Even if it's extremely stupid do this kind of things, AFAIK microwaves are defintely not ionizing radiatons so the danger is quite limited (skin burns for example), dont you?
Indeed, no broken DNA, just blindness, deep tissue burns, possibly internal organ damage depending on the frequency. (I think 2.4Ghz would be a bit short to get to internal organs but I havent read anything on the topic)
Expanding on what VK5RC mentioned (antenna gain), the easiest way to get dangerous levels of RF power is high gain antennas. In the beam of a 10 dBi antenna fed from a 600W source, the beam intensity is the same as being the same distance from a 6kW transmitter with an omnidirectional antenna (AKA 6kW EIRP ).
Even a 1W transmitter can start getting beyond safe personnel limits in certain bands.
But not to be all super serious about elf and safety, I saw an older article from microwavejournal recently, about a microwave oven weed burner. I cant get the article (behind a paywall, for a 9 year old article :p ) but the images turn up in google image search, so F'em
initial testing
drawing of the microwave array
serious business
IIRC they fed it from a 3 phase PTO generator on a tractor when they tested a 'fieldable' unit.