The Best of Yahoo Answers 2018

[German_EE]

Sorry, I know that this doesn't have much to do with electronics but I can't help it, this lot are too good not to share. After taking out the posts concerning sex and bodily functions these are left:

Forward Thinking
I sold my only car to pay for gas money. Now the price of gas has come down, how do I get my car back?

Software
I have been asked to write an application in my own handwriting, is there an iPhone app for this?

Computer Science
I have an assignment about computer. What is unimportant details about computer?

Ophthalmology
Do midgets have night vision?

Record Keeping
Am I married in any state? Have I been divorced?

Nutrition
Where can I buy a really big jar of peanut butter? (this was posted by the same user as the previous question)

Nutrition 2
I ate two tangerines in two hours, what will happen to me?

Nutrition 3
How do I become obese fast? I want to look good by the end of the year?

Reproduction
How is babby formed?? how girl get pragnent?

Education
Why are there school? is a point to it? (Posted by the same user as the reproduction question)

Philosophy
Is it possible to feel like a sandwich?

And finally................

??
I was bitten by a turtle when I was seven, can I still drink orange juice?



There is no hope 

[aargee]

I guess it is quite easy for us 'educated souls' to case aspersions on questions that are asked like these, but think about if these questions went unanswered and were still held as beliefs is some sense!
Some appear to be from 'English is not a first language' humans, or this could be a sign of low education as well.
 

[GK]

Nutrition 3
How do I become obese fast? I want to look good by the end of the year?

Reminds me of this lucky guy:

http://youtu.be/YBlgTLejlc8?t=129