I was just watching something and they said a funny Australian colloquialism which they had never heard before. This got me to thinking, do you guys have some good ones from around the world?
A few Australian ones are:
“I’m not here to fuck spiders” - I’m here to work, not mess around.
“I’m flat out like a lizard drinking” - I’m busy.
“Lower than a rats ass / snakes bum” - either something physically close to the ground or to describe someone who is an untrustworthy person.
“A bees dick” - an unofficial measurement. I.e. I cut something slightly too long so my measurements must have been off by a bees dick.
Do you guys have some good ones?