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IOT underwear
« on: March 15, 2018, 10:22:05 pm »
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https://skiin.com/products/
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Re: IOT underwear
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2018, 12:37:07 am »
Interesting. Not sure about the last item on that page, though. What assets are they referring to?  :-//

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Re: IOT underwear
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2018, 12:52:07 am »
Quote from: RandallMcRee on March 16, 2018, 12:37:07 am
Interesting. Not sure about the last item on that page, though. What assets are they referring to?  :-//

Big wallet...

Less brains...

Tiny package... :-DD

No electronics will help.

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Re: IOT underwear
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2018, 08:46:05 am »
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We believe that everyone should strive to take 100 deep breaths per day (or 0.43% of your total daily breaths). SKIIN will count these for you in the same way we count your steps.

Sigh more?

And if you don't, the next firmware auto update of Skin(tm) will *make* you.
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Re: IOT underwear
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2018, 08:50:02 am »
If you leave them on the floor, will they dob you in to your significant other via SMS?
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Re: IOT underwear
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2018, 09:42:02 am »
Personally, I would have posted this in the 'dodgy technology' section.
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Re: IOT underwear
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2018, 02:40:26 pm »
Can you share your farts on Facebook?  It's useless without this feature.    :P
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Re: IOT underwear
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2018, 03:50:22 pm »
If you shart in it...does it short out and catch fire? >:D
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Re: IOT underwear
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2018, 10:24:24 pm »
Quote from: RandallMcRee on March 16, 2018, 12:37:07 am
Interesting. Not sure about the last item on that page, though. What assets are they referring to?  :-//

EMI Shielding
Silver knit into the fabric protects your assets from radiation.


Hmmm. Would my wife like a tin foil bra?  :-DD
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Offline Red Squirrel

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Re: IOT underwear
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2018, 10:41:48 pm »
It's to protect your nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts.  >:D

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Re: IOT underwear
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2018, 01:58:11 am »
Quote from: Red Squirrel on March 17, 2018, 10:41:48 pm
It's to protect your nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts.  >:D

Wow...that's an ancient reference. ^-^
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Re: IOT underwear
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2018, 02:08:14 am »
Quote from: Cyberdragon on March 18, 2018, 01:58:11 am
Quote from: Red Squirrel on March 17, 2018, 10:41:48 pm
It's to protect your nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts.  >:D

Wow...that's an ancient reference. ^-^

I was wondering if someone would catch that.   ;D
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Re: IOT underwear
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2018, 09:23:50 am »
Quote from: blueskull on March 18, 2018, 06:22:30 am
Quote from: nctnico on March 17, 2018, 10:24:24 pm
Hmmm. Would my wife like a tin foil bra?  :-DD

Overprotective daddies may like this idea. I mean the IoT idea.

Million$ to be made there, I think. Sounds like it's time for an Eevblorg Collective manufacturing company launch. "Privacy is futile! All your underpants are belong to us."
« Last Edit: March 18, 2018, 12:22:08 pm by TerraHertz »
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Re: IOT underwear
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2018, 09:34:07 am »
A special edition will be released for those on finding or with your sexual partner, the bluetooth enabled pant will beep your phone when both are aroused at close distance.  :palm:
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Re: IOT underwear
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2018, 09:35:38 am »
 :-DMM
Quote from: Red Squirrel on March 17, 2018, 10:41:48 pm
It's to protect your nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts.  >:D

Made my day right there. I loved that show. It was the pioneer to people doing stupid shit on YouTube.

You've gotta love EMR fear on a planet right next to a giant ball of EM radiation more powerful than every single terrestrial source of EMR combined and multiplied by 100.

Also, this just dawned on me. Magic underwear.
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