Author Topic: Bad Electronics Jokes (Read 42274 times)

NiHaoMike · « **Reply #25 on:** May 21, 2022, 03:15:16 pm »

Quote from: MrMobodies on May 20, 2022, 03:38:53 am

Q: What can cause buffer overflow problems at the tap?
A: Beer.

Any carbonated liquid has that problem if there's something dissolved that promotes foaming.

MrMobodies · « **Reply #26 on:** May 21, 2022, 08:26:22 pm »

Just to clarify I meant when the glass is filling up from the tap and it overflows and then the barman has to wait a bit for it to go down.

Sorry if it was a poor joke.

niconiconi · « **Reply #27 on:** May 22, 2022, 08:18:46 pm »

Q: What happens when someone finds an electrical shock hazard in an airplane's avionics?
A: Get grounded.

niconiconi · « **Reply #28 on:** May 22, 2022, 08:31:41 pm »

Q: What kind of software bugs can crash autonomous cars?
A: A bad driver.

MK14 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 23, 2022, 12:05:05 am »

Q: What do you get, if you mix a prison with a battery?
A: A Lithium Iron Cell

Q: What do you call an empty resistor?
A: A capacitor

Q: What do you get if you cross a Chicken with a power cell?
A: A battery hen

Q: How many electronics engineers, does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are all LEDs, these days

Q: Why didn't the mains plug, cross the road?
A: Because there was a (mains) cycle, coming along the road

BU508A · « **Reply #30 on:** May 24, 2022, 05:50:52 am »

They are not bad jokes. They are all true, every single one of them!

niconiconi · « **Reply #31 on:** May 27, 2022, 04:31:02 pm »

Q: Why can't the broken VT220 be fixed by electronics technicians?
A: It has a terminal disease.

niconiconi · « **Reply #32 on:** May 27, 2022, 04:57:02 pm »

Q: Why did you need to wait in a long line at Radio Shack to buy a 6502 microprocessor?
A: Not enough registers.

niconiconi · « **Reply #33 on:** May 28, 2022, 12:03:22 pm »

Q: What is your opinion on the applications of Superconducting Quantum Interference Device?
A: It's a cool technology.

Deni · « **Reply #34 on:** May 28, 2022, 05:17:42 pm »

Q: Which type of girls do electronic guys like the most?
A: Common-base type, because they have the lowest input resistance...

quadtech · « **Reply #35 on:** May 29, 2022, 09:00:32 am »

No offence meant -

NTSB investigation on why the flight from Warsaw crashed - the last words from the pilot - on your right is the Statue of Liberty and
then the plane crashed.
The smart EE figured out that the instability happened as the poles moved to the right half of the plane (to look out the window)

MK14 · « **Reply #36 on:** May 29, 2022, 10:21:37 am »

Q: Which component, is always made out of already dead components?
A: CPU Dies

niconiconi · « **Reply #37 on:** June 01, 2022, 09:04:14 am »

Q: Why does the circuit board factory make bare copper boards without tin plating?
A: It's too much of a HASL.

niconiconi · « **Reply #38 on:** June 01, 2022, 11:05:20 am »

Quote from: MK14 on May 29, 2022, 10:21:37 am

Q: Which component, is always made out of already dead components?
A: CPU Dies

I had a similar joke (already made before Linus did) but I didn't post it here:

Q: What do you call a piece of damaged silicon die that has released its magic smoke?
A: Died.

niconiconi · « **Reply #39 on:** June 01, 2022, 11:15:03 am »

Q: What do you call a broken embedded system?
A: An embed-dead system.

Labrat101 · « **Reply #40 on:** June 01, 2022, 11:18:44 am »

Q: what's the difference between a pregnant woman., and a light bulb..
.
A: you can unscrew a light bulb 💡.

MK14 · « **Reply #41 on:** June 01, 2022, 02:02:50 pm »

Q: Which component, makes the loudest and most annoying sounding racket?
A: A high noise diode

Q: Which component, already has an air-tight container, for when or if, it breaks?
A: A Fuse

Q: Which component, is only suppose to be used only once?
A: A Fuze

Q: Which component, is always the correct value?
A: A trimmer

Q: Which component, admits to being the lightest possible part?
A: An LED, as they always admit/emit light, when on

Q: What component types, are still on, even if switched off, and without power?
A: All of On-Semi's component range

niconiconi · « **Reply #42 on:** June 06, 2022, 12:12:15 am »

Q: What do you say when a chip designer is eating snacks at work while testing some new silicon?
A: On-wafer measurement.

niconiconi · « **Reply #43 on:** June 06, 2022, 07:04:32 pm »

Q: What do you say when you received a supercapacitor from a company as a free sample, but it doesn't work?
A: It's free of charge.

niconiconi · « **Reply #44 on:** June 06, 2022, 07:06:00 pm »

Q: What is a Disney lawyer's most favorite Windows command?
A: ipconfig /renew

TimFox · « **Reply #45 on:** June 06, 2022, 07:21:33 pm »

Old joke:
Three engineers are traveling in one car to a jobsite.
Suddenly, the car stops.
The mechanical engineer says, "Must be a mechanical problem--I've got my toolbox in the trunk."
The electrical engineer says, "Must be an electrical problem--I've got a multimeter in my briefcase."
The software engineer says, "Open and close all the doors, then re-start the engine."

Ducttape · « **Reply #46 on:** June 09, 2022, 06:10:25 pm »

Q: What was Leonard Bernstein when he had completed half of his music education?

A: A semi-conductor.

niconiconi · « **Reply #47 on:** June 17, 2022, 09:16:08 pm »

Q: What does a radio frequency amplifier say to the transistors?
A: All your base are belong to us.

niconiconi · « **Reply #48 on:** June 17, 2022, 09:25:58 pm »

Q: What is the theoretical basis of a capacitor factory in Soviet Russia?
A: Dielectrical materialism.

niconiconi · « **Reply #49 on:** June 20, 2022, 10:00:59 pm »

Q: What should you do when the music from a shortwave radio is too boring?
A: Try a different band.


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