Ha.... Um.... yea. Let's say I'm not great at math.
For some reason every time I was looking at P=I^2*R, I was getting mixed up somewhere. Ok, so since the resistor is so tiny in terms of it's resistance, the wattage it sucks up will be very small, yea?
I think I was getting mixed up in looking at the total load of the circuit. So in this case, I can use much much smaller resistors and I'm a dummy. Got it!