Time for one of Uncle Cerebus' homilies and life lessons:
I've buried a few friends and relatives now. Some I've seen dead, some I haven't. Many of you will have the opportunity to see your friends and loved ones after they have died. My advice is to think carefully before you do this, you cannot un-see what you have seen, and I can promise you that the image of a dead friend or loved one is something you will always carry around with you. It doesn't mean that it will erase or necessarily override the living image you have of them, but it will add another unforgettable image. So, make a careful choice before viewing a corpse; I know people who regret allowing themselves to do so when it was better that they did not.
Here endeth the lesson, we now return you to the light entertainment stylings of "The Death Throes of Maplin" ...