too many contractors. no one does things themselves, gonna need a contractor to butter bread for you.
oh man, it needs to be cleaned with
ACETONE. We better contract a
skilled chemist. Avoid the paint section in home depot because the
DEA is going to throw you in jail for 50 years.
The kinda thing like lets bring in a contractor to fasten one screw
if you do things yourself you end up having dexterity, spacial awareness, planning capabilities, knowhow and
tools. i guess upper management is really in the clouds.............. (not to mention the 90th floor).
someone might nick my armani suit.......
main hazard of tools around the office: lubricant getting on clothing thats about 50-2000 times more expensive then necessary. Look out hamburger! machine oils going to one up you!!1
those are the people that end up getting amputations because of shoe strings in machinery (cough every mall.. ok a bit of a stretch) or end up losing pets to elevators. Not to mention old people getting stuck zippers. How about splinters? Those tweezers on swiss army knives sure are useful... better yet lets go to the ER........
The number one hazard of this behavior is that kids are not going to know how to do anything and you will need an absurd amount of specialization to get 'certified' to do certain things (i am looking at you 2000 hour HVAC license). Let's slow down human progress even more with useless narrow specifications, you know so we spend our time fighting bureaucracy rather then natural dangers. Chemistry is up there, all the good chemists from the 70's were doing a bit more dangerous then usual activities when they were kids.. even in high school. Electronics too.. magazine trying to take mains projects out of circulation (how about demystification and enhanced education then banning)... or good engineers that build systems rather then playing with building blocks *cough* arduino *cough*
You had 'rocket boys' back in the 50's.. they wanted a colony on mars by 1980. Saltpetre from the pharmacy, local machine shop making rocket nozzles for you... Now you got people hiding small amounts of chemicals under sheds to make a pop rocket and cowering in fear when ever a siren is heard. Maybe I am romanticizing it a bit, but try talking to a old farmer some time.
Then those kids made a few bangers, blew up a few rockets and it got boring, so they started to study things like complex differential equations relating to nozzles (seeing a fireball over and over gets old.. most people are not like Colin Furze on youtube)... they got good.. and we got good shit because of it. Having a little lab used to be considered nerdy... now its practically 'gangster culture'. Oh man, are you BREAKING BAD because you want to make your own circuit board? God forbid you want to do home gold plating............................ on some chemistry forums its 'cool' to get away with owning a lab after a police visit.
Please, spare me the bullshit. Also, notice how everything older is kinda.. in most cases.. better built and higher quality. It's not just engineering progress, when people actually DID STUFF and interacted with nature they kinda got an idea of what is a bad idea. When you are sitting in an office behind some CAD all day you kinda lose track of realism. Yep mate that wall thickness looks good mate the yield strength is this that (then when you look at it, your like what the fuck).