what am i an informer? Does everything I say make too much sense and said too clear and concisely?
Does it get cheesy and embaressing when everyone knows how to do it?
No, it doesn’t make sense. You’re just either a troll, or quite an extreme case of Dunning-Kruger.
If you knew the first thing about semiconductor manufacturing you’d know that aside from involving tons of dangerous chemicals and processes, it’s unbelievably sensitive to contamination.
When Fairchild started making transistors commercially, their yields fluctuated dramatically, and it took them a while to figure out that yields dropped when (among other things) the farmers miles away sprayed their crops, or when an employee failed to wash his hands after peeing. (Note that this was despite handling the wafers with gloves!)
Meanwhile, cutting edge ICs (like the ones used in smartphones) use features so fine that they can only be made using extreme UV light (i.e. nearly x-rays). It takes a multibillion-dollar factory to make those things. You’re not going to replicate that at home, or even in a lab. It requires the ultra-specialized equipment of a new fab.
Can you make a single giant transistor yourself? Sure, if you’ve got the equipment and don’t mind dealing with chemicals that can eat your bones from the inside out.
But making anything beyond a “just to show it’s possible” lab experiment? Not a snowball’s chance in hell.