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coppice:

--- Quote from: Nerull on April 10, 2018, 06:40:02 am ---"Exposure" means "You will be near" not "You *will* contract anthrax and die".

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Interesting way to define the word. So, if I am near power cables with thick plastic insulation, these are actually exposed wires because I am near them?
Maxlor:
Hm the attitude in that job ad reminds me a lot of this company called Aperture Science. You, this is how things usually go there...

"Welcome test candidates to Aperture Science! You're here because we want to best, and you're the best we could get! So who's ready to do some testing, for science?

Testing candidates who volunteered for biohazard tests – please follow the orange line on the floor. Don't be alarmed when you see lab boys in hazmat suits, they're just unnecessarily squeamish about handling our testing substances. If you are too, don't worry, paper towels will be provided at the end of the tests.

Testing candidates who volunteered for electricity tests – please follow the yellow line on the floor. When you arrive at the testing machine, stick your hand into the opening of the machine.

Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the green line. You'll know when the test starts.

Cave Johnson out."
paulca:
The cake is a lie!
BillB:
Perhaps this is what they had in mind?

https://youtu.be/5ohlA__xABw
paulca:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment

Followed by:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law
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