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Offline electrolustTopic starter

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find a better lightning cable. i dare you.
« on: April 10, 2018, 09:11:01 am »
https://www.getmodern.co/pages/mcb?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI492UsvWr2gIVY8fjBx1nbABjEAEYASAAEgJ8bPD_BwE

Sure, there's some minor defects with the page.

- Engrish
- no actual product shots (all renders)
- calls it Lightning Bolt, when the name is just Lightning
- logos of tech sites that have not published articles on the product or mentioned it at all
- an offer timer that counts to zero and then does nothing else
- one of the product shots shows a different form factor
- irrelevant circuit board shot
- MFi mis-capitalized. chances of actual certification: 0%

It appears to actually do something, judging by the amazon reviews. But it's more of a misfeature than something useful.

Just love the name.
 

Offline ebastler

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Re: find a better lightning cable. i dare you.
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2018, 07:36:58 pm »
Just love the name.

Right. What could possibly go wrong with a product made by "McDODO"?  :)
 
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Offline Electro Detective

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Re: find a better lightning cable. i dare you.
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2018, 09:13:40 am »
"Braided Nylon Cable & Stylish Zinc Connector" is the backup wood duck drawcard to get the paypal juices flowing, 

in case all the tech BS flies over their heads at spotted UFO velocity 

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Offline Sudo_apt-get_install_yum

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Re: find a better lightning cable. i dare you.
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2018, 10:53:12 am »
 I love their catch phrase "We Are Saving Phones! One Charge at a Time!"
They also say that there is a 100% money back guarantee so I might order one using PayPal (since it has money back) and see what you get  ;D

The cable would probably be filled with "Snake Oil" for extra low resistance  ;D
 

Offline JolyGoodDay

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Re: find a better lightning cable. i dare you.
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2018, 03:12:48 pm »
LOL that tab
w/e
 

Offline martinator

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Re: find a better lightning cable. i dare you.
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2018, 04:15:15 pm »
I've just pounced on their $64.99 five cable offer, too good to resist. I'm desperate to get a working one and by buying five in one go I'm covered if the other four turn out to be duds. Beware of fake McDoo-doo cables, they're really shit.
 

Offline Cyberdragon

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Re: find a better lightning cable. i dare you.
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2018, 06:17:44 pm »
First of all, we all know all lithium batteries have protection, as they are extremely electrically fragile and will burn up otherwise. :palm: There's probably not even a protection circuit inside, just the charging coms circuit. You can get higher current through cable negotiation (either digital or analog through resistor bridges), but only if the device and power source support it.
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Offline David Chamberlain

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Re: find a better lightning cable. i dare you.
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2018, 10:35:20 am »
 DODO ;)
 


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