There are absolutely no LOL in this product, shame on you, you cheap arses! It's designed for rich(read oligarchs, etc) people which most of you failed critters are not!

However it will take some Chinese child labourer to copy this in 15 minits then sold for less 100usd at nearest critter dollar store.

What i want is a beachshader with inbuilt drink cooler!
Applied patents however should be easy to debunk