Thanks all.
After reading the responses, I found a section in my textbook that said my simplified analysis was only good for *well-designed* circuits with the base current much less than the VDB current. In what I posted, they're the same order of magnitude (IB=281uA, IVDB=489uA).
The VDB resistor values I wrote were working produced a much larger difference (IB=29uA, IVDB=797uA) for example.
So, bad design on my first pass