bad pun/joke

[grifftech]

  what did the light bulb say to the light switch?         You turn me on

[rickselectricalprojects]

engineers do it with frequency
electricians do it until it hertz

[unitedatoms]

Two atoms are walking.
- Hey you just stole an electron from me!
- Are you sure ?
- I am positive!

[Mechanical Menace]

Guy walks in to a bar and says "Give me 10 times what everyone else is having." The barman replies "Well that's an order of magnitude..."

[retrolefty]

Ham radio operator with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar..

"where did you get that" asks the bartender.

"Dayton" says the parrot.

[Halcyon]

There are only 10 types of people in the world; Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

[alanb]

A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.”

[TheElectricChicken]

advertising on the side of an electricians' vehicle " Let us remove your shorts ! "

[T3sl4co1l]

Neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink.  "How much?"
"For you, no charge."

[nctnico]

What still sucks when broken? A vacuum cleaner...

[WZOLL]

Why shouldn't you let glass drive a train? It's a bad conductor.

[c4757p]

This one deserves a paste in from #eevblog:

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* Baljem hires a large male deer to stand near c4757p and poke him with his antlers at a sensible bedtime, and as an alarm clock
* Baljem files this idea under 'sleep regulator (buck)'

[grifftech]

What do you call a bag full of spheres? A ball sack.

[N2IXK]

There's always this old piece....

The Sex life of an Electron

by Eddie Currents

One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad decided to seek out a cute little coil to help him discharge.

He picked up Milli-Amp and took her for a ride in his Megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge and stopped by a Magnetic field with flowing currents and frolicked in the sine waves.

Micro-Farad, attracted by Millie-Amp's characteristic curves soon had her fully charged and proceeded to excite her resistance to a minimum. He gently laid her at ground potential, raised her frequency and lowered her reluctance.

With a quick arc, he pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it in her socket, connecting them in parallel. He slowly began short circuiting her resistance shunt while quickly raising her thermal conductance level to mill-spec. Fully excited, Milli- Amp mumbled "OHM...OHM...OHM"

With his tube operating well into class C, and her field vibrating with his current flow, a corona formed which instantly caused her shunt to overheat just at the point when Micro-Farad rapidly discharged and drained off every electron into her grid.

They fluxed all night trying various connectors and sockets until his magnet had a soft core and lost all of its field strength.

Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction and damaged her solenoids and with his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad was unable to excite his field. Not ready to be quiescent, they spent the rest of the evening reversing polarity and blowing each others fuses.

[rolycat]

Deja vu:

https://www.eevblog.com/forum/chat/lame-joke-time/

[crispy_tofu]

Deja vu:

https://www.eevblog.com/forum/chat/lame-joke-time/

There's been so many duplicate threads recently, is it a glitch in the Matrix? 

[Galenbo]

Did you already turn your bomb an hour back?

[grifftech]

Wow slot of bad puns  . I mean alot of bad puns