At the opposite end of the value for money scale from OP's example rip-off, is how cheap nice Chinese hydraulic crimp tools are these days. For about the same price ($100 or less) you can get really beefy crimpers, hole punches, etc.
The mention of 'box of lost crimpers' made me wonder how many crimpers do I have anyway? They are scattered around in different places; I don't think I'd ever gathered them all for a crimper conference before. And so... pic.
The two hydraulic crimpers are at right rear. The smaller of those did the crimping of stainless steel cable ferrules in the 2nd pic.
The thing at rear left isn't really a crimper, it's a hydraulic hole punch. Boy, does it make big round holes in sheet metal easy.
Blue handled thing at center is a bootlace crimper - the most recent acquisition. I wish I'd bought one of these many years ago - it makes _such_ a difference to wiring between screw terminals. I love it.
It came from
http://www.rhinotools.com.au/, remarkably cheap and seems to be great quality. The guy gave me several excess boxes of assorted packs of bootlace ferules for free, which was nice.
The orange handled pair front center is the one I thought I'd lost. The green handled pair was its replacement.
I still don't have a proper cat-5 terminal punch-down tool.