The shock of the old is part of the attraction. Wind the kiddytots up, and all that.
Here's a truncated description of the 811...
For some operations, such as addition, it is RPN, so 3+4 is entered as "C 3 + 4 +", where "C is clear". Yup, the "+" key has a dual function.
For other operations, such as multiplication, it is algebraic, so 3*4 is entered as "C 3 * 4 =".
No, I can't see how to calculate -3 * -4 = 12!
Then you get to "chain calculations", where extra keys have to be used.
(17*9)+5 is entered as "C 17 * 9 = + 5 +"
There's that dual function, again.
The memory is similarly weird, albeit interesting: it is an accumulating memory.
To calculate 3*4+5*6 you enter "C CM 3 * 4 = 5 * 6 = RM", where CM and RM are clear/recall memory. Essentially the "=" also causes the result to be added to memory; no "+" is necessary.
The "%=" key is also quite nice, even if it is unnecessary.
What is "25% of 125" is calculated "C 125 * 25 %=" i.e. 31.25.
"If 21 is 25%, what is 100%" is calculated "C 21 / 25 %=" i.e. 84.