Author Topic: Bad Electronics Jokes (Read 42621 times)

MK14 · « **Reply #100 on:** October 06, 2022, 06:03:58 am »

Q: Why are genderless connectors, no good for computer data connections?

A: Because they have a non-binary gender.

niconiconi · « **Reply #101 on:** October 07, 2022, 02:08:30 pm »

Quote from: MK14 on October 06, 2022, 06:03:58 am

Q: Why are genderless connectors, no good for computer data connections?

A: Because they have a non-binary gender.

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niconiconi · « **Reply #102 on:** October 07, 2022, 02:09:44 pm »

Q: What do you say when someone spent hours on Microchip's website but still could not find a microcontroller with enough features?

A: Being too PICky.

MrMobodies · « **Reply #103 on:** October 07, 2022, 07:22:52 pm »

Q: What is it when charities become too picky with placements?

A: Pick and place.

niconiconi · « **Reply #104 on:** October 13, 2022, 06:02:38 am »

Q: What should you do when the mains voltage from the grid has large fluctuations, and the power company is in violation of the national standards?

A: Find a regulator.

MK14 · « **Reply #105 on:** October 13, 2022, 07:02:28 am »

Q: What do you give, a military spec capacitor, if it has been badly overloaded, with too much charge?

A: An honorable discharge.

niconiconi · « **Reply #106 on:** October 16, 2022, 12:15:31 am »

Q: What do you call when the music albums from a record company sound really bad and no better than noise?

A: EMI Records.

niconiconi · « **Reply #107 on:** October 17, 2022, 12:18:46 am »

Q: What do you say when you're reverse engineering a circuit board but you can't follow the signal inside an inner layer?

A: It disappears without a trace.

niconiconi · « **Reply #108 on:** October 18, 2022, 08:34:56 pm »

Q: What company offers the best job for a cryptography expert on random number generator?

A: RAND Corporation.

P.S: I remembered this only after I posted the joke... In the mid-20th century, the book A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates was an important technical reference book if one needs some random number sequences. It's just funny that its publisher was, coincidentally, RAND Corporation...

TimFox · « **Reply #109 on:** October 18, 2022, 09:20:07 pm »

Around the same time that the random number book was published, the following poem could be found on men's room walls in academic computer labs:
IBM,
UBM,
We all BM
For IBM.

niconiconi · « **Reply #110 on:** October 20, 2022, 05:08:17 am »

Q: What do NSA operatives say when they plan to eavesdrop a target via electromagnetic side-channel, but it doesn't work due to good shielding?

A: They foiled our plan!

cool_man · « **Reply #111 on:** October 21, 2022, 01:35:20 pm »

Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on its mouse!

Q: Why did the computer hiccup?
A: Because someone spilled soda on its keyboard!

Q: How does a computer get drunk?
A: It takes screenshots!

Ed.Kloonk · « **Reply #112 on:** October 23, 2022, 03:04:05 am »

Zeyneb · « **Reply #113 on:** October 23, 2022, 09:18:41 am »

Q: How to convince a shallow teen girl that Mosfet is the name of a boy.

A: Talk about its turn-on time.

Zeyneb · « **Reply #114 on:** October 23, 2022, 09:58:57 am »

Oh I've got another one.

Q: How to convince a woman you've lost your mind?

A: Tell her there are flip-flops inside the computer case.

Ed.Kloonk · « **Reply #115 on:** October 24, 2022, 04:11:17 pm »

If a disgraced priest is defrocked, would a terrible electrician be delighted?

eti · « **Reply #116 on:** October 28, 2022, 02:19:39 am »

What do you call an autistic snake?
“A binary adder”…

<tumbleweed>

Ed.Kloonk · « **Reply #117 on:** October 28, 2022, 02:54:37 am »

^

He'll be here all week!

eti · « **Reply #118 on:** October 28, 2022, 02:56:38 am »

Quote from: Ed.Kloonk on October 28, 2022, 02:54:37 am

^

He'll be here all week!

That literally dropped into my head on the spot. It's a homebrew joke. Hehe.

eti · « **Reply #119 on:** October 28, 2022, 03:12:22 am »

... flash sale.

eti · « **Reply #120 on:** October 28, 2022, 03:27:08 am »

So you want to know what it feels like to be drunk?
Ask a glass of water.

niconiconi · « **Reply #121 on:** November 01, 2022, 02:58:31 pm »

Q: Why did it take a long time for Intel engineers to design the 8259 controller?

A: Too many interruptions at work.

MK14 · « **Reply #122 on:** November 01, 2022, 04:45:03 pm »

Q: Why don't zero-ohm resistors have anywhere to stay?

A: Because they are ohmless

niconiconi · « **Reply #123 on:** November 15, 2022, 11:33:33 pm »

Q: Why did the US military use hydrogen thyratrons instead of triodes to generate radar pulses during World War 2?

A: Because innovation doesn't happen in a vacuum.

niconiconi · « **Reply #124 on:** November 17, 2022, 01:25:51 am »

Q: What would you say in the 1990s when an engineering sample of a new DEC processor crashed?

A: It's still an early Alpha design.


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