A possible new project for Dave ?

[Deathwish]

A must have for every Aussie garden would you say ?.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3298132/Is-world-s-best-plant-pot-Garden-ornament-rises-lawn-reveal-incredible-hidden-BEER-FRIDGE.html

[Artlav]

Ahem.

[Deathwish]

That dont mean anything, Real Aussies are clever like that, anything to make SWMBO happy for a while. Have you ever tried to take the Aussie out of an Aussie ?.

[SeanB]

Doesn't drink, doesn’t smoke, works like a Trojan, perfect Aussie husband.

[Deathwish]

you also want to give him wings and a halo to go, he can always put soda bottles in one.

[Yansi]

I don't drink or smoke either.  Also don't visit or make parties. Huh. Strange person I am.

[NiHaoMike]

I don't drink or smoke either.  Also don't visit or make parties. Huh. Strange person I am.

Same here.

[EEVblog]

Doesn't drink, doesn’t smoke, works like a Trojan, perfect Aussie husband.

Rare photo of beer in hand

[Deathwish]

Now thats more like an Aussie to me 

[tautech]

Now thats more like an Aussie to me 

Na, he's drowning his sorrows after the Kangaroo's lost to the All Blacks in the RWC Final this morning. 

[Deathwish]

Now thats more like an Aussie to me 

Na, he's drowning his sorrows after the Kangaroo's lost to the All Blacks in the RWC Final this morning. 

Nothing to boast about, I hear Kiwis love to play with their odd shaped balls all day.

[tautech]

Now thats more like an Aussie to me 

Na, he's drowning his sorrows after the Kangaroo's lost to the All Blacks in the RWC Final this morning. 

Nothing to boast about, I hear Kiwis love to play with their odd shaped balls all day.

Yeah I know it's sad, but we learnt it from a place not far from you.... Rugby.

[Deathwish]

Now thats more like an Aussie to me 

Na, he's drowning his sorrows after the Kangaroo's lost to the All Blacks in the RWC Final this morning. 

Nothing to boast about, I hear Kiwis love to play with their odd shaped balls all day.

Yeah I know it's sad, but we learnt it from a place not far from you.... Rugby.

No, thats where cement comes from, the Mafia use it for wellington boots 

[Rick Law]

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Nothing to boast about, I hear Kiwis love to play with their odd shaped balls all day.

How do you know their balls are odd shaped?

Never mind...  not that kind of a forum here.

[tautech]

Now thats more like an Aussie to me 

Na, he's drowning his sorrows after the Kangaroo's lost to the All Blacks in the RWC Final this morning. 

Nothing to boast about, I hear Kiwis love to play with their odd shaped balls all day.

Yeah I know it's sad, but we learnt it from a place not far from you.... Rugby.

No, thats where cement comes from, the Mafia use it for wellington boots 

Didn't know that Garry, thanks as it explains the Aussies loosing, too much Rugby cement in their boots. 

[Deathwish]

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Nothing to boast about, I hear Kiwis love to play with their odd shaped balls all day.

How do you know their balls are odd shaped?

Never mind...  not that kind of a forum here.

God told me, I have a private line to the big guy, he sits, sips his whiskey, rings me and laughs about them then chuckles a bit more, then goes on about cricket matches he is rigging, I think he is a bit of a sadist really..