There were a Technician, an Engineer, & an Economist.
Each had a dog & a cat, & wanted their animals to be able to go outside to do their "business", without their owner's intervention.
The Tech fitted a " doggy door" , & both pets used it.
The Engineer couldn't stand to see a big door wasted with the small cat, so fitted a small cat door, as well, with a complex system to prevent the cat using the dog door.
The Economist fitted a cat door, & tried to shove the dog through it.
Maybe this makes more sense with the edit---My God, I hate this iPad!!