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Some terrible electronics and computing jokes I made over the years, some people at here may enjoy them.
To be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it.
Q: What do you say when cheap SSDs are immediately sold out during a holiday?A: A Flash sale.
Q: Why don't zero-ohm resistors have anywhere to stay?A: Because they are ohmless
That’s extremely contrived. 😁 - why would resistors need a home? My Dad forces “jokes” like that, heheh.
Q: What is poor conversion efficiency to the secondary where the losses on the primary side are none?A: Fix betting odd terminals/gambling machines.Anyone like to make some about gambling machines?
Every single time you pull that handle, or press the button, the chances of you winning are still exactly the same, irrespective of the past winnings or losses.
Q: Why do 8-bit computer programmers never have any bad experience with financial services?A: They're good at bank switching.
Quote from: SeanB on December 05, 2022, 08:38:33 amEvery single time you pull that handle, or press the button, the chances of you winning are still exactly the same, irrespective of the past winnings or losses.Little did I know at the time, this is actually an entire field called technical analysis, and it is almost entirely bullshit.Oh, wait, this is a jokes thread.