ASKING FOR HELP PLEASE!

[Jess_Jess]

Desperately asking around to see if anyone has any knowledge of the below and is able to help.

If you know anything about some form of black magic/witchcraft that does the following, even if only one or some, please help :
- Access and see through the victim’s brain entirely (ie. memories, knowledge, thoughts, languages)
- Block the victim from accessing the full capacity of the victim’s own brain
- See everything the victim sees (either through the victim’s eyes or what registers in the victim’s brain)
- Control and manipulate the victim’s emotions, thoughts, dreams, tears, sweat, what the victim smells, etc
- Communicate with the victim
- Vibrations
- Induce pain in the victim (could feel it anywhere on the body)
- Control the victim’s bodily movements (but for this, the victim has stronger control over his/her/their own body still)
- Etc

I know it might be hard to believe but countries like Indonesia have attempted to ban black magic/witchcraft, proving that such magic exists. Please, I’m begging for help! If you or anyone around you has any knowledge of the above magic, please message me.

Also, if it’s possible, could you please spread this to the people you know so there will be a higher chance for me to be helped. And if you happen to chance upon it any time down the line, please remember this message. If you hear of anyone who might know about it as well, I would greatly appreciate if you could connect me with that person. Please!

PS. I saw comments that this might be a spam bot. I promise you it isn't. I'm genuinely asking for help for the above.

[tszaboo]

Please see a psychologists. You need help but not from us.

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I wonder why these advanced witchcraft techniques are discussed in the Beginners section..
By the way, do you happen to know the movie Being John Malkovich?
Should answer a lot of questions

[ArchieAltz]

I can fix electronics but not people , sorry big man

[CaptDon]

Dude....You live in Australia, go pow-wow with the aboriginals, they'll have your answers!!! Maybe ask Crocodile Dundee, he had magic techniques. Also, don't troll where the fish are easily annoyed by engines that seem to have a misfiring cylinder.

[brucehoult]

I wonder why these advanced witchcraft techniques are discussed in the Beginners section..
By the way, do you happen to know the movie Being John Malkovich?
Should answer a lot of questions

Those half-floors get you every time.

[squadchannel]

https://www.datalounge.com/thread/35153609-asking-for-help-please
https://www.dek-d.com/board/studyabroad/4128852/
https://www.ar15forums.com/threads/asking-for-help-please.16893
https://www.edugeek.net/forums/general-chat/241019-asking-help-please.html (dead)
https://www.dogforums.com/threads/asking-for-help-please.514802/latest (dead)
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/forums/t/804794/asking-for-help-please/ (dead)
https://bpdfamily.com/message_board/index.php?topic=3059596.0 (dead?)
https://boredofstudies.org/threads/asking-for-help-please.412266/ (dead)
https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058386566/asking-for-help-please (dead)
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/79293118/asking-for-help-please (dead)
https://www.reddit.com/user/Independent-Hour6902/comments/1hh4olu/asking_for_help_please/ (dead)

+61 = Australia

I guess they want someone to care about them. You even tend to post in unrelated forums.
I know what you're feeling, but I wish you wouldn't do that because it's annoying.

nah, fxxk spam shit
https://x.com/FalconryFinance/status/1872436216358109480

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I wonder why these advanced witchcraft techniques are discussed in the Beginners section..
By the way, do you happen to know the movie Being John Malkovich?
Should answer a lot of questions

Those half-floors get you every time.

That was so bizarre 😃

[SteveThackery]

If you know anything about some form of black magic/witchcraft that does the following, even if only one or some, :
- Access and see through the victim’s brain entirely (ie. memories, knowledge, thoughts, languages)
- Block the victim from accessing the full capacity of the victim’s own brain
- See everything the victim sees (either through the victim’s eyes or what registers in the victim’s brain)
- Control and manipulate the victim’s emotions, thoughts, dreams, tears, sweat, what the victim smells, etc
- Communicate with the victim
- Vibrations
- Induce pain in the victim (could feel it anywhere on the body)
- Control the victim’s bodily movements (but for this, the victim has stronger control over his/her/their own body still)

None of the above is possible with the current state of science.  If you want advice on magic, this forum is absolutely not the right place to ask.

...countries like Indonesia have attempted to ban black magic/witchcraft, proving that such magic exists.

Can you see the MASSIVE failure of logic there?  I'm going to ban fairies, proving that they, too, exist.

[Simon]

Desperately asking around to see if anyone has any knowledge of the below and is able to help.

If you know anything about some form of black magic/witchcraft that does the following, even if only one or some, please help :
- Access and see through the victim’s brain entirely (ie. memories, knowledge, thoughts, languages)
- Block the victim from accessing the full capacity of the victim’s own brain
- See everything the victim sees (either through the victim’s eyes or what registers in the victim’s brain)
- Control and manipulate the victim’s emotions, thoughts, dreams, tears, sweat, what the victim smells, etc
- Communicate with the victim
- Vibrations
- Induce pain in the victim (could feel it anywhere on the body)
- Control the victim’s bodily movements (but for this, the victim has stronger control over his/her/their own body still)
- Etc

I know it might be hard to believe but countries like Indonesia have attempted to ban black magic/witchcraft, proving that such magic exists. Please, I’m begging for help! If you or anyone around you has any knowledge of the above magic, please message me.

Also, if it’s possible, could you please spread this to the people you know so there will be a higher chance for me to be helped. And if you happen to chance upon it any time down the line, please remember this message. If you hear of anyone who might know about it as well, I would greatly appreciate if you could connect me with that person. Please!

Don't be ridiculous. Banning something done not prove it exists. Also it does not mean that the government believes it exists. You can make laws about people that do/claim to practice this thing knowing full well that they are charlatans. It's the same as laws against fraud, which is all black magic is as it does not exist.

[Gyro]

Simon, why aren't you moderating and banning these whack jobs? This is the second occurrence in the past couple of days (the other being the umpteenth tiago1986 / classicsamus87 / lost count, sock puppet).

The OP has included an international phone number that may or may not be his.

[Xena E]

Can you see the MASSIVE failure of logic there?  I'm going to ban fairies, proving that they, too, exist.

Faries may not exist, but trolls do.

If the OP wants to pay my tax demand this year, I'll sort out their psych problems for them.

[golden_labels]

This may be an attempt to spam somebody’s phone with calls. For which reason I urge mods to edit out the phone number (except the +61 prefix).

The post is more reminiscent of a person with schizophrenia than trolling. This still falls into the disruptive behavior category and, since anybody here lacks any means to help the person, moderators’ involvement is needed. But this may be worth taking into account, regarding the reaction.

[Xena E]

The number is reported as a call back scam.

[SteveThackery]

Simon, why aren't you moderating and banning these whack jobs?

Seconded. There are a hundred reasons why we should not be giving advice on mental health issues.

I would expect the originator to be blocked, and the entire thread deleted.

[MK14]

In possible defense of the moderation.
Also, I DON'T know if it applies in this case.

But sometimes, spam etc accounts/threads need to be kept in place for a moderate period of time, to help with defeating them (I know this, from behind the scenes information, in other cases, not necessarily from here).

E.g. Other (spam etc) accounts, pop up in the thread, that also need to be defeated.

But anyway, as others have said, suspicious links and/or phone numbers, should be removed.

[themadhippy]

Faries may not exist

Yes they do,they wear boots and spend the night dancing with dwarfs,you gotta believe me. And theirs also the pink fairies,there a whole bunch of sweeties.

[Simon]

so half the forum want to reply while half are outraged that I don't delete everyones efforts.

[joeqsmith]

Faries may not exist

Yes they do,they wear boots and spend the night dancing with dwarfs,you gotta believe me. And theirs also the pink fairies,there a whole bunch of sweeties.

So, I went to the doctor, see what he could give me
He said, "Son, son, you've gone too far
'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do," yeah

[Gyro]

so half the forum want to reply while half are outraged that I don't delete everyones efforts.

You're a moderator...

- Does the OP's thread (assuming that the post is in any way genuine given the scam phone number) add value, technical stimulation or reputation to the forum.
- Is any member going to be able to give any mental assistance to the OP (again, assuming that it isn't an attempt to trap people with the phone number.
- Is the general trolling and mickey taking* of any benefit and can it be described as "efforts".

It's about keeping the forum clean, tidy and not full of crap, not a popularity contest.


EDIT: *Aside from squadchannel's contribution, showing how widespread this scam is.

[Analog Kid]

If you know anything about some form of black magic/witchcraft that does the following, even if only one or some, :
- Access and see through the victim’s brain entirely (ie. memories, knowledge, thoughts, languages)
- Block the victim from accessing the full capacity of the victim’s own brain
- See everything the victim sees (either through the victim’s eyes or what registers in the victim’s brain)
- Control and manipulate the victim’s emotions, thoughts, dreams, tears, sweat, what the victim smells, etc
- Communicate with the victim
- Vibrations
- Induce pain in the victim (could feel it anywhere on the body)
- Control the victim’s bodily movements (but for this, the victim has stronger control over his/her/their own body still)

None of the above is possible with the current state of science.  If you want advice on magic, this forum is absolutely not the right place to ask.

...countries like Indonesia have attempted to ban black magic/witchcraft, proving that such magic exists.

Can you see the MASSIVE failure of logic there?  I'm going to ban fairies, proving that they, too, exist.

Steve: trying to fight illogic with logic is absurd.

Like trying to dissect a joke.

[Xena E]

so half the forum want to reply while half are outraged that I don't delete everyones efforts.

Heres an idea!

People who want to reply, do so,  those who are offended by it should tut and move on?

Phone numbers and email addresses in posts are generally a bad idea however...

X

[Analog Kid]

Phone numbers and email addresses in posts are generally a bad idea however...

Yes, of course they are.
But it appears they've been scrubbed from the original post by someone named "Simon".

[TimFox]

Simon is the “global moderator”, with power to edit others’ posts.

[Xena E]

Phone numbers and email addresses in posts are generally a bad idea however...

Yes, of course they are.
But it appears they've been scrubbed from the original post by someone named "Simon".

And in that statement I was agreeing with his action