Author Topic: Bad Electronics Jokes (Read 43524 times)

MrMobodies · « **Reply #200 on:** January 31, 2023, 03:43:57 am »

Q: Why can't noisy low flying jets and planes be grounded?
And yobs and noisy out of control pubs and nightclubs?

A: They're not down to earth.

MrMobodies · « **Reply #201 on:** February 15, 2023, 03:58:55 am »

Q: Why would anybody want a "smart" thing.

A: Because they are downright stupid and can't think for themselves on what they want that they need something to decide for them.
(According to the manufacturer)

Nominal Animal · « **Reply #202 on:** February 15, 2023, 04:06:12 am »

Q: Why would anybody want a "smart" thing? Why do companies insist of adding "smart" everywhere?

A: S&M. People pay a lot for that.

MrMobodies · « **Reply #203 on:** February 15, 2023, 05:48:04 am »

Q: What is the best thing that can happen to a flat earther?

A: Them lying in a grave in the ground to keep them flat.

Nominal Animal · « **Reply #204 on:** February 15, 2023, 06:52:10 am »

Quote from: MrMobodies on February 15, 2023, 05:48:04 am

Q: What is the best thing that can happen to a flat earther?

A: Them lying in a grave in the ground to keep them flat.

Don't forget: The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.

MrMobodies · « **Reply #205 on:** February 15, 2023, 07:03:56 am »

If pizza's are flat I wonder what flat earthers will have to say about the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

Nominal Animal · « **Reply #206 on:** February 15, 2023, 08:03:26 am »

(All jokes aside, it's not silly beliefs per se that are so annoying, it is the truthiness of their conviction.)

Q: Why are charge carriers never out of date?

A: They're always current.

MrMobodies · « **Reply #207 on:** February 15, 2023, 02:42:51 pm »

Q: What don't flat eathers get?

A: The whole picture.
(of the globe)

Q: What did the manager do before changing the firmware?

A: Fired the firm.

TomKatt · « **Reply #208 on:** February 15, 2023, 03:03:23 pm »

armandine2 · « **Reply #209 on:** February 16, 2023, 03:54:35 pm »

and intellectual property sorted

MrMobodies · « **Reply #210 on:** February 17, 2023, 05:36:55 am »

Q: What happens when someone is in debt?

A: They send out the poltergeists to reposes their home and change the locks. After that they send out the practitioner to find out what this demon wants and how to pay back the debt owed to it.

Q: Why are resistors safe near trannies?

A: They resist their advances.

MrMobodies · « **Reply #211 on:** February 18, 2023, 09:47:06 pm »

Q: What happens to bridges now and again?

A: They get rectified.
(Bridges for vehicles.)

Sacodepatatas · « **Reply #212 on:** February 20, 2023, 01:31:59 am »

Q? What does the full time employee do when the work hours come to end?
A: He goes home with his wife.

Q? What does the CEO do then after the work day?
A: He calls his wife by phone, tells her that he'll be delayed because of ending work, then goes to spend the night with his paramour.

Q? What does the EE do when everybody in facility have gone?
A: He calls his paramour for telling her that he'll spend the night with his wife. After that he phones wife and tells her that night is gaming night with friends. So then he can stay in the lab for testing the new version of his project.

MrMobodies · « **Reply #213 on:** February 27, 2023, 04:39:11 am »

Q: In the audiofoolery industry what is suggested that directional audio cables have in them?

A: Diodes

niconiconi · « **Reply #214 on:** March 10, 2023, 06:29:14 pm »

Q: How does an RF engineer find the input impedance of an amplifier?
A: Taking a moment of reflection.

Q: How does a power electronics engineer solve a MOSFET switching transient problem due to long cables?
A: Through inductive reasoning.

niconiconi · « **Reply #215 on:** March 15, 2023, 03:30:35 am »

Q: Why did the authorities arrest an RF engineer?

A: For violating Kirchhoff's laws.

niconiconi · « **Reply #216 on:** March 15, 2023, 03:36:50 am »

Q: What does Stephen Wolfram do to ensure high code quality in Mathematica?

A: Continuous Integration.

niconiconi · « **Reply #217 on:** March 15, 2023, 04:26:34 am »

Q: What do you call a supercomputer simulation of an atomic bomb's detonation?

A: A nuclear BLASt.

Kim Christensen · « **Reply #218 on:** March 15, 2023, 05:22:16 am »

Q: What do you call a transistor rummaging through your garbage?

A: Common collector.

MK14 · « **Reply #219 on:** March 15, 2023, 10:15:10 am »

Q: If a small hobby railway model train bridge is broken and you patch it up with spare through hole diodes, what is it called?

A: A bridge rectifier

niconiconi · « **Reply #220 on:** March 15, 2023, 11:40:13 am »

Q: What do you call a bad CD album full of hums and noise?

A: EMI Records.

MrMobodies · « **Reply #221 on:** March 15, 2023, 01:17:01 pm »

Joke: niconiconi, don't forget heavy metal too, you know where they yell and scream down the microphone and make a lot of horrid noises in the background.

Q: Why do you have to be careful with Electroboom?

A: He is a dead short.

niconiconi · « **Reply #222 on:** March 20, 2023, 04:23:15 am »

Q: What do you say when the impedance of a line becomes lower than expected when there's an anti-phase signal nearby?

A: That's odd.

SiliconWizard · « **Reply #223 on:** March 20, 2023, 05:17:14 am »

Quote from: Sacodepatatas on February 20, 2023, 01:31:59 am

Q? What does the EE do when everybody in facility have gone?
A: He calls his paramour for telling her that he'll spend the night with his wife. After that he phones wife and tells her that night is gaming night with friends. So then he can stay in the lab for testing the new version of his project.

MrMobodies · « **Reply #224 on:** April 16, 2023, 04:50:36 am »

Q: Do you like scary things such as scare ware?

A: Well I'll send you a copy of Winfixer.


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