Author Topic: Bad Electronics Jokes (Read 42740 times)

Peter Taylor · « **Reply #50 on:** June 21, 2022, 03:20:26 pm »

The first joke was by far and away the worst joke I have ever heard.
Except for my first joke, of course.

niconiconi · « **Reply #51 on:** June 29, 2022, 01:33:52 pm »

Q: What does a US electrician say when your house lost 240 V but the power company is working on it?
A: It's just a phase.

niconiconi · « **Reply #52 on:** June 29, 2022, 02:06:27 pm »

Electromagnetic interference from the signal line is surely a headache...

...But it can be coaxed into compliance.

niconiconi · « **Reply #53 on:** June 29, 2022, 03:02:01 pm »

Q: The NSA is building a new code-breaking supercomputer, what is this project's slogan?
A: Intel inside.

JohnG · « **Reply #54 on:** June 29, 2022, 03:32:15 pm »

A duck walks into Radio Shack to buy a capacitor. The clerk says, "Do you want to charge it?"

The duck replies, "No, put it on my bill."

JohnG · « **Reply #55 on:** June 30, 2022, 03:02:27 am »

A neutron goes into Radio Shack and asks for a capacitor.
"How much?" asks the neutron.
"For you, no charge." says the clerk.

Giving credit where it is due: http://www.kafejo.com/haha/farads.htm

niconiconi · « **Reply #56 on:** June 30, 2022, 04:40:59 pm »

Q: What does a government speaker say in response to the media report that critical infrastructure is running on unmaintainable legacy software?

A: No comment.

niconiconi · « **Reply #57 on:** June 30, 2022, 04:54:05 pm »

Q: What is the coolest electronics device in the world?
A: A Type-I superconductor.

metrologist · « **Reply #58 on:** June 30, 2022, 05:34:39 pm »

A power sensor walks into a bar and the bartender says, “I’m glad you’re here; I need to take a measurement. Can you take a peek?” And the sensor responds, “No sorry, I’m only an average power sensor.”

niconiconi · « **Reply #59 on:** June 30, 2022, 10:49:06 pm »

Quote from: metrologist on June 30, 2022, 05:34:39 pm

A power sensor walks into a bar and the bartender says, “I’m glad you’re here; I need to take a measurement. Can you take a peek?” And the sensor responds, “No sorry, I’m only an average power sensor.”

+1. This one is pretty funny. I think I've seen that in an Anritsu RF application note.

metrologist · « **Reply #60 on:** July 01, 2022, 06:56:20 pm »

Yep
https://dl.cdn-anritsu.com/en-us/test-measurement/files/Brochures-Datasheets-Catalogs/Articles/11410-00929A.pdf

A thermal power sensor, looking for love, walks
into a bar and immediately sees an antenna
sitting alone. The sensor walks up to the antenna
and says, “Is it just me, or can you sense the heat
between us?” Don’t get it? Well, it’s not that
funny, but read on and perhaps it will make more
sense.

https://dl.cdn-anritsu.com/en-us/test-measurement/files/Brochures-Datasheets-Catalogs/Articles/11410-00932A.pdf

MrMobodies · « **Reply #61 on:** July 08, 2022, 02:02:24 am »

A: In England how many gates have their been?
Q: 3 (Partygate, beergate, sleezegate)

A: What happened to the current British Government?
B: It had a mid air breakup.

niconiconi · « **Reply #62 on:** July 11, 2022, 02:08:24 pm »

Q: Why did the US Army Signal Corps lose in a cold-weapon combat?
A: Bad shielding.

niconiconi · « **Reply #63 on:** July 11, 2022, 02:15:47 pm »

Q: What do you say when a circuit board doesn't follow the creepage and clearance rules?
A: It has a potential problem.

niconiconi · « **Reply #64 on:** July 11, 2022, 03:43:10 pm »

I posted a web tutorial about how to build oscillator circuits...

...It keeps receiving positive feedback.

niconiconi · « **Reply #65 on:** July 11, 2022, 03:56:07 pm »

Q: What do you say when a vendor finally fixed instability problems in their bad amplifier design?

A: It just did a 180.

Neper · « **Reply #66 on:** July 11, 2022, 06:39:17 pm »

Q: What's the difference between homemade RF oscillators and RF amplifiers?

A: Homemade RF oscillators will never oscillate the first time you switch them on.

MrMobodies · « **Reply #67 on:** July 12, 2022, 06:22:21 am »

A: What is it called when children have a temper tantrum (scream, collapse on the floor or do a little dance) in the shopping mall because the parent's refuse to reward them with toys and candy?

B: Flip Flop.

niconiconi · « **Reply #68 on:** July 13, 2022, 06:07:37 am »

Q: A MOSFET said BJTs are always a bad choice because they require current to operate. What did the BJT reply?

A: This accusation is baseless, it's just your typical MOSFET gatekeeping.

MrMobodies · « **Reply #69 on:** July 13, 2022, 06:17:38 am »

A: What food do "flat earthers" over indulge on?

B:Pizza

Berni · « **Reply #70 on:** July 13, 2022, 08:15:22 am »

The local orchestra on an outdoor venue got caught in some bad weather and lightning struck the guy in the front.

Shame really. He was a really good conductor.

MK14 · « **Reply #71 on:** July 13, 2022, 08:20:22 am »

Quote from: Berni on July 13, 2022, 08:15:22 am

The local orchestra on an outdoor venue got caught in some bad weather and lightning struck the guy in the front.

Shame really. He was a really good conductor.

niconiconi · « **Reply #72 on:** July 16, 2022, 08:40:36 am »

Q: What kind of electronics do you need to find the sources of illegal air pollution?
A: An emitter follower.

niconiconi · « **Reply #73 on:** July 18, 2022, 03:34:44 pm »

Q: What do you say when you ordered some power supplies but found they're all defective, and must be shipped back by air?

A: Flyback converters.

niconiconi · « **Reply #74 on:** July 20, 2022, 03:41:33 am »

If i had a cesium frequency standard...

...I would probably use it from time to time.


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