Bad Electronics Jokes

[MrMobodies]

Q: Which fuse never lights up.
A: A plug fuse
compared to an explosive fuse.

Q: What happened with the previous UK government.
A: They sacked Pretty Patel, who was replaced with a braver man (Braverman). She was so brave she got sacked for defiance and now we have Badenoch.
From Pretty, to Brave to Bad.

Q: What does AC have in common to light switches?
A: They both switch in either direction.

Q: When are video mixers/feedback/screen art not needed?
A: At raves and especially illegal ones.
It doesn't matter as they hallucinate anyway after taking the drugs and the gas from the balloons.

[metrologist]

It's a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore.

I just bought a new TV and it said, Built in Antenna.

I don't even know where that is...

[MC Divit]

This is a good one:
'Q: What do you say when a microcontroller dies?
A: /RST in peace.'

[themadhippy]

Q: When are video mixers/feedback/screen art not needed?
A: At raves and especially illegal ones.
It doesn't matter as they hallucinate anyway after taking the drugs and the gas from the balloons.

Obviously written by someone whos never  worked on,or even been to  a rave ,legal or not.

[MK14]

Q: What do you say when a microcontroller dies?
A: My Silicon Microcontroller, needs a new die.

[MrMobodies]

Q: When are video mixers/feedback/screen art not needed?
A: At raves and especially illegal ones.
It doesn't matter as they hallucinate anyway after taking the drugs and the gas from the balloons.

Obviously written by someone whos never  worked on,or even been to  a rave ,legal or not.

No, I spoke to someone who actually did an he was a drug addict at the time which is why I made the joke where he said he use to hallucinate. He use to setup illegal raves and he was showing me this video of these little cabins they sit behind and the crowd looked drunk, disorderly and out of their senses. They had these balloons they tie up in his video near the cabin and he said to me they bite into it to breathe in the gas and then they get in front of the speaker to feel their bones move. He hold me it was called drum and bass and whilst the speakers look massive they just had smaller ones in there. I remember he said to me he does everything in mono a mix and he showed me these three 1u rack mounted things he uses where he adjusts the frequency between three 1kw? amplifiers.

On one video he showed me the police turned up and all they did was just stand at the back of the field, watch and that's it.


Q: Which has no capacity.
A: Bad capacitor.

[TimFox]

From exported British television crime shows, we all know that illegal raves always feature a murder.

[niconiconi]

Q: What do you call a scandal in which a chipmaker shipped a batch of defective 7400-series chips to customers and tried covering it up?

A: Logic Gate.

[RoGeorge]

If "#!" is called a shebang, how do you call this typo:  "!#"? 

[MrMobodies]

Cowboy plumbers don't go by U values
they go by lowest cost values.

[Analog Kid]

OK, these jokes are getting really bad. Like Dad-joke bad.

A neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink.
Bartender brings him the drink.
Neutron says, "How much?"
Bartener says, "For you, no charge."

[bada-BOOMP]

[Analog Kid]

Continuing:

A proton walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Bartender asks, "So, you're a proton, eh?"
Proton answers: "Yep."
Bartender: "Are you sure?"
Proton: "Yeah, I'm positive."

A neutrino walks into a bar.
Bartender asks him, "What'll you have to drink?"
Neutrino says, "Oh, nothing, I'm just passing through."

[xrunner]

Continuing:

An electron walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Bartender asks, "So, you're an electron, eh?"
Electron answers: "Yep."
Bartender: "Do you like the place?"
Electron: "No! There's no pinball machines."
Bartender: "Don't be so negative!"

[Analog Kid]

OK, I just copied this off somewhere else on the intertubes:

A Higgs Boson walked into a Catholic Church. The priest said, “Sorry, no Higgs Bosons allowed.” The boson asked, “But without me, how can you have Mass?”

[Analog Kid]

Around the same time that the random number book was published, the following poem could be found on men's room walls in academic computer labs:
IBM,
UBM,
We all BM
For IBM.

Seen in the men's room in the engineering bldg. where I went to college:

[tigrr]

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[Kim Christensen]

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The sparks are a nice touch! 

That's a good one for another thread:
https://www.eevblog.com/forum/chat/stock-electronic-image-fails

[tigrr]

That's a good one for another thread:
https://www.eevblog.com/forum/chat/stock-electronic-image-fails

I agree, thank you!

[niconiconi]

Q: What do you call a power electronics professor with expertise in switching transistors?

A: DrMOS.

[tigrr]

[Nominal Animal]

No, but my resistance to Emma Stone would be zero ohms. Because I like her work, you sexist clod.

[metrologist]

No, but my resistance to Emma Stone would be zero ohms. Because I like her work, you sexist clod.

In other words, you'd be a jumpher

[Nominal Animal]

In other words, you'd be a jumpher

Us jumpers are utterly passive.

[metrologist]

In other words, you'd be a jumpher

Us jumpers are utterly passive.

[tigrr]

All you need is love!