so curiosity got the better of me and I did what we all knew would do.
to make it short, the floor did in fact insulate me and 0.1mA of current flowed through me, which is in line with the large surface area-experiment conducted earlier, where a metal tool box acted as a surrogate for my feet.
I still can't tell if capacitive coupling played a role in any of this (probably negligible), but what matters is that a) I could put my initial observations in context with an electrical model and b) I was able to solidify my understanding of that model.
Don't worry I approached the experiment in a reasonably safe manner, where the risk was adressed from multiple angles. (In a way, I believe my experiences in cold water diving taught me a fair bit on how to address and mitigate risk).
Don't think I'll get complacent after this! Rather the opposite: Now I know that if I get a small tingle from a piece of equipment or cable, I won't think "well this thing has a minor defect, I mean it's powered by a 12V brick, so what gives?". Because that has happened before. But my reaction should be: "Shit, it could be that the carpet I'm standing on just saved my life and it could be that if I now touch something else, this might end badly".
Oh yeah and it also puts in context the display of carelessness of a couple of my friends who work as certified electricians.

Thanks to everyone who shared their knowledge on this (and, consequently, were right

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