Ok. As far as what I can tell I'm trying to oscillate.
I was trying to go:
Passthrough charged.
Leakage on that.. ramped up to allow proper transister usage.
Depletion of that to restart.....
Like I said, first circuit.
That makes no sense. When the circuit is turned on, Q1 will turn on, as current passes through L1. The collector current will depend on its Hfe. The current will keep increasing, as the field builds in L1. The final steady state collector current will depend on: the power supply's internal resistance or Q1's Hfe and L1's internal resistance. If the power supply doesn't limit the current, to a safe level, Q1 will just burn up.

The circuit has no way to go back to its original state. To make an oscillator, the circuit needs to be able to flip between two states.