A small offtopic, may be.
There are a lot of not native English speakers (including me, of course), but sometimes we can see here some sentences which hardly understandable. Only a few wish to decipher these writing.
It seems that it writes not in English at all.
Like this -
No one had had the slightest desire to learn the language of the boghogs for the simple reason that these creatures communicated by biting each other very hard on the thigh.
But much worse when someone starts to write in all cap. Come across the title "HELP!!!!" and think - it’s a matter of life and death. Next open topic and read "AM NEWBIE. HOW TO CONNECT BULB TO BATTERY?
??"
Another quote -
He got as far as, “Where shall I put -” when there was a sudden violent flurry and he collapsed heavily against the door, trying to beat off a small and mangy creature that had leapt snarling out of the wet night and buried its teeth in his thigh, even through the thick layers of leather padding he wore there. There was a brief, ugly confusion of jabbering and thrashing. The man shouted frantically and pointed. Arthur grabbed a hefty stick that stood next to the door expressly for this purpose and beat at the boghog with it.
...
“What do you think it was trying to say?” asked Arthur in a small voice.
“Ah, nothing much,” said the man “Just its way of trying to be friendly. This is just our way of being friendly back,” he added, gripping the stick.
My message:
Write right - Be Human, not boghot!PS. Quotes from book "Mostly Harmless" by Douglas Adams (Book 5 of trilogy "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy")