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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #225 on: September 24, 2020, 08:57:59 pm »
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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #226 on: September 26, 2020, 12:24:53 am »

 

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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #227 on: September 26, 2020, 07:47:42 am »
what about the fuel tank?
 

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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #228 on: September 26, 2020, 07:23:01 pm »
Here's one I found amusing.

Voltcraft Plus Conrad charger manager 2020 manual:
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Page21: The charger may not be used on humans or animals.

How is that even possible?



To use that on a human or an animal.
 

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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #229 on: September 26, 2020, 09:54:31 pm »
Here's one I found amusing.

Voltcraft Plus Conrad charger manager 2020 manual:
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Page21: The charger may not be used on humans or animals.

How is that even possible?



To use that on a human or an animal.

PM sent.
 

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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #230 on: September 27, 2020, 02:59:17 am »
Did you hear about the Arab who bought a dairy?
Now he's a milk sheikh.  ;D
 
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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #231 on: September 27, 2020, 08:58:08 am »
PM sent.
I fear PM might stand for Privates Mauling in this case...
Nandemo wa shiranai wa yo, shitteru koto dake.
 
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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #232 on: September 27, 2020, 09:05:42 am »
The charger may not be used on humans or animals, that won't stop BigClive trying it out on sausage rolls or babybell cheese.
 
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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #233 on: September 27, 2020, 12:14:19 pm »
Voltcraft Plus Conrad charger manager 2020 manual:
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Page21: The charger may not be used on humans or animals.

How is that even possible?

Ask this man about it!


 
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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #234 on: September 27, 2020, 03:24:56 pm »
The charger may not be used on humans or animals, that won't stop BigClive trying it out on sausage rolls or babybell cheese.

Even the most moist hot dog wiener isn't likely to do much at battery charging voltage.  :)

Touché, though sir, touché...  :)
 
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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #235 on: September 27, 2020, 06:14:51 pm »
The charger may not be used on humans or animals, that won't stop BigClive trying it out on sausage rolls or babybell cheese.

Even the most moist hot dog wiener isn't likely to do much at battery charging voltage.  :)

Touché, though sir, touché...  :)

Unless they also made chargers for the "B Battery" that the oldschool vacuum tube radios used to use. They existed in 90V and 120V variants. Now that could cook a hotdog
 
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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #236 on: September 27, 2020, 07:35:27 pm »
Unless they also made chargers for the "B Battery" that the oldschool vacuum tube radios used to use. They existed in 90V and 120V variants. Now that could cook a hotdog

I have a funny feeling that "Voltcraft Plus Conrad charger manager 2020" model isn't going have the oomph to charge a 48, 60, 90 or 120V B-battery, "universal" though it may supposedly be.   ::)
 

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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #237 on: October 07, 2020, 07:38:54 am »
Meanwhile, social distancing in Germany:

The day, Pythagoras has died


“Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.”            - Terry Pratchett -
 
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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #238 on: October 07, 2020, 07:41:22 am »
Saw this on facebook, maybe we should call it Schrodinger's distancing
 

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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #239 on: October 07, 2020, 07:43:45 am »
If you look at it in a three-dimensional way (Tetraeder), then it could work.  :-DD
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« Reply #240 on: October 07, 2020, 07:45:30 am »
Can't see how that works, maybe you need a 4th dimension.
 

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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #241 on: October 07, 2020, 07:50:24 am »
With the four people from above, like this:

“Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.”            - Terry Pratchett -
 

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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #242 on: October 07, 2020, 07:51:47 am »
Can't see how that works, maybe you need a 4th dimension.
You watch too much Dr Who  :)
 

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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #243 on: October 07, 2020, 07:53:30 am »
With the four people from above, like this:



So one of them would need to hover above the others?
Safety devices hinder evolution
 

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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #244 on: October 07, 2020, 07:56:50 am »
So one of them would need to hover above the others?
Or put in a pit below the other three  :)
 

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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #245 on: October 07, 2020, 07:58:30 am »
Could be interesting to watch. I'll bring the popcorn.  :-DD
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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #246 on: October 07, 2020, 08:19:05 am »
Geometric distancing
 

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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #247 on: October 07, 2020, 02:26:42 pm »
With the four people from above, like this:



That's how they are doing social distancing on the International Space Station.
 
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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #248 on: October 07, 2020, 06:04:18 pm »
Geometric distancing

Proximity bias...
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Re: engineering jokes
« Reply #249 on: October 07, 2020, 06:31:12 pm »
Meanwhile, social distancing in Germany:

The day, Pythagoras has died
Finally, a distancing guide for non-Euclidean space! R'lyeh also matters!
Believe it or not, pointy haired people do exist!
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