Assrape chair failure. Go China!

[Wartex]

[Rerouter]

i am equally happy and disgruntled fromwhen i had a seat fail like that, disgruntled because my chair tried to stab/ sodomise me, happy that i was twisted on my seat stretching when it failed so it only punched me in the hip

[Dawn]

Assrape? Now imagine this happening to a woman. ER physicians have seen everything, especially with men, but a V*****al impaling by a chair's gas spring column would be something for the medical journals. Can you say it's a Public Cervix Announcement to warn of the potential failure of these chairs?

[vxp036000]

There's nothing wrong with that chair, it's a feature!  I know a few folks I could sell this to.

[LEECH666]

Sort of want ... 

[vxp036000]

I hear that the next version is motorized 

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[pickle9000]

Asscupuncture

[Uncle Vernon]

Meh! more designs of clueless graduates let loose on the public. It probably had an approval sticker with load rating for all the good it did. In the days before common sense went out of fashion, this sort of stuff never made it to retail shelves.

[LEECH666]

I hear that the next version is motorized 

Sort of want ... 

AWESOME! CAN'T WAIT!

[bilko]

Meh! more designs of clueless graduates let loose on the public. It probably had an approval stick with load rating for all the good they did. In the days before common sense went out of fashion, this sort of stuff never made it to retail shelves.

+1

[SeanB]

FEA with no concern as to safety margin, or to a production spread in the plastic, and it losing plasticiser and cold flowing with time.

[metalphreak]

http://gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

Can't seem to find a "credible" source for this, but it makes me squirm in my chair nonetheless.