If you're required to use them for work then get on with it, saying that there are zero good aspects to them is clearly impossible unless you are going to make comparisons to something else which is superior...
Well, no, it's not clearly impossible as that is my genuine opinion (see below for the clarification you seem to be craving). My primary work phone is actually an Android and whilst it's not the phone I would personally purchase myself, it is orders of magnitude better than the Apple counterparts in many ways. It seems if I made the same comment about a [insert brand of Android phone here], you wouldn't be making such a fuss about what is essentially my
opinion. As I said earlier, I'm entitled to mine just as you are entitled to yours. You don't see me taking offence to the fact that you seem to love your Apple devices.
When people are forced to use something all the problems are blown out of proportion and they fail to see the good features or aspects, suddenly when they have choice all the negative aspects of their choice can be dismissed or ignored. This happens time and time again in workplaces and I happen to work with employers that let the employees choose their own platforms, then every person gets to make their own balance of whats important to them and what will work.
Thankfully this is not what is happening in my case, but yes, I can see how some people would react.
Now onto my biggest gripes with Apple iPhone's (I'll keep it short as I could almost write a short novel):
PHYSICAL DESIGN - I see a higher proportion of smashed screens on Apple products than any other, even considering that Android phones outnumber Apple in Australia. Visually they are also kind of ugly (once again, my
opinion). The new iPhone X isn't too bad however and looks more like Samsung handsets, but even with the iPhone X, the buldging out of the camera is more of a hindrance. I've also seen enough iPhone 6 and 6 Plus's which have faulty digitisers and sensors which basically renders the phone unusable by randomly "pressing" buttons all over the screen (also known as "touch disease").
SOFTWARE DESIGN - It's restrictive, very restrictive. You have no where near as many options to tweak system settings as you do on Android or indeed BlackBerry or Windows-based devices. I'll give you an example I ran into today: If your battery charge is below a certain percentage (I think it's around 20-30%), it forces the minimum screen sleep/lock time and doesn't allow you to change it until you charge your phone. So rather than given the user the option (which exists), it just locks you out. That's just one example in a long list.
HARDWARE DESIGN - Compared to phones of the era, it's underspec'd. Arguably Apple users don't need the additional RAM. Also since as long as I remember their cameras were mediocre with many suffering from that green or purple "halo" right in the middle of the photo when exposed to bright scenes. Then of course the is the lack of expandable storage, how many major revisions of the iPhone are there? 15? Yet still no microSD card slot. Then there is the plethora of expensive Apple-branded adapters and cables (which aren't built that well to begin with) just so you can use your peripherals (headphones for example). Want to try and repair your iPhone? Instead of using common sized screws, they've mixed and matched different sizes, just to make sure they are extra painful to pull apart and get back together.
APPLES ATTITUDE TOWARDS CONSUMERS - Remember "Antenna-gate", Apple's response was "You're holding your phone wrong". They changed their connector: "You can buy an adapter". Then they changed their connector again: "Here's another adapter"... and again... you guessed it, more adapters. Oh and you don't need a 3.5mm audio jack anymore, away with you! Now there is the latest battery issues (which have been brought up before), instead of giving the user power management options, they just do their own thing on the sly and not tell anyone.
PRICE - They are bloody expensive for what you get. I can walk into a retail store and buy a brand new Samsung handset, which is more powerful, packs more memory, has more features and better software for $800. How much does the iPhone X cost? Almost double!
As I said, I could go on, but this gives you some kind of an idea. If you think Apple are innovative, you can guess again. They stopped innovating long ago. Now they are just playing catch-up with all the other manufacturers who came out with features years before. Their market share is slipping and I can see why. I'm by no means a "Samsung fan boy" either. It just happens to be the phone I use at the moment. I liked my previous handsets just as much which include Nokia, Sony, Blackberry, LG, Motorola and back in the day O2 and HP iPaq's (and those are just the ones I still own and work, there are probably others I'm forgetting).
I look forward to your rebuttal.