Back in the days of top loader VCRs, man had been to pub, returned home, found wife had gone to sleep, decided to watch a film, knelt down to load tape into machine, just as he was about to push the lid down, the night's intake of Guinness decided to make a reappearance.
VCR flooded, Tape left in, machine delivered to us for repair, in a bin bag.
When he told us what had happened, it left again in the same bin bag.