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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #50 on: November 03, 2013, 04:19:03 pm »
This is Porn, right?
Yeah, just a different kind and that poor woman and her back.  She is getting up there in age where she will soon, if she hasn't already, feel remorse for those big things.
 

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #51 on: November 03, 2013, 05:15:43 pm »
For those who prefer compact size I recommend Anna Ohura from Japan, LOL.
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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #52 on: November 03, 2013, 05:16:34 pm »
Ok, but what's the point when you don't have any vias between them i.e. cannot tap to any intermediate value? Is it just that they needed 15 times the nearest available value?

EDIT:
Maximum per-resistor power dissipation. Stupid me :palm:
Not only. It may be due to:
– safety: increased effective distance between two ends
– reliability: one fails short but the resistance remains fairly unchanged
– tolerance: many 1% resistors in series will yield smaller total tolerance
 

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #53 on: November 03, 2013, 05:31:03 pm »
Teasers here was advertising one "Dancer" as going in soon for much needed breast reduction surgery.........

Then again I know a woman who had this as well. Here the regular stores stock bra sizes from A to ll, and sell a lot of both sizes as well. Some of the women at work have a hard time going through a door sideways. Some are 44GG, 40 ,55.........
 

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #54 on: November 03, 2013, 08:48:04 pm »
Teasers here was advertising one "Dancer" as going in soon for much needed breast reduction surgery.........

Then again I know a woman who had this as well. Here the regular stores stock bra sizes from A to ll, and sell a lot of both sizes as well. Some of the women at work have a hard time going through a door sideways. Some are 44GG, 40 ,55.........
Lord help them because every single woman I have seen with breasts that large wanted to, or found a way to, have a much need breast reduction surgery when they got older.  The really intelligent ones had it done while they were young.
 

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #55 on: November 03, 2013, 09:17:13 pm »
I like where this thread is headed, where is the NSFW forum category?

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #56 on: November 03, 2013, 10:29:56 pm »
That lady named Milena Velba has clothes, LOL. Why NSFW??  ::)
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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #57 on: November 03, 2013, 10:44:18 pm »
Now that's an MMB (MELF) package!   ;)
 

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #58 on: November 03, 2013, 11:12:03 pm »
Why NSFW??  ::)

It's not yet, but needs to be!   :scared:

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #59 on: November 04, 2013, 08:42:35 am »
Hi,

http://streamlinemechatronics.com/picts/macro9.JPG

The part marked with A0W is a AD8672ARMZ. That looks like the driver for the ADC.

The reference for the ADS1259 could be the AD780A.

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #60 on: November 04, 2013, 12:47:22 pm »
Okay. Thank you very much, for the insight. I have a friend who works at Rohde&Schwarz so that's basically why I'm interested.

I myself was born in Germany and like the general build quality and engineering. Especially Festool, Wiha, Miele, Ersa, Wacker, Hazet and Zweibrüder have never disappointed me. However most reputable German companies could learn a thing or two when it comes to customer service, marketing and pricing.

Nothing to do with electronics, but I just love my Festool TS55EBQ circular saw and Rotex 90 sander. Next buy would be a CTL MIDI vaccum from Festool ! :)
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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #61 on: November 04, 2013, 01:15:09 pm »
Nothing to do with electronics, but I just love my Festool TS55EBQ circular saw and Rotex 90 sander. Next buy would be a CTL MIDI vaccum from Festool ! :)
I use my Festool VAC SYS vacuumpump in combination with a vacuum reservoir and vacuumvalve for my Weller desoldering iron, works like a charm with -0.9 bar.
 

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #62 on: November 05, 2013, 04:13:17 pm »
Agilent 34460A?

Well, I can't argue about the price, a bit higher than it should be. 

As for the 34460, it runs a m$ OS, so it has zero value to me.    :scared:

Yeah, I admit it, I have a problem..   

Hmm, yes, the Agilent is not much more expensive.

But on the other hand the Hameg can measure up to 10A and frequency up to 700kHz opposed to 3A and 300kHz as the Agilent can do.

The ethernet interface of the Agilent has to be paid extra, for the HMC it's included.

Also the Agilent does not include measuring lines - OK, not the most important criteria, but it makes the Agilent again more expensive.

If accuracy is the most important issue, I would prefer the Agilent, if the complete package is more important, I would prefer the HMC.




 

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #63 on: November 05, 2013, 06:24:34 pm »
Hmm, yes, the Agilent is not much more expensive.

But on the other hand the Hameg can measure up to 10A and frequency up to 700kHz opposed to 3A and 300kHz as the Agilent can do.

The ethernet interface of the Agilent has to be paid extra, for the HMC it's included.

Also the Agilent does not include measuring lines - OK, not the most important criteria, but it makes the Agilent again more expensive.

If accuracy is the most important issue, I would prefer the Agilent, if the complete package is more important, I would prefer the HMC.

Also, capacitance measurement. Don't forget about capacitance.
 

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #64 on: November 05, 2013, 07:05:25 pm »
Don't forget about

The display!  This pict really doesn't do it justice, but the yellow/black contrast really works well.


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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #65 on: November 06, 2013, 09:12:31 am »
Don't forget about

The display!  This pict really doesn't do it justice, but the yellow/black contrast really works well.

Yes, that's true. It's an optical feature but it's the interface to the user!

Also, capacitance measurement. Don't forget about capacitance.

Oh yes, you're right! Had a quick view over the spec of the Agilent. It seems that it cannot measure capacitance, right?

With respect to the datasheet the HMC can measure up to 500µF (!!!) Especially if space on the desk is limited it's more than a nice feature to have included in a single device.

Hmm, slowly you move me to spend some money ....  ;D


 

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #66 on: November 06, 2013, 09:47:57 am »
With respect to the datasheet the HMC can measure up to 500µF (!!!) Especially if space on the desk is limited it's more than a nice feature to have included in a single device.
Consider the Rigol dm3068, too. It can measure between 60pF - 100mF (!!!) accurately. It has 6 1/2 digits (>2 Mcounts) and a better temperature function. The display is much worse of course and Rigol service sucks. Also it's bigger but a tiny bit cheaper. I think it's still a tough call.
 

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #67 on: November 06, 2013, 11:04:43 am »
better temperature function

One important note, the Hameg can currently only read RTDs, not say type K thermocouples.  The DC resolution is there, I see no reason they couldn't enable this with a firmware update, probably never happen though.

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #68 on: November 06, 2013, 11:20:39 am »
Haha dr.diesel, I love your top shelf adornment  :-DD

The DMM its pretty sexy too  ;D

Do you think Hameg will update the HM8118 with a new HMC series model, that would be sweet.
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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #69 on: November 06, 2013, 11:26:40 am »
Haha dr.diesel, I love your top shelf adornment  :-DD
    ;D


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Do think Hameg will update the HM8118 with a new HMC series model, that would be sweet.

I sure hope so, the new HMC format is perfect, I'd bet that have plans to bring more equipment to this size.

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #70 on: November 06, 2013, 12:44:20 pm »
I sure hope so, the new HMC format is perfect, I'd bet that have plans to bring more equipment to this size.

Yes, seems only the beginning.

Visit their erotic blog: http://blog.hameg.com/?p=1133#more-1133   :-DD
 

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #71 on: November 06, 2013, 12:49:04 pm »
Visit their erotic blog: http://blog.hameg.com/?p=1133#more-1133   :-DD

Yup, this pretty much sums is up:

Quote from: Hameg
The digital multimeter HMC8012 is starting off the new series

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #72 on: November 06, 2013, 02:10:18 pm »
Hopefully some new HMC series launch at productronica next week then.  :-//
 

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #73 on: November 07, 2013, 08:36:42 am »
Hopefully some new HMC series launch at productronica next week then.  :-//

Interesting thought. Makes me curious to keep an eye on it. Also curious to see which device of the HMC series comes next.

 

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Re: Hameg HMC8012 Porn
« Reply #74 on: November 12, 2013, 04:53:32 pm »
Any news for new HMC products from Hameg ?
I'm looking for a signal generator.
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