Nope. You THINK it is complicated. until you have used it !
here is how you misunderstood the remote control. You do not need to use the remote. you keep that thing in your pocket. approach the car , doorhandles extend , open door get in. car powers up. No need to press a single button.
Walk away : car shuts down and locks itself.
To open the 'Frunk' double click the nose on the remote.
To open Trunk : double click tail on remote.
change your mind : single click and it closes again.
the open/close button is the third one . if you have the tech package you don;t need that one. ( walkup ) everyone gets the tech package.
in that case double click is open. single is close. hold down and all windows go down.
on cars with a single button for open and close have you wondered : did i lock it or unlock it ? i have ! i had a renault with a remote . there is only one button. press it it locks, press again it unlocks.
my current car remote has 4 buttons. one to unlock the trunk , one to lock the car , one to unlock the car. plus a panic button
in case of the tesla you would had to have 6 buttons: one to open trunk one to close trunk (remember the tail is motorized !), one to open frunk , one to open car, one to close car , one to roll down all windows...
Now ? the remote has 3 . 3 to be used for people that dont use the tech package , or two if you have the tech package. Genius !
And if you have the tech package you will most likely never press the one for the trunk because , as you walk up to the car the button on the trunk becomes active. push that and it lifts.
push again and it lowers.
How you misunderstood the charge port :
To begin : the problem with the charge port is that there are 2 worldwide standards. Yes two ! and they are incompatible with each other. One is called CHAdeMO the other J1771. Both are gigantic big and bulky connectors.
Both rely on charger electronics on the wall. there is no charger in those cars. it sits on the wall. And both standard can only handle a relative small current . enough to trickele a 14KWH battery full in 10 hours... . Here comes Tesla with a 85KWH pack. And they want to fill it half in 22 minutes. YIKES ! that is 10 times the current the 'standard'connectors can handle ! )
So due to Tesla's charging and battery technology and their design goals these were not usable. Fortunately both standard have a mode where you can say : just give me power , i will regulate it myself.
Tesla wants to sell their car worldwide. so they designed their on-board charger to eat anything. Have 110 volt ? will charge. Have 220 volt ( europe ? ) will charge !. Have 240 ( US) ? will charge. Have a supercharger ? ( their own technology which is 400 volts DC at 320 ampere ) will charge !
So now you have a problem. you would need to install 5 bulky connectors
one chademo
one j1771
your own proprietary one for supercharging
one that is compatible with a NEMA 240 volt outlet
one that is compatible with 110 volt.
and for europe you'd have to bolt on a standard and a high current one. ( you are now at 7 ! )
Plus the car has the option of having double chargers to talk to an 240 volt 80 amp station you can get on your wall as well.. which would be yet anothe rconnector... that makes 8 !
half the tail of the car would be filled with charging ports.
So what did they do ? They design a universal 'Tesla' connector. that can handle the tremendous current of the supercharger , and has a 3 wire control port. And they give you 2 things :
- a cable
- a little J1771 to 'Tesla' adapter.
and soon there will be the chademo adapter as well
on the road you carry the J1771. 99% of the installed public charging ports in the us and europe are J1771. Chademo is APAC ( asia pacific)
So drive up to a public charger , click on the adapter and off you go.
Drive up to a supercharger and you dont need anything. the supercharger has a permanent cable with tesla connector installed.
Come home : take your tesla cable of its hook and plug it in the charge port. done.
Depending on what circuit you have at home you will click either the 110 volt , the 30 amp or the 40 amp tip (or 20 20 amp or 220 40 amp tip for europe)on the other end of the cable and plug that in the appropriate outlet in your house. you never remove that cable from its outlet. there is a big relay in the wall-plugged end that de-energises the cable when not plugged in the car so the long cable is powerless unless it is plugged in. safety first !
Tesla owners never remove their cable from the home. it stays home , plugged in to the wall outlet, no matter what type.
The only instance you want to take your cable on the road is if you are going for a weekend somewhere and want to have a 'backup' . trow the cable and its adapter tips in the trunk and you can charge the car from whatever possible outlet you can find. going to the middle of the woods to visit your weekend retreat cabin at lake tahoe where all you can find is a standard 110 volt plug ? Yes, you can charge the car (you cant even get to lake tahoe, or anywhere else that is not work-home commute, in any other electric car.. they don't have the range) . Going to a place that has an RV outlet ? you can charge. going to where there is a J1771 : you can charge it. and you can still stop long the way at one of the superchargers as well.
That is the reason why they did it.
All other cars are restricted to a J1771. If you can't find one where you are and you need juice : you are stuck ! that is a catastrophic design failure !
The tesla ? it eats anything you throw at it ! all with 1 small connector on the car ! (and a little adapter for j1771) and a tesla branded extension cord with end pieces. That charge cable is 20 feet long so you can reach anything.
Plus the car connector is capable of voltages and currents far beyond that of what can be done with both existing standards. both existing standard were designed for commuter cars. So essentially they are half-arsed attempts. they are designed from the perspective that electric cars will only be a fraction of the total cars on the road. Tesla designed theirs from the perspective : lets make a car that can eliminate gasoline cars. By allowing ultra fast charging and removing 'range anxiety' (the anxiety you feel when, in an electric car, you see the battery depleting and start looking for a J1771 ... and can't immediateley find one... and have to keep driving to find one .... thus even more increasing anxiety.. will i find one in time ? )
The tesla does not have a range anxiety problem. you can plug it in whatever power source you find, and it has 4 times,or more, the range of any other electric car out there to begin with ( Leaf is 75 miles... Tesla gets 300 miles easy , and if you watch it over 400 ! )
Tesla designs the cars from a different persepctive.
Other car makers add electric to an existing portfolio of Gasoline and diesel cars. electric is only 1 model out of many others.
Tesla only makes electric cars. So they have to make not only much better , they have to give it more capability and technology other car makers haven't even thought of for their regular cars, to be able to compete.
As for the emergency brake :you misunderstand that one too mr Bond !
To begin : you still have standard 4 wheel disc brakes. Those are purely mechanical and have ABS ! but most tesla drivers never touch that pedal. you learn very quickly hoe the regenerative braking works and you play the throttle ( and yes the brake lights will turn on when you use regenerative braking. as soon as regeneration begins the on board charge control computer turn on the brake lights )
In a normal car you have a handbrake lever. the tesla doesn't have that. It does have a handbrake ( engage rear disc brakes only , just like in a regular car ). to engage handbrake : push the Park button when the car is at a stop. pressing park takes the car out of drive mode and locks the parking brake.
Now , when driving , pressing that button doesn't do anything. unless you press it longer than an instance :then they engage the parking brakes. So this is essentially the same as you pulling your handbrake while driving. That is what tesla calls an emergency brake.
normal powerup sequence for the car:
walk up ,handles extend and seats and mirros and radio and all the other crap adjusts to your presets by the time you are close enough to grab the handle to open the door, and sit down. Car is powered up.
put foot on normal brake pedal. push the control lever into forward or reverse. this disengages parking brake as well. step on accelerator and go.
to shutdown. : press the park button , open door, get out , close door . walk away.
it doesnt get any simpler than that. no mucking with keys, handbrakes, parking pedals, parking release levers shifting from park to neutral to reverse to neutral to forward. none of that old style crap. its 2014 almost. can we make it a little more intelligent ? or do we want to keep using controls that were designed 150 years ago ? the only 150 year old control i=on the Tesla is the streering wheel and Elon has set out to kill that one off in 3 years from now by having self driving cars ... he just hired a team of more than 30 people to design the controller for it ...
watch out future , here we come !