I am hesitant to using microcontrollers because, basically, I don't understand them and I'm not really interested in understanding them. The closest I've been to programming was some basic use of PLC in school 25 years ago, I didn't have the patience for it then and even less so today. It just isn't fun for me, and if it isn't fun...

I know microcontrollers can do many jobs very well, they're probably the best choice lots of times... but it's not for me.
I like analog circuits much more. 555 and integrators make sense to me, some time studying a datasheet and schematics is usually enough to figure out how a circuit works and what to change to make it work differently - which can be fun with something like the 555 as it was meant to do a couple of different jobs as a timer but people have used it for countless other purposes doing just about anything. I've never used the LM2907, but that also makes sense just by reading the datasheet, and I do think I already have one I bought years ago.
I will take a closer look at that, I just wanted to ask about alternatives because there are usually a bunch of ways to solve a problem, might as well try to fins many options before picking one to run with.