So, looking for my $50 scope I ran across this:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/LeCroy-9400A-Dual-175Mhz-Oscilloscope-/310726635524?&orig_cvip=trueA LeCroy 9400A 175mhz DSO from 1988 with a bad channel. I figured what the hell, it has at least one working channel and Dave makes fixing anything look easy, so I threw down the minimum bid, fully expecting the opening bidder to come back and outbid me, and promptly forgot about it. To my surprise, I woke up one morning to my wife telling me I won an oscilloscope.

Paid $50.99 + $49.94 shipping.
A week or so later it shows up on my doorstep. I plug it in on the floor, it makes some crackly noises, eventually the CRT fires up and for a few glorious moments advertizes that it does in fact have the FFT option, then fizzles out.

I pick it up and put it on the table, power it up, and it runs long enough for me to fiddle with the knobs for a few minutes. Eventually I turn it off, and turn it back on. It crackles and fizzles and hums, but the screen remains black. All the crackly fizzly noises make me suspect the CRT, but I notice the front panel is not responding to input, so there must be a problem with the embedded CPU. Having dealt with shipping computers before, I open it up and re-seat all the cards and cables. No luck. No amount of fiddling with connectors, percussive maintenance, and flicking it on and off will bring it back.
I really need to get at the CPU board, but it's impossible to get at from the top. I open up the bottom, and start removing the board, but have trouble with the corner with the BNCs, eventually finding myself half tearing out one of the HVV200 amplifier chips because they're stuck to a strange heatsink arrangement that bolts to the board
and the case. (Fortunately they turn out to be in low-profile sockets,

) I decide to set it aside, before I destroy it further, and do some research.

After finally downloading and reading the service manual, (the "kurt" site seems to be down most of the time.) I manage to finish removing the motherboard:

There's what I'm looking for. Do we have any MC68000 fans in the house? O0

Looks like legit FFT roms.
Apparently you're not really meant to remove the motherboard, rather you remove everything
else from the unit first. The service manual also reveals that if all the cards are not plugged in, it will refuse to boot up. There's not much more diagnosis my noobness can do with it in pieces, without another oscilloscope and/or LeCroy's test fixtures. I air-dusted it all out, went over all the boards re-seating every socketed chip I could find and did not see any obvious problems. With a shrug I put it all back together and what do you know, it boots up again!

That's one bad-ass piece of late-80's technology.

Eats 200W powered up.
So far it has been booting up reliably since then. The crackly noises seem to be coming from one of the power supplies. Bad caps? Going to have to take a look at that eventually.
Now I need some probes. It was originally supplied with 350mhz probes, but that seems to be the point where even the cheapie probes start getting pricey. I ordered a set of 200mhz probes, that ought to be good enough for anything I'm likely to use this thing for:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/320847586124Eventually I need to take a shot at fixing the first channel, but for now I'm just happy to have it running at all. I'm not looking forward to taking it all apart again. The problem must be in the front-end circuitry and that's the hardest part to get to. Channel 1 works at 50ohms, but at 1Mohm in AC or DC it just displays double arrows on the bottom of the screen, indicating the trace is offscreen and no amount of adjustment will bring it on screen. Set to either ground mode you get a seemingly normal flat trace.

Some random related links:
http://japonoff.blogspot.com/2012/08/disassembling-lecroy-9400-125mhz.htmlhttps://www.eevblog.com/forum/testgear/lecroy-9400a-options/http://www.antiqueradios.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=158426http://www.ebay.com/itm/Maytek-Instruments-Power-Supply-Extender-Cable-for-LeCroy-9400-9400A/290976407191