There is also parasitic inductances and parasitic resistances in wires/lines. (attachment) Propably something you can just forget.
The question is what one will do with a such device? If you do even need to measure it you will have some sort of load (current) in it, a really small but still a load. I think we are just not getting what you are really after.
You can model and calculate it ie. with Laplace methods or use spice modelling softwares (LTspice is free) or..
.. Or are you after the switch on transient
EDIT: PS. If you have some formula for a ripple, but it uses a resistor (which you do not have), just put some huge value for it for calculation, lets say 100 000 000 000 = 100Gigaohms. You get that much leakage current through surface contaminations anyway.