Author Topic: 99 problems (Read 2866 times)

ndictu · « **on:** November 28, 2011, 07:30:51 pm »

If you're having board problems I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems, but a switch ain't one.
The year is 94 I need voltage to fall
And all over my project: Kirchoff's motherfuckin' law.
I got two choices yall raise impedence OR
Cut the power in half, throw some batteries on the floor.
Now I ain't trying to see no arcs or sparks today,
Plus I got a few resistors I can lower the rate
At which these amperes flow to get the coulumbs low,
I think, "Why I'm try'na change this expression fo'?
Because it's a one not a zero don't want an LED to glow,
Plus ain't no logic gates to invert the output yo.
Am I doing things right or should I change some code?
I don't do wiring diagrams so sometimes I don't know.
Maybe we engineers need to lower the bar
Fuck that I got an academic rep I can't afford to mar.
For a second I thought to quit that much I can admit
Until I realized I just had to tweak my wiring a bit.
Regulate this switch bounce keep them volts controlled not whack
But all engineers know you need capacitors for that. 
So throw one in parallel, little capacitance or something
Just like point oh two(.02) farads or something
That clears things up lowers voltage a bit
Enough that an LED in series won't always be lit.
I could've stopped current and it makes me feel dumb
I got 99 problems but a switch ain't one.