, men are more slut than women :D come on guys we know this is a fact.

A fair comparison would be what the man and woman think, not what they do. Under these conditions I think women get the first prize.

 

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Re: How do You Measure Up In Real Life (Adult Only)
« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2011, 11:05:17 am »
men are more slut than women :D come on guys we know this is a fact.

Guys who have been with a lot of women know better.
 


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