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General => General Technical Chat => Topic started by: IanJ on August 09, 2019, 06:25:55 pm
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Not sure if allowed.........but lets give it a try.........So lets build up a random story.
I will post three words and the next person does the same thing. Only a few rules to follow:
- You cannot post more than three words.
- Consecutive posts are not allowed.
- Wait until three more posts until you try to repost again.
- Don't post anything obscene or crude.
- Try to keep it loosely EE related!
Right, so I'll Begin:
Grabbing some solder
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in the dumpster
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throwing Rigol away
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because I purchased
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A new Siglent. :-DD
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Then the solar
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roadway glinting in
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released magic smoke
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due to the
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Defective power supply
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throwing Rigol away
A personal vendetta
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made him buy
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a Timex Teslar
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even though he
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always used Digikey.
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Aliexpress sent him
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a flux capacitor
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a flux capacitor
three calling birds
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and Mr. Fusion
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all fake ones
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made of silicone
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needs a screw
that's become loose
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another calling bird.
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took the screw
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to his nest.
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and had his
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to his nest.
(awww.... boring... unimaginative... doesn't lead to electronic explosions or anything cool... lets see if I can fix this...)
and had his
finally completed electronic
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haiku's too long
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haiku's too long
Stack Overflow Exception
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Stack Overflow Exception
showing on the
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hacked Keysight scope
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at many times
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when probe touches
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when probe touches
They touch tips.
? ? ? So far:
NiHaoMike >> Stack Overflow Exception
windsmurf >> showing on the
Bud >> hacked Keysight scope
tautech >> at many times
BrianHG >> when probe touches
blueskull >> They touch tips. ??? How does that flow?
Not something like 'the probe tester'? or 'an AC outlet'? or 'a RF transmitter'? or, 'error flag IO'?
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Thread locked in 3 2 1
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Thread locked in 3 2 1
IBTL!
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Oh dear guys, I suspect a language issue here.......but at end of day it does indeed have to flow, so if you're not sure then don't post.
Lets reset a bit and carry on from here:-
NiHaoMike >> Stack Overflow Exception
windsmurf >> showing on the
Bud >> hacked Keysight scope
tautech >> at many times
BrianHG >> when probe touches
----> the excitable engineer
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making him mad
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NiHaoMike >> Stack Overflow Exception
windsmurf >> showing on the
Bud >> hacked Keysight scope
tautech >> at many times
BrianHG >> when probe touches
IanJ >> the excitable engineer
Bud >> making him mad
-----> he then decided
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to ask EEVblog
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where the multimeter
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blue in color
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and not pink
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was taken apart
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and placed where
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the shelves were
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almost all full
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NiHaoMike >> Stack Overflow Exception
windsmurf >> showing on the
Bud >> hacked Keysight scope
tautech >> at many times
BrianHG >> when probe touches
IanJ >> the excitable engineer
Bud >> making him mad
BrianHG >> he then decided
NiHaoMike >> to ask EEVblog
edy >> where the multimeter
tautech >> blue in color
NiHaoMike >> and not pink
Bud >> was taken apart
windsmurf >> and placed where
MrMobodies>> the shelves were
NiHaoMike >> almost all full
---> of data books
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and Mailbag items
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and other faulty
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equipment on floor
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worth less than
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that 3D printer
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next to the
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Hodor
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Hodor
Did you mean 'odor' as in bad smell?
smelling mountain of
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Hodor
Did you mean 'odor' as in bad smell?
smelling mountain of
Won Hung Lo
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over powering the
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air purifier which
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Blew up because
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Winblow$ 10 BSOD
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so he thought
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he'd try Linsux
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and open the
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can of worms
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of comparing distros
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that promise simplicity
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yet always blowup
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like RIFA caps
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ruining your day
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with shame and
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magic smoke which
(someone say 'smells like WonHungLo')
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some say smells
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set the fire
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So Far:
NiHaoMike >> Stack Overflow Exception
windsmurf >> showing on the
Bud >> hacked Keysight scope
tautech >> at many times
BrianHG >> when probe touches
IanJ >> the excitable engineer
Bud >> making him mad
BrianHG >> he then decided
NiHaoMike >> to ask EEVblog
edy >> where the multimeter
tautech >> blue in color
NiHaoMike >> and not pink
Bud >> was taken apart
windsmurf >> and placed where
MrMobodies>> the shelves were
NiHaoMike >> almost all full
BrianHG >> of data books
and Mailbag items
and other faulty
equipment on floor
worth less than
that 3D printer
next to the
Hodor
smelling mountain of
Won Hung Lo
over powering the
air purifier which
Blew up because
Winblow$ 10 BSOD
so he thought
he'd try Linsux
and open the
can of worms
of comparing distros
that promise simplicity
yet always blowup
like RIFA caps
ruining your day
with shame and
magic smoke which
some say smells
set the fire
---> inside the
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Chinese reflow oven
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the crusty stuff
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growing onto my
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growing onto my
my tray that's
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corroding the boards
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which were designed
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a bit howya'doing
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in the Shenzhen
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sweatshops where the
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poor slack off
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positioned the AC
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using DC voltmeter
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but the probes
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touch the 2kV
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Which blew off
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and killed me.
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Somehow I came
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back with superpowers
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and HV probes
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that measures the
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voltage my brain
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transmits to the
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So Far:
NiHaoMike >> Stack Overflow Exception
windsmurf >> showing on the
Bud >> hacked Keysight scope
tautech >> at many times
BrianHG >> when probe touches
IanJ >> the excitable engineer
Bud >> making him mad
BrianHG >> he then decided
NiHaoMike >> to ask EEVblog
edy >> where the multimeter
tautech >> blue in color
NiHaoMike >> and not pink
Bud >> was taken apart
windsmurf >> and placed where
MrMobodies>> the shelves were
NiHaoMike >> almost all full
BrianHG >> of data books
and Mailbag items
and other faulty
equipment on floor
worth less than
that 3D printer
next to the
Hodor
smelling mountain of
Won Hung Lo
over powering the
air purifier which
Blew up because
Winblow$ 10 BSOD
so he thought
he'd try Linsux
and open the
can of worms
of comparing distros
that promise simplicity
yet always blowup
like RIFA caps
ruining your day
with shame and
magic smoke which
some say smells
set the fire
inside the
Chinese reflow oven
the crusty stuff
growing onto my
my tray that's
corroding the boards
which were designed
a bit howya'doing
in the Shenzhen
sweatshops where the
poor slack off
positioned the AC
using DC voltmeter
but the probes
touch the 2kV
Which blew off
and killed me.
Somehow I came
back with superpowers
and HV probes
that measures the
voltage my brain
transmits to the
---> hacked Keysight scope
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And now that
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Stack Overflow Exception
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recursively recursed cursive
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Resurrecting my 555
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old school timer
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that drives my
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cyclotron
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subsequently strategically subverting
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the spacetime continuum
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Read game rules :-\
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before pressing "ON"
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and it displaying
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Read game rules :-\
Sorry, got so carried away. I'll wait at least 3 posts in-between...
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nothing but garbage
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to the sound
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crappy capacitors create
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when about to
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dribble their goo
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, corrode their traces
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, change colour to
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crusty brown copper
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and emit a
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foul odor resembling
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Dave's under-arm.
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Then without delay
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solder fumes emerged
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under the board
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not sure why
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then Mrs.EEVBlog sheepishly
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said 'wahhwahhwaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh' fail...
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put that away
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in ultrasonic cleaner
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filled with liquid
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and removed the
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hot dirty liquid
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so, Mr.EEVBlog decided
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due to the
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broken copper tracers
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To do the
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only thing he
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could. "Huxley help"
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out along the
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bench but Sagan
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could not resist
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the temptations of
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a red probe
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and the Crocodile
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crocodile clips and colours
oops
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that make electronics
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interesting and fun
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yet painful and
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hard to debug
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hiding from wife
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when she has
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emptied the garbage
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and discovered your
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100Ghz oscilloscope box
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from local dumpster
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and give it away
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for parts mule.
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She gave instructions
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"Things must change"
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especially your socks
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and the junk
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in the closet
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gone - bye bye.
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Owon and Vion
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had a fright
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which would first :-BROKE
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crackle and pop
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below their cat
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cretinously "crimping" cabling
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and looking cute
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didn't meet standards
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explicitly set by
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a Siglent distributor
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who wailed: :scared: Whyyyyy
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not more sales! :-//
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In the mean
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time, just
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try sponsoring SexyCyborg
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Hoping more sales
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will come through
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sometime very soon ! :-DD
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A new day,
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brings circuit problems
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to debug with
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an assortment off
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carefully crafted contraptions
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for young players
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falling into traps
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with dodgy equipment
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purchase on Ebay
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advertised as "new"
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but in fact
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were "seller refurbished"
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in dad's garage
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located in Shenzhen
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Where "Strange Parts"
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and stranger instructions
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will lead to
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working DIY iPhones
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on black market
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sold for pennies
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like fake Hakkos
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with a fuse
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unlike wellie Wellers
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which release the
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magic smoke after
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wrong voltage set
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and installed backwards
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"Y" safety capacitors
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the brand Rifa
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did the same
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as a firecracker!
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Scope Month winner
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called Defpom has
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released another video
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with that accent
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to explain how
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he uses the
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simple diagnostic techniques
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to hack the
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empty battery multimeter
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into an amazing
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multilingual talking multimeter! :clap:
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made by Vion
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. Just don't try
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using it for
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anything at all
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it's a liar
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and answers calls
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to thwart telemarketers
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playing home alone
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on video tape
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with 1MHz bandwidth
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in Nicam stereo
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and g-l-o-r-i-o-u-s t-e-l-e-v-i-s-i-o-n
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Then it broke
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, no tech support,
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returns not accepted
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from working environment
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but the dumpster
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offered much more
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opportunities where EEVblog
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found new oscilloscopes
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of all brands
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famous and unknown
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in different conditions
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for teardowns and
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just for fun
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to repair them
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without schematic diagrams
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and make videos
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in hopes of
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changing the world
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until the adpocalypse
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driven by the
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new YouTube algorithm
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which never works
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rewarding the creator
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peevishly pondering probabilistic
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of lower viewers
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now creators must
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donate blood weekly
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professional engineers must
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say simple stuff :)
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to prevent confusing
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with qualified graduates
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and satisfy Victoria
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who went where
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the MOSFETS don't
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have protective diode
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and the spikes
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wreak havoc with
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electrons falling out
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onto the floor.
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It's very difficult
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to put back
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cat into bag
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so, instead, put
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many more MOSFETs
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to prevent electrons
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from turning positive
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in the N-Channel
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which would waste
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everyone's time while
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Moe, Larry and
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bitseeker tested capacitors ;)
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for flux content
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and DC bias
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but found instead
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dodgy electrolyte formula
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in my coffee
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which I found
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was potentially ground
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instead of measuring
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it's actual temperature
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it was virtual
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but hot in
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psychedelic effects after
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the connection to
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Dave's noggin with
(https://cmkt-image-prd.global.ssl.fastly.net/0.1.0/ps/4460293/910/607/m2/fpnw/wm1/igckfmtqqkgbyxod3y5ryolpcknvv7cgs9s8x35xea2gjlu7qwnx3z2vuivbdbkn-.jpg?1526456597&s=174e97a598da2f9aab576e93c3729103)
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Extech RC200 SMD
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powered by industrial
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strength wireless power
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and the bang
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from the enormous
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Maxwell's Silver Hammer
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that when swung
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hits you back
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in the head |O
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triggering new ideas
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after waking up
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that you'd been
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continuously conducting current
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through your tongue
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and out your
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wazoo penciltip which obviously
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suffered badly from
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lack of use :P
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that the pussycat
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gnawed through the
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cardboard box and
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Induced in Schrodinger
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Electroboom electrocutes himself
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on live stream
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much to the
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dismay of his
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credit card bank
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located in Nigeria
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and enjoys it
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but the shock
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of the price
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Was too great
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for normal people
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fortunately, he's not
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only an advanced
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chicken dinner winner
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face palm Electroboom.
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:palm:
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electrocuting his enthusiasm
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but unphased he
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embraced modern paganism
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using Smith Chart
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to decorate bathroom
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and Bob's your
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bathroom painter extraordinaire
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GFCI socket guru
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who got shocked
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painting bare wires
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installed by some
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unlicensed engineer from
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Chuck E. Cheese
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:-DD
When the music
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could curdle Cheese's
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teardrops preventing vision
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of smoking Musk
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in his Nissan
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next for orbit
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John Paul II
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causing high SWR
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in da SUV
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with PV roof
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Open to rain
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to take shower
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under Meredith Perry's
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child protection services
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and rock studies
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In other news,
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transistors are obsolete
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by vacuum-channel transistors
(The_new_vacuum_channel_transistor (https://www.electronicproducts.com/Discrete_Semiconductors/Power_Semiconductors/The_new_vacuum_channel_transistor_far_surpasses_its_silicon_cousin_and_can_save_us_from_Moore_s_Law.aspx))
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so why continue
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when there are
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far too many
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cockroaches in the
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solder flux container.
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Dave's EEVBLOG Channel
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sells DMM’s too
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and other swag
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like pink probes
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Simple Simon's shop
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sells so surreptitiously
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even for 121GW
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packed by Sagan
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yet better than
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Harbor Freight Special
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that joeqsmith fries
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, mangling multiple meters
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via high potentials
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manufacturers didn't anticipate
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such fair dinkum
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impartial honest tests
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that Dave shames
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and we watch
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and post here
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for everyone's perusal
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Why does JoeQSmith
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not give a
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broken DMM to
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every viewer who
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writes three words
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in honor of
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John Maurice Fluke
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and David Packard
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and William Hewlett
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and Walter LeCroy
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and Nikola Siglent
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and Jim Williams
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will get a
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very big surprise
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if he connects
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480 volts AC
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to his own
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perpetual motion machine
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gravitational powered with
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dark matter interface
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causing penile fracture
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easily repaired with
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heat shrink tubing
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and a splint
:)
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from a probe
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while the big
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bang expansion accelerates
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Pretty Pink ProbeTM
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& Exciting Enhanced Encabulator
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past the speed
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that’s considered acceptable
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but always disregarded
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as the big
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bad wolf blew
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and blew and
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the little piggies
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flew to the
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piggyback factory where
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they became breakfast
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for the Oktoberfest
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with glazed sausages
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and much beer!
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Then when the
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big opening widened
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it closed again
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on my foot
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it really hurt
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so I jumped
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into cold water
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and discovered a
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ruined hp3478A multimeter
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A minor procedure
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didn't fix it :(
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but the quantum
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entangled atoms contained
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many miniature universes
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with 4th dimensional
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Red, Yellow, Blue
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and nipple Pink (my fav ! :-DD )
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tachyon sample valves
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causing dark matter
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to be visible
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one never thought
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to wear a
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virtual ground strap
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virtual ground strap
that's completely wireless
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through the quantum
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zero point field
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and God said
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I don't understand
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why Dave doesn't
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do a teardown
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with his son
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and a platypus
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Good old Sanwa.
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vs the 121GW
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Using Varta cells
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with 9999.9999 mAh
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blessed by nude
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virgins riding unicorns
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that grant wishes
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to the ones
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with the biggest
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piles of cash!
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increasing their stash
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of broken TEA
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DMMs, counters, generators
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and boat-anchor scopes
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Magic smoke emitters
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and angry pixies
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throwing broken pixels
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at anyone looking
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at the pile
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or pilfering parts
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from vendor's carts
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to stash away
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when needed for
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flying saucer avionics
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for aliens who
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can't fly straight
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or even navigate
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as humans contemplate
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A Martian fate
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Then came the
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worldwide internet outage
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that impacted dramatically
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in the 1990's
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now we have
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a limited ipv4
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and IoT toilets
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and LoRa connections
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for remote flushing
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water soap dispensers
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powered by Arduinos
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with LGT8F328P subs
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and unreliable sketches
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It still works!
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amazingly enough, however
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heatsinks are required
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on all but
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the small little
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flux capacitor on
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the main reactor
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reaction control rods
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obtained from Ebay
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via shady dealers
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were all fakes!
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and which instead
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used poor quality
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quantum tunneling wavelets
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with counter rotating
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Quantum Framistam shafts
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He knows not ...
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what he says
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- still untrained AI
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Attempts to overthrow....
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the owner of
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Fake news website
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That claimed a
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country rigged the
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grid leak resistor
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found inside Cylons
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as zero ohms
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...which makes it...
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don a codpiece
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...and it says...
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shiver me timbers
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It was then...
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I said, damn
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...those are nice...
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vector network analyzers ...
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Which were installed...
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upside down, nevertheless
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the electrons didn't
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do their job
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It was then....
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that all the
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magnets became demagnetized
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Came saw conquered :box:
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nevertheless pyrrhic victory
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i wasn’t there.
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but I was
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enthralled by the
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size of the
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Zero Point Modules
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emitting ELF waves
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The meaning of ...
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...the ending of...
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time as we
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know, a river
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flows through it
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So we say...
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many Shakespeare quotes
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Later we discovered
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it was plagiarism
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done from afar
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with blinders on
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the Dalek fandom
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subsisting on squirrels
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had cholesterol problems....
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After eating Siglent
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barfed into toilet
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because LeCroy rebrand
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burned his backend
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But a Fluke...
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reshaped like a
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Slightly deformed waveform
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...caused infinite energy
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in solar roadways
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leading to optimal
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dark matter absorption
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by passing unicorns ::)
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altering gravitational fields
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using rainbow coils
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and fruit flavor
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a rainbow paradox
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The electrons then
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lost their charges
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for free humpin'
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the glitter generators
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There was a
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cloud of pixies
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Up in smoke
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Oh My God!
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The pixies glow!
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just like nixies
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Jeffrey Epstein didn't
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repair broken oscilloscopes
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A Borg then
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assimilated Ghislaine Maxwell
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...who later said...
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Resistance is futile
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said the capacitor
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smoking tantalum vapor
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makes princes forgetful
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moreso than pot
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the kettle's black
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and white striped
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A Cylon then...
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trained his eye
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on the weakest
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EEV Blog member
-
and then said
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Not my problem.
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A cat appeared...
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and said "RICOLA"!!
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The anthem played
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as he derisively
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to the tune
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smashed our DMMs
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via China Post
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and Aliexpress Eva
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to little bits
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and little bytes
-
A little Bit!
-
An android suddenly...
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killed Jeffery Epstein
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with a virus
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that he caught
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in his throat
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Then, Bill Nye...
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got Scienced by
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47 orange Oompa-Loompas
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who then did
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unspeakable things to
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1000µf tantalum capacitors
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influenced by ElectroBOOM!
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and also photoinduction
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who wanted flames
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painted on his
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soldering iron holder
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and digital meter
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BUT Magic Smoke
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obscures the flames
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The Big supply...
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and little supply
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were current limited
-
both ground negative
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3∴ phase sources
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connected in tandem
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to a DeLorean...
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but still exploded
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when they engaged
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the Lucas electrics
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with the smoke
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words fail me
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where pictures redeem
-
but only when
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Kill the messenger!
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and not Epstein
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nor nand Epstein
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+Arkancide
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Epstein
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|---/
Clintons_>.8V+ --|
|--»\
|
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---
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but Randy Andy
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the marketing boss
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was sweating lots
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and his mother
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assigned tasks other
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no holiday cheer
-
dear, oh dear
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we are not
-
unlearned gradeschool idiots
-
just three-word jugglers
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or trinary verbalists
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and one herbalist
;)
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trying to quit
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inhaling magic smoke
-
...while programming a...
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Acorn RISC Machine
-
listening to Metallica
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Wait! A new...
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Titanium resistor process
-
prevents significant drift
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when at sea
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covered in salt
-
when rhodium plated
-
audiophool fuses blow
-
Eight hundred percent....
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at a minimum
-
says the TI
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A cheap multimeter...
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pop, bang, crackle
-
and a cat
-
of what rating
-
UL laughed at
-
when they put
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the CE label
-
on cal sticker
-
and shipped uncalibrated
-
yet claiming compliance
-
but is it?
-
a legal issue?
-
an ethical issue?
-
or plain dishonest ?
-
Th QC symbol...
-
or plain dishonest ?
The Shadow knows
-
what the radio....
-
news reporter said
-
yes, shifty schiff
-
has no compass
-
moral or otherwise
-
neither does Trump
-
but Russia has
-
strange old equuipment
-
with 74141's, nixies
-
peanut tube receivers
-
resistors that glow
-
capacitors that blow
-
but cold temperatures
-
and the radiation
-
from the excessive
-
..magnets that cause
-
havoc to compasses
-
and pigeon brains
-
exposing bare mains
-
...to cheap multimeters
-
by Kmart Sears
-
$49 Craftsman range
-
Pants on fire!
-
dropped soldering iron!
-
shipped my pants!
-
for the rants
-
Made by cats
-
dogs and other
-
Ubeam like creatures
-
Vion multimeter then...
-
got a voicemail
-
from Cat Clark
-
re: Errant Spark :o
-
Wanna Buick Skylark
-
Preferably running well
-
e.g. deHavilland Comet
-
found in barn
-
without a roof
-
and broken rivets
-
e.g. Aloha 243
-
but others totally
-
ignore the trolls
-
xrunner and tautech
-
This bloody thingy!
-
manifest itself unexpectedly
-
into something awfully
-
...familar to a...
-
bunch of nerds
-
who are legends
-
in their minds
-
not their behinds
-
We're in like
-
Flynn, Dave says
-
a bobby dazzler
-
his
velveteen velvet jacket
-
gently touched him
-
like 24 volts
-
The electron whisperer
-
sent a stream
-
of positively charged
-
stadt fahren hilfen
-
gooz en tight
-
through a fake
-
...capactior, which caused
-
circuit to fail
-
launching all ICBMs
-
Says Wernher v.Braun
-
"Light zee candle!"
-
Was ist los!?
-
Das is los
-
Es macht bumm!
-
Another long tail
-
pair differential amplifier
-
with buffer attached
-
rail to rail
-
to allow full
-
power operation but
-
...the engines couldn't...
-
Energize the Bunny
-
with leaking batteries
-
terminal corroding electrolyte
-
and internal resistance
-
so high it
-
couldn't use Batterizer
-
except to rupture
-
the spacetime continuum.
-
A quantum foam
-
intergalactic rave party
-
in Messier 83
-
was invaded by
-
the borg, who
-
, like Zanti Misfits
-
with synchrotron radiation
-
pervert, subvert, destroy
-
you forgot pillage
-
of the villagers
-
Then, something wonderful
-
failed to materialize
-
because the trolls
-
and naysayers didn't
-
accept Fontus plonkas
-
but applied trigonometry
-
as fraudulent proof
-
to lure backers
-
and quantum mechanics
-
to start building
-
a solar roadway
-
to get over
-
Rover and let
-
the snow shovels
-
have embedded controllers
-
with Tesla flamethrowers
-
555 timer chips....
-
a few 2N3055s...
-
and a PIC64LF6969
-
to start bonfires
-
of burning Batterisers
-
or CANBUS ELKOS
-
A zener diode
-
, many Rifa capacitors
-
gives more magic
-
smoke and sparks
-
of iridescent periwinkle
-
Big Clive engineered
-
super transformers with
-
his cat's advice
-
cut blue wire!
-
Not that one,
-
or yellow one
-
blue go boom
-
then draws pcbs
-
as cartoon characters
-
OR--like XKCD
-
with tented vias
-
and forced lightsabers
-
all built with
-
Mark Hamill's condemnation
-
and Sauron's eye
-
and the Doctor's
-
tiny little tardis
-
she laughed at
-
EEVBlog member's posts
-
Darn that Soundwave!
-
It was reinforced
-
Marketed by Pugeot
-
With three wheels
-
made of glass
-
water resistant glass...
-
...leaking superconducting superfluid...
-
And magic smoke
-
blessed the capacitors
-
and the cheesemakers
-
with 1N4148 diodes
-
rectifying sacred waves
-
one half cycle
-
In Spice simulator
-
at 20A peaks :o
-
utilizing 64 QAM
-
experiences multipath interference
-
while generating X-rays
-
and annoys Dave
-
while referencing Batterisers
-
with preposterous claims
-
and Battbump privacy
-
A Fontus bottle
-
holy Fontus water
-
from Plonkas's factory
-
and Graphene filtered
-
...for cold fusion...
-
and best flavor
-
with Rooibos tea
-
from a WaterSeer
-
adding delicate bouquet
-
and zero-point energy
-
and some H2S
-
made in CoffeeJack
-
as civets cheer
-
gleefully meow! squat
-
A window regulator
-
got stuck and
-
caused great damage
-
to intruding digits
-
in Nixie tubes
-
critical excitation voltage :-\
-
through valve amps
-
that Fran avoided
-
but still likes
-
Opamps that give
-
Infinate stereo imaging
-
for noisy Philly
-
2 phase power
-
The phase inducer
-
caused forum outage
-
then the santa
-
Forums down again.
-
claws scratched the
-
vinyl Christmas record
-
screw the DDOS'er
-
Some super capacitors
-
Merry Christmas and ...
-
Happy new year
-
bah hum bug
-
with humbucker coil
-
and DDoS protection
-
that gnif mitigated
-
gnip, gnop, flip,
-
flip flop fly
-
with nuclear fission
-
#4 Szechuan style
-
not gangnam style
-
Nor Angels Style
-
Taylor Swift Style
[puke]
-
She loves Tool :-DD
-
with Herculean narcissism
-
when propery covered
-
with nano particles
-
like
Bob Lazar George Knapp
-
while talking animatedly
-
... he dropped dead!
-
Or did he?
-
truth= Alex Jones
-
Alternating current theory
-
with alternating voltages
-
using 4 phases
-
thinking about 5
-
librems noticeably absent
-
strange ripple voltage
-
and bad powerfactor
-
buzzing really loud
-
arc-flash detected
-
277V high leg
-
not a doghouse
-
or cat house
-
with Franlabs Parrot
-
not dead parrot
-
an ex parrot
-
it's just resting
-
trying to sleep
-
pining for fjords
-
and big crackers
-
with Rifa caps
-
Diodes installed backwards
-
and transistors too
-
soldered with ChipQuik
-
and mercury and
-
silver solder and
-
flux free sodder
-
and acidic Natrium
-
repealed Ohm's Law
-
Damn you Ohm!
-
Ohm was optimistic
-
... for the birds!
-
who were now
-
feathered electrical engineers
-
But electronic cats
-
that love feathers
-
in their craws
-
also eat SMDs
-
A clever fox
-
was hounded mercilessly
-
by lazy dog
-
till Faraday appeared!
-
It was shocking
-
to touch 120VAC
-
with your (blank)
-
at blankety blank
-
rather than live
-
without Electroboom fun
-
in 2020 I
-
no longer care
-
seen it already
-
but Orson Welles
-
and Grover's Mill
-
made a thrilling
-
video of UFOs
-
Happy New Year
-
Peace to all
-
Live long and
-
shockingly charged life
-
without political upheaval
-
with wrist strap
-
or be shocked
-
by Anita Sarkeesian
-
and Greta Thunberg
-
the Saarkesian cat
-
pictured in crosshairs
-
How Dare You!
-
15 minute fame
-
was no match
-
with high impedance
-
a small MOSFET
-
for ubeam's trail
-
or Occam's Razor
-
Mars at 19.5°
-
Centigrade or Farenheight ?
-
it depends on
-
latitude and longitude :-//
-
daytime or night
-
Hyperbolic Tetrahedral Geometry
-
and moon phase
-
A cloaking device
-
that robs colours
-
maybe 19.5o Kelvin?
-
face on Mars
-
frozen at 19.5K
-
on dark side
-
of Europa's ocean
-
hell froze over
-
...then it thawed!
-
Australia's smoke cloak
-
escalated climate change
-
Dave's lab shutdown
-
with smoke everywhere :scared:
-
not from Weller
-
darkened the cloud
-
looming over the
-
Aussie asshole arsonists
-
Beds are burning
-
Oz's on flames
-
Was on Vacation
https://www.facebook.com/vhimpe/videos/10215533528955898/ (https://www.facebook.com/vhimpe/videos/10215533528955898/)
-
but the animals
-
the poor animals
-
and rich animals
-
from Animal Farm
-
hired Project Farm
-
from the layout
-
to get ready
-
to test over-unity
-
United we stand!
-
all engineering things
-
oggy oggy oggy
-
whatever that means
-
it's three words
-
whatever that's worth
-
more than two
-
less than four
-
FBI TSA CIA
-
words not acronyms!
-
...don't come easy
-
But do come
-
if you think
-
in a song
-
using Bee-Gee harmony
-
To stay alive
-
with hairy armpits
-
my, oh my
-
peppercorns for nuts
-
washers and bolts...
-
Used in PCBs
-
- Polycarbonate Coke Bottles
-
Polychlorobiphenyls in transformers
-
Davey Jones' Locker
-
filled with teardowns
-
and some tears
-
of insane toys
-
batterized to death
-
with leaky alkalines
-
and leaky alibis
-
released the schmoo
-
in the snow
-
uphill, both ways
-
left and right
-
up and down
-
depends on reference
-
or if downunder
-
inter and extra-dimensional
-
wormhole navigation maps
-
Google's new change
-
makes quantum indeterministic
-
understandable to kids
-
without the bullshit
-
Tide Pod eaters
-
have to swallow
-
with much coffee
-
or else they
-
have chosen poorly
-
instead of buying
-
they dumpster dive
-
Better than Amazon?
-
Ebay is cheaper
-
but reeps in
-
low quality goods
-
both have scammers
-
so caveat emptor
-
speak English please!
-
but... you are in Rome!
-
so speak Romeanian
-
what's EEVBlog's language?
-
PHP I think
-
you think correctly
-
when you're wrong
-
You aren't right
-
sometimes you're left
-
middle is best!
-
three words three!
-
three number story?
-
yes only three
-
and no more!
-
in one reply
-
these rules suck!
-
Gostak Distims Doshes
-
solar roadways journalists
-
have troubles too
-
when they're qualified
-
more likely unqualified
-
with forged paperwork
-
and razor-sharp papercuts
-
from recycled roadways
-
to make money
-
with inkjet printer
-
printing tramp stamps
-
no rubber stamps?
-
US: or rubber checks
Everywhere_Else: or rubber cheques
;)
-
with either spelling
-
check and checkmate
-
stop playing chess!
-
Play Chinese checkers.
-
OK let's go!
-
Pawn jumps queen
-
Dish and spoon
-
Sonny and Cher
-
Were amazing together
-
How close together? :o
-
peas in pods
-
birds ofa feather
-
Gaga's pod entrance
-
oil and water
-
Beds are burning
-
get up then
-
get fire extinguisher
-
let it burn
-
to a crisp
-
like dreaded Rifa's
-
and their claims
-
of solid quality
-
imaginary data points
-
are more reliable
-
unless you are
-
using tertiary triplets
-
More threes arg!
-
but not trees
-
only flowering plants!
-
or faulty towers
-
with missing bricks
-
and flowery twats
-
in big pots
-
forget me nots
-
pretty lame poetry
-
but almost poetic
-
let's get drunk
-
ahead of you
-
watch your backside
-
$10 is $10
-
Priceless items are
-
...are very expensive!
-
charge on VISA
-
available on ebay
-
by sleazy sellers
-
washed, rinsed, repeated...
-
five stars denied!
-
Exploding Telly Penguins
-
on Smart Motorways
-
how smart Hmmmm?
-
depending on drivers
-
with fake FTDI
-
the bricks it
-
nobody is steering
-
car has AI
-
not better than
-
that old Ford!
-
Towing Chevy to
-
the wrecking yard :P
-
Any salvageable electronics?
-
only charred wires
-
and leaky capacitors
-
nuts not volts
-
... and rusty bolts
-
need penetrating oil
-
and elbow grease
-
and cheater bar
-
in a car
-
It's junk now!
-
How dare you!
-
The General's pissed
-
from cheap wine
-
tasted good though
-
she told ya
-
wine-snobs and audiofools
-
drink a pint
-
of bitter brew
-
and play loud
-
♪ahhh-ahhhh-ahhh♪, ♪bitter dregs♪
-
with many powercuts
-
wfh became impossible
-
though with generator
-
not this again
-
yes this again ;D
-
Why oh why?
-
because when you
-
touch MOSFET gates
-
make sure to
-
lick your fingers
-
stroke amber rods
-
with wool socks
-
wear polyester underpants
-
purchased with Krugerrands
-
and be happy
-
in your depression
-
over Covid lockdowns
-
virus beats humans!
-
Fighting back can
-
bring back memories
-
Eels and hovercraft
-
delivering Mouser orders
-
for your cat
-
wife and dog
-
don't like electronics
-
said the plumber
-
baring his arse
-
up the clacker
-
through the s-bend
-
the wrong way
-
"ouch", he said
-
"Done meself harm" :palm:
-
Dave's new tent
-
piled with DMMs
-
and a LifeSaber
-
mud run DSO
-
searching for dingos
-
and koala bears
-
not panda bears
-
in societal breakdown
-
and covid lockdown
-
did not stop
-
hackers attacking EEVBlog
-
, disguised as martians,
-
sporting dodgy technology,
-
from the Talosians
-
disguised as Batteriser's
-
which disarmed the
-
AudioGon audio fools
-
gold IEC cords
-
and speaker wires
-
25 miles long
-
40.2km in metric
-
bees wax fuses
-
stone knives, bearskins
-
three word stories,
-
are seldom monetized
-
but often plagiarized
-
by bored engineers
(post 5k ;D )
-
who fix things
-
that ain't broke
-
with quality ChongX
-
whose dubious specs
-
are marketing enhanced
-
with newfangled bullshit
-
to bamboozle consumers
-
and snowflake suckers
-
and Theranos hopiums
-
living on forums
-
I prefer AES128
-
It's been cracked!
-
just which haven't ?
-
all tough nuts
-
weak as water
-
soaked toilet paper
-
hoarded from 2019 :scared:
-
only to discover
-
Elizabeth Holmes screwed
-
wasn't me unfortunately
-
turtlenecks are foxy
-
turtlenecks are foxy
From the OP:
- Wait until three more posts until you try to repost again.
wasn't me unfortunately
nor did I
-
rulez are for losers
-
so she's pregnant
-
who's the daddy?
-
stand still laddie
-
said NZ farmer
-
amongst nervous sheep
-
Keep counting them
-
in binary notation
-
using two's complement
-
and big endian
-
and little endian
-
Lilliputian egg breakers
-
are better
-
forgot one word!
-
silent but deadly
-
wins the race
-
to the loo
-
out of paper
-
thanks to Covid!
-
Electrons have escaped >:D
-
leaving positrons behind
-
and Leptons ahead
-
with bosons spinning
-
Brakes not working
-
seats a squirming
-
ducks a humping
-
and whales blowing
-
balloons for dolphins
-
Flipper not Skippy
-
five golden rings
-
four busted FETs
-
THREE words only
-
two raspberry pis
-
one 8" floppy
-
zero RIFA caps
-
no magic smoke
-
or fiery dragons
-
with transient protection
-
ordered wrong package
-
while drinking bourbon
-
called Devils Cut
-
on laptop leaked
-
copious Mountain Spew
-
requiring hazardous cleanup
-
fire water catastrophe
-
A Utah calamity
-
poorly designed datacenter
-
I'm still worried
-
except that gnif
-
is planning ahead
-
a good gateway
-
located in Antarctica
-
run by penguins
-
which are tasty
-
roasted on gensets
-
placed on consoles
-
with barbecue sauce
-
she wasn't 18
-
instead forty four
-
going on sixty
-
in second gear
-
hoping for 88
-
to travel elsewhere
-
using existing wormholes
-
and probing menacingly
-
before killing Kenny
-
for canned laughs
-
Ha ha ha
-
Servers blinking silently
-
human presence unnecessary
-
water additive necessary
-
flames rising steadily
-
meanwhile in Oz
-
not one bushfire
-
more like fifty
-
Meanwhile in Antarctica,
-
frozen pole dancers
-
are high beaming
-
(urban dictionary required)
-
cacophonous ultracrepidarian kerfuffles
-
Telepresence Telecommuting Teledildonics :o
-
lost my babelfish
-
Dave's dumpster friend
-
was a kangaroo
-
tied down, sport
-
with Koala tendencies
-
not like Skippy
-
wasn't a kickboxer
-
but was tasty
-
slathered whipped cream
-
with a spoon
-
cherries inside pouch ???
-
Good in mouth
-
without false teeth
-
or blistered tongue
-
sweet to eat
-
just like prunes :--
-
but really yummy
-
with after effects
-
of the juice
-
lovingly freshly squeezed
-
reaching maximum pressure
-
abrupt gaseous anomalies :-[
-
light a match
-
drink Meredith Perrylade
-
return for more
-
enjoyable abusive behavior
-
with a spatula
-
and a spork
-
to hurt more
-
than a marshmallow
-
burned by fire
-
drowned by chocolate
-
women's great weakness
-
is knowing EVERYTHING :phew:
-
never needing Google
-
encyclopedia for sale
-
all 99 volumes
-
pre 1986 data
-
like paper maps
-
and a compass
-
whose needle spins
-
without magnetic field
-
Bermuda Triangle woes
-
insist she shaves
-
and a haircut
-
all barely cut
-
below the ankles
-
sand flea infestation
-
in her bellybutton
-
but really don't
-
understand navel gazing
-
from a distance
-
get really close
-
so you can
-
observe with clarity
-
Firefox visually annoys
-
sleeping kitty cats
-
won't catch mice
-
in plague proportions
-
maybe a couple
-
possibly Schrödinger's can
-
alive or dead?
-
knowledge lies within
-
Julius Sumner Miller
-
atmos pheric pressure
-
can help sometimes
-
and not others
-
scientists are stumped
-
having been amputated
-
by their scopes
-
in their sorrows
-
dreaming of Keysight
-
with keys insight
-
and are hacks
-
with no backs
-
- 3D printed teeth -