Author Topic: Bad Electronics Jokes (Read 42437 times)

niconiconi · « **Reply #75 on:** July 23, 2022, 02:11:01 am »

Q: What happens when a batch of MIL-spec capacitors are rejected?
A: Get discharged.

Q: Why did the project manager reject that design with supercapacitors?
A: They charge too much.

niconiconi · « **Reply #76 on:** July 25, 2022, 01:57:52 am »

Q: What type of rectifier diodes should you use in medical equipment?
A: Fast recovery diodes.

Q: What kind of capacitors should you use in a DVD player?
A: Film capacitors.

Infraviolet · « **Reply #77 on:** July 30, 2022, 01:24:15 am »

Just a thought, could there be a load of these jokes produced from the idea:
"exam answers received when we accidentally gave the electronics students the humanities papers"

niconiconi · « **Reply #78 on:** August 06, 2022, 09:29:18 am »

Q: Why does an analog design engineer open the databook of Zener diodes?
A: To find a reference.

niconiconi · « **Reply #79 on:** August 08, 2022, 03:55:04 am »

Q: If you're replicating the original radio wave experiment, what do you say when you accidentally touch the electrodes?

A: It hertz!

niconiconi · « **Reply #80 on:** August 18, 2022, 02:57:11 pm »

Q: What is the reason of measurement drifts in oscilloscopes?

A: Plate Tektronix.

niconiconi · « **Reply #81 on:** August 22, 2022, 02:58:06 am »

Q: What do you say when a magnetic sensor doesn't work properly despite repeated attempts?
A: "What the Hall?"

bsfeechannel · « **Reply #82 on:** August 22, 2022, 04:01:25 pm »

What do ogres and the OSI model have in common?

Both have layers.

niconiconi · « **Reply #83 on:** August 25, 2022, 04:35:47 am »

Q: What do you say when a factory exploded after a process control system failure?
A: Bang-bang controller.

niconiconi · « **Reply #84 on:** September 01, 2022, 04:09:32 pm »

Q: What do you say when someone asks you to build a monostable trigger circuit?
A: "I'll give it one shot."

niconiconi · « **Reply #85 on:** September 02, 2022, 01:36:34 am »

Q: Which tech publisher always carefully checks all their books and you almost never see an error?
A: CRC Press.

niconiconi · « **Reply #86 on:** September 02, 2022, 11:25:13 pm »

Q: Why did an electronics component maker go out of business even when their products have a reputation of never breaking down?
A: The company makes spark plugs.

niconiconi · « **Reply #87 on:** September 06, 2022, 11:50:47 am »

Q: What do you call a fierce competition between several embedded system vendors?
A: An ARMed conflict.

niconiconi · « **Reply #88 on:** September 11, 2022, 11:00:46 am »

Q: What happens after people found some components from a cheap electronics supplier were unreliable under high temperature?

A: Get a lower rating.

niconiconi · « **Reply #89 on:** September 24, 2022, 10:14:26 am »

Q: Why has the hardware developer stopped eating junk food since recent years?

A: Because there's a shortage of chips and wafers.

MrMobodies · « **Reply #90 on:** September 24, 2022, 10:00:22 pm »

A: What are they poor at when they can't assemble properly?

B: Assembly language.

niconiconi · « **Reply #91 on:** September 28, 2022, 01:38:50 am »

Q: What reason is given when the delivery of the new precision shunt resistors is delayed?

A: The Kelvin bridge is closed.

niconiconi · « **Reply #92 on:** September 28, 2022, 01:50:30 am »

Q: What do you say when you're building a retrocomputer but its operating frequency is too high to be authentic?

A: Your clock signal is not "period-correct"

niconiconi · « **Reply #93 on:** September 28, 2022, 02:05:14 am »

Q: How do you describe the process of analyzing a circuit's frequency response in time domain?

A: It's convoluted.

MrMobodies · « **Reply #94 on:** September 30, 2022, 09:00:17 pm »

Q: What am I when they start charging for 'tokens' instead of a 'fee' just for the privilege of using my device.

A: Third world citizen.

Q: What is it when I smash up a memory stick with a stone.

A: Sticks and stones.

Ed.Kloonk · « **Reply #95 on:** October 03, 2022, 08:41:47 am »

My son was chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him. He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

niconiconi · « **Reply #96 on:** October 05, 2022, 04:10:42 am »

Q: What kind of circuit board assembly technique is the best for making oscilloscopes and signal generators?

A: Wave soldering.

Ed.Kloonk · « **Reply #97 on:** October 05, 2022, 04:38:35 am »

Adds a whole new meaning to bricking the computer.

timenutgoblin · « **Reply #98 on:** October 05, 2022, 08:02:50 am »

Quote from: Ed.Kloonk on October 05, 2022, 04:38:35 am

Adds a whole new meaning to bricking the computer.

It looks like you've cemented the joke.

niconiconi · « **Reply #99 on:** October 06, 2022, 05:25:20 am »

Q: What do you call an AC mains power supply that violates electrical spacing rules?

A: It's creepy.


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