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Offline RPBCACUEAIIBH

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Simple dirty project for solving dog problems... :-/O
« on: May 22, 2013, 10:24:41 AM »
Hi all!

The problem is that my new room mate has a good for nothing small dog, keeps inside our room as he would be it's voluntary slave(the human stupidity never knows it's limits :palm:), and I hate dogs especially in house, but I don't really want to hurt it since I'm not a sadist, just driving it crazy, scaring the hell out of it, so that my room mate finally understands, that I don't want animals in the house even if the owner allows it...   >:D I already told him, to keep it tied outside, at least not in the room, since it's a house with big garden, but he says that "she"(as in the damned dog) would die tied outside! |O (What I obviously can't believe, and I would never talk about IT as a person... :P)

So knowing the problem please give me ideas, circuits, or even anything other preferably unnoticeable by human, that won't harm that woeful dog, but can be used as part of my a dog annoyment project. :-/O >:D

As for start I was thinking about an ultra sound solution, I have made some experiments but I have not found yet the right frequency that annoys the dog...
As a second solution(unfortunately visible), when I was a kid, I was scaring the neighbour's dog at night with a camera's blitz, so I know that a sudden bright flash will scare it, but I can only use that when the dog's "slave" is at work... >:D

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Re: Simple dirty project for solving dog problems... :-/O
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2013, 10:32:28 AM »
Have you tried being a bit less easily bothered?

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Re: Simple dirty project for solving dog problems... :-/O
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2013, 10:34:33 AM »
Sounds like the OP is the one who should be tied up outside.

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Re: Simple dirty project for solving dog problems... :-/O
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2013, 11:01:14 AM »
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Have you tried being a bit less easily bothered?

Well I tried, but it's "slave" can't even teach it to stay away from my stuff... It jums up to my bad, I can't tolerate that... Believe me this way is much less painful then the one I offered to my room mate... (Using my paralizing gas spray on it if once more it jumps up to my bad... :P)

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Sounds like the OP is the one who should be tied up outside.

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Re: Simple dirty project for solving dog problems... :-/O
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2013, 11:09:33 AM »
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OP == "Original Poster", i.e. *you*.

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Re: Simple dirty project for solving dog problems... :-/O
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2013, 11:12:07 AM »
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OP == "Original Poster", i.e. *you*.
Well I understand it as Owner Person as in the dog's owner... :P
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Re: Simple dirty project for solving dog problems... :-/O
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2013, 11:12:54 AM »
Oh for god's sake, just help train it to get off your bed. Should you have to do that? No, not really. But compromises are part of sharing a space. Grow up.

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Sounds like the OP is the one who should be tied up outside.

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What do you think OP means?

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Re: Simple dirty project for solving dog problems... :-/O
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2013, 11:16:50 AM »
I don't really want to hurt it since I'm not a sadist, just driving it crazy, scaring the hell out of it

sadism, n. the tendency to derive pleasure, especially sexual gratification, from inflicting pain, suffering, or humiliation on others.

Alternately:

sadism, n. (2) a delight in cruelty
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Re: Simple dirty project for solving dog problems... :-/O
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2013, 11:23:31 AM »
Well I didn't know what OP really mean, and I won't kill you for your opinion, but my opinion is that animals should not be kept in house... Neither dogs nor cats, nor anything else... Outside I have nothing against animals. If you don't like what I posted go away and leave me be... It's for those who like this kind of posts...:P

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Re: Simple dirty project for solving dog problems... :-/O
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2013, 11:25:50 AM »
I see nothing wrong with your opinion that dogs shouldn't be kept indoors. That's your choice, of course. Personally, I don't want cats in my house - I enjoy the distinct lack of urine odor. But you want to exact revenge on a dog because its owner let it in the house. That is cruel and childish at best. It's not the dog's fault. If you want to annoy the piss out of the owner, I'd still probably think that's childish, but not cruel and sadistic. You're being an asshole.
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Re: Simple dirty project for solving dog problems... :-/O
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2013, 02:29:18 PM »
Well I didn't know what OP really mean, and I won't kill you for your opinion, but my opinion is that animals should not be kept in house... Neither dogs nor cats, nor anything else... Outside I have nothing against animals. If you don't like what I posted go away and leave me be... It's for those who like this kind of posts...:P

You said you don't want dogs in the house, even though the owner of the building allows it.

The real answer is that you are not the owner of the building, so you don't make the rules.  If you want to make rules about what is and is not allowed in the building, then go earn some more money, buy a building, and then you can make the rules.

Until that time, your actions *are* sadistic, petty, immature, and passive-aggressive.  Grow a paid of balls and confront your roommate, or move out.  Being too afraid to settle it with your roommate and resorting to going on the internet to find ways to torment the dog belies some serious character flaws. I think you should get psychological help, or man up and grow a pair.

...and tormenting the dog is almost certainly illegal and you could face serious repercussions for doing so - as you should.
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Re: Simple dirty project for solving dog problems... :-/O
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2013, 05:13:37 PM »
Tells a lot about you that you consider torturing small dog. Personally i recommend trying those little things on yourself maybe it teaches some compassion and empathy for you.

Have you realized that poor dog has no choice in situation. Its the owner of dog that's to blame.

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Re: Simple dirty project for solving dog problems... :-/O
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2013, 06:09:25 PM »
Go wrap some unisolated wire round your balls, and plug it in mains. It'll really scare the hell out of the dog, when you fry yourself.
Crank it up till' everybody's ears are bleeding, then just back off a notch.

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Re: Simple dirty project for solving dog problems... :-/O
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2013, 06:54:52 PM »
Crap... this is what I get if I post something pissed...  |O No solutions, but a lot of sarcasm which makes me more angry... >:( Never mind, I won't search any more less painful solution, I think I just keep my given word, which means that I will use that gas spray on it... If I'm a childish sadistic asshole in everyone's opinion, then so shell it be! (I'm sure there are more, who won't talk to not make themselves ridiculous, but feel the same) What difference does it make? I can change my mind this time, but I can't change my way of thinking. Congratulations to all of you that have posted! You just condemned that little dog to a more painful fate... I shout up... >:(
Thanks for everyone!

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Re: Simple dirty project for solving dog problems... :-/O
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2013, 06:57:25 PM »
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I doubt you will find many on your side on this one. Is there some reason you don't just close your bedroom door if you don't want the dog on your bed?

Hmm, upon re-reading, it appears that you sleep in the same room as the dog owner? That's interesting. The only thing I might recommend to you is to use a water spray bottle and squirt the dog if it gets on your bed. That will sometimes break them of bad habits. You could also keep a piece of newspaper and just crinkle/rustle it when the dog tries to get on the bed...that usually works well after a few times also. You can't blame the others for not wanting to help you to be cruel. If you had asked for a circuit that might make noise when it sensed the dog's motion on the bed to frighten it a wee bit you might have gotten a better response. When you sound like you want to impale or electrocute the dog and it's owner when they apparently aren't breaking the owner's rules, you can understand the negative response.
« Last Edit: May 22, 2013, 07:03:50 PM by eKretz »


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