"We now have a good explanation for why we have felt the need to introduce talismans, or tweaks of mahogany, tourmaline, smoky quartz, and other such items placed in strategic locations throughout our systems."
Oh wow, the bullshit has gone meta.
If only there were some kind of enclosure, or absorber, that could suck in all audiophoolery in the vicinity, leaving only clean, rational and informed technical discussion.
I'd suggest a toilet, but that'd be toilet humor.
Edit: Wait, wait! What happens if you put their Blackbody absorber in a microwave oven? For science!