EEVblog Electronics Community Forum

General => General Chat => Topic started by: Smokey on October 01, 2012, 09:35:56 pm

Title: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Smokey on October 01, 2012, 09:35:56 pm
Post up your favorite real companies that have funny names. 
I'll start.

Mutual Screw Hardware.  (Check out the tag line.  Gets me every time)
http://www.mutualscrew.com/ (http://www.mutualscrew.com/)

Assmann Components (Makes me think of Seinfeld)
http://www.assmann.us/ (http://www.assmann.us/)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: entereev on October 01, 2012, 09:46:16 pm
Bimbo bread

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/de/Grupo_Bimbo_Logo.jpg/250px-Grupo_Bimbo_Logo.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: poptones on October 01, 2012, 10:34:28 pm
Bimbo bread is great.

Internacionale Moustache Wax

(That's my company)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: EEVblog on October 01, 2012, 10:47:52 pm
Beaver Liquors
http://www.beaverliquors.com/ (http://www.beaverliquors.com/)

Dave.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: free_electron on October 01, 2012, 10:51:23 pm
sexwax
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: mikeselectricstuff on October 01, 2012, 10:52:39 pm
http://www.wayne-kerr.co.uk/ (http://www.wayne-kerr.co.uk/)

For some reason this one reminds me of Beavis & friend :
http://www.buttkereit.co.uk/ (http://www.buttkereit.co.uk/)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: cwalex on October 02, 2012, 03:46:02 am
http://procreation.com.au (http://procreation.com.au)

Sadly, I know the owner...  :o
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: prenato on October 02, 2012, 05:25:58 am
BJ Pipeline Inspections

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BJ_Services_Company (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BJ_Services_Company)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: vk6zgo on October 02, 2012, 05:35:56 am
For many years there was a Bread Company in Perth WA,by the name of "Brown & Burns"! ;D
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: HLA-27b on October 02, 2012, 05:51:36 am
http://www.experts-exchange.com/ (http://www.experts-exchange.com/)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: pickle9000 on October 02, 2012, 05:56:11 am
IPS (does not stand for Inverted Penis Syndrome)

http://www.railwayparts.com/ (http://www.railwayparts.com/)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: cwalex on October 02, 2012, 05:57:37 am
www.therapistfinder.com (http://www.therapistfinder.com)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: G7PSK on October 02, 2012, 07:17:23 am
I once came across a builders van that was sign written with the name. " Bodgitt & Scarper "
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: vk6zgo on October 02, 2012, 07:29:51 am
I once came across a builders van that was sign written with the name. " Bodgitt & Scarper "

I think they may have done some work on my place! ;D
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: deephaven on October 02, 2012, 07:56:41 am
In my home town we have:
"Hair off the dog" dog groomers (not sure if the expression "hair of the dog" makes it outside of the UK)
"Smallbone and Sons" funeral directors
"Pull yourself together" curtain shop

Elsewhere I've seen:
"Curl up and dye" hairdressers
And this:

(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Cock_1c4ba3_67825.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: notsob on October 02, 2012, 09:04:23 am
Sign on a badly damaged PUB after a storm

  "Fallen INN"

also there was an eatery in Noosa . "Musk Duck Inn"
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Uncle Vernon on October 02, 2012, 10:46:00 am
I worked for a Swiss company that was taken over by Siemens, the UK office was in Staines.
The receptionist quit four days later, after all the crank calls (many of them internal), waiting to hear her announce "Good Morning Siemens Staines, how may I help you?".
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: baljemmett on October 02, 2012, 11:43:22 am
I once came across a builders van that was sign written with the name. " Bodgitt & Scarper "

A few miles up the road from here is a firm of solicitors called Wright Hassall -- they are, by all accounts, very good, but the name must get them remembered!

I seem to recall the same town used to play host to a shop selling door furniture, called simply Knobs & Knockers.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: vk6zgo on October 02, 2012, 11:59:53 am
I worked for a Swiss company that was taken over by Siemens, the UK office was in Staines.
The receptionist quit four days later, after all the crank calls (many of them internal), waiting to hear her announce "Good Morning Siemens Staines, how may I help you?".

Ladies & gentlemen,we have a winner! ;D
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: tom66 on October 02, 2012, 01:12:55 pm
Wallis Prance solictors.
Always misread it as Wally Prance from my dad's office (opposite side of the car park.)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Uncle Vernon on October 02, 2012, 01:40:49 pm
On another project I was introduced to the cleaning supervisor from a company called Swan.
They all had uniforms embroidered with "Swan Cleaning", so I suggested to him that I had never before met someone involved in such a specialist occupation.
He did assure me that they had a lot of work.  ;)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: tom66 on October 02, 2012, 01:52:22 pm
I wonder how many people genuinely enquire about swan cleaning services instead of Swan Cleaning services.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: os40la on October 02, 2012, 02:34:08 pm
A. Duie Pyle

www.aduiepyle.com (http://www.aduiepyle.com)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: grumpydoc on October 02, 2012, 07:10:02 pm
Smeg

Need I say more?
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: SeanB on October 02, 2012, 07:58:35 pm
Another Red Dwarf fan................
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: ErikTheNorwegian on October 02, 2012, 08:04:56 pm
FOKUS... its a bank that like that the customers screw them..

http://www.fokus.no (http://www.fokus.no)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: grumpydoc on October 02, 2012, 08:20:13 pm
Quote
Another Red Dwarf fan................

Yep and hoping the new new series isn't s**t
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Simon on October 03, 2012, 06:07:27 am
there is a company that makes automatic gates called FAAC
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: nukie on October 03, 2012, 06:31:20 am
A company called Fluke but they make really good multimeters.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Simon on October 03, 2012, 06:42:48 am
yes we nevere think of how funny that name is considering what they make, although we have joked about it at work.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Entropia on October 03, 2012, 06:53:27 am
Spotted this on my visit to Berlin a few years ago.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: ju1ce on October 03, 2012, 04:11:40 pm
Surprised to see no one has mentioned King Dick.
http://www.kingdicktools.co.uk/ (http://www.kingdicktools.co.uk/)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Simon on October 03, 2012, 04:38:33 pm
Surprised to see no one has mentioned King Dick.
http://www.kingdicktools.co.uk/ (http://www.kingdicktools.co.uk/)

They probably specialized in "big" tools  ;)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: G7PSK on October 03, 2012, 05:44:52 pm
I have a King Dick podger and adjustable spanner in the shed.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: remy_m on October 03, 2012, 06:40:00 pm
How about "Ash Wipe" Chimney Sweeps ?

They even have a website http://ashwipe.com/ (http://ashwipe.com/)

 ;)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Frangible on October 03, 2012, 08:26:43 pm
This is just around the corner from me.

Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: G7PSK on October 03, 2012, 08:47:13 pm
What about these companies. Not sure what the department of homeland security would say if you used the second company's services.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: David_AVD on October 03, 2012, 08:56:08 pm
Not a company name, but a local plumber used to have the email address of nuggetjuggler@****.com   ;D
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: LaurenceW on October 03, 2012, 09:56:20 pm
It often amuses me how badly Chinese company names translate. They seem to try so hard to hit the mark with things that will please western ears, only to miss, every time.

Remember "Lucky Gold Star" ERGH! Became "LG" (and revised tagline: Life's Good" - double ERGH) when the western marketing guys got thier hands on it.

But this one's for REAL http://www.banggood.com/  (http://www.banggood.com/) not too sure if they are selling appliances of a "bedroom gymnastics" nature - ooh just looked - they do, too! <embarrassed :-[>
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: GeoffS on October 03, 2012, 10:24:36 pm
What about these companies. Not sure what the department of homeland security would say if you used the second company's services.

I've used the services of rent-a-bomb many years ago in Sydney. Rent-A-Wreck was a popular one too.

I also suspect I've been to the diesel  fried chicken place too, although they weren't honest enough to use that name  :)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: GK on October 03, 2012, 11:54:42 pm
http://www.totaltools.com.au/ (http://www.totaltools.com.au/)


Last time I went there the teenage assistance was so clueless and lazy I almost comment to the effect that they really are a bunch of "total tools".

Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: asbokid on October 03, 2012, 11:57:13 pm
(http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/10612297/oimg/10612297.png) (http://www.doolittle-dalley.co.uk/)



And from: http://brettenham.onesuffolk.net/assets/Newsletters/March-2010-Parish-Mag.pdf (http://brettenham.onesuffolk.net/assets/Newsletters/March-2010-Parish-Mag.pdf)

(http://www2.picturepush.com/photo/a/10612590/oimg/Anonymous/deathandsons.png) (http://picturepush.com/public/10612590)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: poodyp on October 04, 2012, 02:12:41 am
I wonder if this is real.

(http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1121/1418520059_86eba0387e.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Freighternut on October 04, 2012, 08:30:54 am

In the 80's, Taiwan had a brand of cigarettes called "Long Life"!

I smoked a lot of these, we will see if I have a "short life".
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: vk6zgo on October 04, 2012, 11:58:07 am
I quite like "Meanwell" power supplies.
After all,as long as they have good intentions! ;D
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Bored@Work on October 04, 2012, 12:54:55 pm
After all,as long as they have good intentions! ;D

You are of course fishing for the answer, don't you? The way to hell is paved with good intentions. There you have it.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: steve30 on October 04, 2012, 02:14:28 pm
I quite like "Meanwell" power supplies.
After all,as long as they have good intentions! ;D

Serious question, are Meanwell products any good?

I've never used them, but the name seems to crop up occasionally and I couldn't help but wonder.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: eliocor on October 04, 2012, 03:11:53 pm
"Mean Well": used a lot of their power supplies/converters.
Never got any trouble/fault.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Hypernova on October 05, 2012, 01:04:51 am
Nobody thinking of Dick Smith?

A joke I used to tell in grammar school:
If a black smith deals with iron and a lock smith deals with locks, what does a dick smith do?
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: vk6zgo on October 05, 2012, 03:47:44 am
If Mr Thatcher's ancestors used to thatch roofs,I am a little worried about Mr Hancock,or his friend Mr Cockburn! ;D
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: RCMR on October 05, 2012, 04:05:33 am
I saw a UK furniture retailer's signing in a news-story this week.

The company was Sofa King.

The slogan was "Our furniture is Sofa King good"

Or something like that -- I'm old, I forget more than I remember these days.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: digsys on October 05, 2012, 04:30:22 am
 Serious question, are Meanwell products any good?
I've never used them, but the name seems to crop up occasionally and I couldn't help but wonder. [/quote]
I'm associated with an OZ distributor, and have used 100s various devices. Build quality is very good, design is
at worst very good, prices are great. Designs are usually rugged / over engineered / large end ...
so, if you don't need small-as possible, ultra-efficiency - you're good to go.

Sorry, can't think of a funny company name, TBC
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: psycho0815 on October 05, 2012, 06:18:25 am
Here in Germany there's a company called Dick.
They make knifes and some other tools. Most of them are long and sharp...
http://www.dick.de/en/index.php (http://www.dick.de/en/index.php)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: deephaven on October 05, 2012, 01:43:29 pm
In the UK there was a skin care product manufacturer. They sponsored a large hot-air balloon which had on it's side, in big letters "For Skin Care"
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: rollatorwieltje on October 05, 2012, 03:31:38 pm
I've seen a touring bus of this company: www.fuecker-reisen.de (http://www.fuecker-reisen.de)
In German "ue" can also be spelled as "ü"...
(http://www.fahrschule-fuecker.de/picts/sidebar-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: tom66 on October 05, 2012, 04:25:10 pm
SiCK sensors.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Smokey on October 05, 2012, 05:30:27 pm
Good call on the SICK sensors. 
Their USA web site link is www.SICKUSA.COM (http://www.SICKUSA.COM) 
Silly
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: SeanB on October 05, 2012, 05:38:33 pm
Nice sensors, I have some really old ones. The head is the size of a cigarette pack and the controller is a large DIN box that has a near A4 size PCB in it. All built with Siemens chips, capacitors and transistors.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Smokey on October 05, 2012, 06:00:58 pm
I remember going to the first DARPA grand challenge autonomous car race qualifying event.  Everyone had those shoebox size SICK laser scanners hanging off the front of their cars.  Everyone cringed when one of the cars ran into a wall or something.  I'm pretty sure those scanners aren't rated for that kind of shock impact to the face.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: asbokid on October 05, 2012, 10:31:09 pm
I wonder if this is real.

(http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1121/1418520059_86eba0387e.jpg)

No, not true, just advertising puffery :)

cheers, a
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: PedroDaGr8 on October 22, 2012, 02:50:37 am
(http://yourhomewizards.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fna.jpg)

Real company. They do enormous low speed high volume fans.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: vk3yedotcom on October 22, 2012, 09:34:05 am
There's a used car dealer in Werribee, Victoria (visible from the train to Hoppers) called 'Lemon Motors'
Title: Re: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: nukie on October 22, 2012, 11:34:09 am
I quite like "Meanwell" power supplies.
After all,as long as they have good intentions! ;D

Serious question, are Meanwell products any good?

I've never used them, but the name seems to crop up occasionally and I couldn't help but wonder.

No problems with them they are great power supply but there are a mountain of MW fakes out there so beware of where you source them. Another problem is that the prices vary huge from different regions. MW supplies are often cheaper in Asian countries.

Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Smokey on September 29, 2015, 03:21:50 am
bump for an old favorite...
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Tim F on September 29, 2015, 04:26:52 am
(http://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5759/21613880638_f670133a58.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: helius on September 29, 2015, 05:29:33 am
Back in the '90s the first ISP in the area was called Software Tool and Die.
It helps to know the local meaning of "tool": doing unenjoyable but necessary work.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: NiHaoMike on September 29, 2015, 05:49:10 am
I quite like "Meanwell" power supplies.
After all,as long as they have good intentions! ;D

Serious question, are Meanwell products any good?

I've never used them, but the name seems to crop up occasionally and I couldn't help but wonder.
I have opened up a broken one (just a bad cable, easily fixed) at work and it was very well built. But the particular Meanwell in question (5V, 4A wall wart) was the nosiest PSU I ever tested on the noise tester setup. I tested several to make sure it wasn't just a bad one.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Bud on September 29, 2015, 06:10:32 am
(http://i.imgur.com/qxOKtdP.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: fivefish on September 29, 2015, 07:17:42 am
Before Netflix, there was ....

(http://www.motivateusnot.com/fbresize.php?name=LzM3OC9NZWdhZmxpY2tzLVlvdS1zaG91bGQtaGF2ZS11c2VkLWEtZGlmZmVyZW50LWZvbnQtNGIxZDZjNDcyZGQxMi5wbmc=&w=550&h=288&nwm=1&extension=.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Dataforensics on September 29, 2015, 07:42:09 am
You may guess whats near this bicycle store.

Reservoir Cogs

Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Halcyon on September 29, 2015, 08:05:53 am
Analygas - They make gas detection and analysis systems. At a glance it looks a lot like "Anal Gas".
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Srbel on September 29, 2015, 09:06:54 am
Ansmann (battery chargers).  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Radio Tech on September 29, 2015, 09:16:33 am
(http://yourhomewizards.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fna.jpg)

Real company. They do enormous low speed high volume fans.

We have some of thier fans here in the manufactoring plant I work at. Those suckers are huge.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: HighVoltage on September 29, 2015, 10:56:12 am
Not a company but may be worse, a Village name.


Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: wagon on September 29, 2015, 11:07:37 am
On the southside of Brisbane...

http://www.mikehuntscars.com.au (http://www.mikehuntscars.com.au)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Augustus on September 29, 2015, 11:14:56 am
Not a company but may be worse, a Village name.

Well, time to pop a beer...  :-DD

(http://fs5.directupload.net/images/150929/yjhxsfh9.jpg)


...and a suggestion for a recommended road trip, if you ever come to visit Austria and Germany...  :-+


(http://fs5.directupload.net/images/150929/6t2qvumy.png)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Mechanical Menace on September 29, 2015, 11:32:44 am
I once came across a builders van that was sign written with the name. " Bodgitt & Scarper "

My best mate is a mechanic and has a sideline doing custom cars from home. He jokingly calls that "B&S Hot Rods..."
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: madires on September 29, 2015, 12:25:40 pm
There was a fishmonger in Friedberg (30km north of Frankfurt/Main) called "Fisch Umsonst", which translates to "free fish".
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: HighVoltage on September 29, 2015, 01:29:37 pm
Not a company but may be worse, a Village name.

Well, time to pop a beer...  :-DD

...and a suggestion for a recommended road trip, if you ever come to visit Austria and Germany...  :-+

How funny!
Cool road trip, we should suggest that for the next family honeymoon trip.

But where do you get that beer?
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Augustus on September 29, 2015, 01:56:43 pm
But where do you get that beer?

They run an online-shop:

http://www.fucking-hell.de/en/ (http://www.fucking-hell.de/en/)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: 128er on September 29, 2015, 02:12:44 pm
Found this company a few days ago:

Elektro Porn  ;D

http://www.elektro-porn.de (http://www.elektro-porn.de)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Zad on September 29, 2015, 02:16:44 pm
(Kissing Petting F*cking Wedding)

You'd have to take a huge diversion, but you could visit Titisee too. Presumably between Petting and F*cking.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: free_electron on September 29, 2015, 02:54:11 pm
Mort-subite   (Beer) french : instant death


oh and what about our favorite : Batteroo : contraction of Battery and Poo .
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Augustus on September 29, 2015, 06:22:14 pm
You'd have to take a huge diversion, but you could visit Titisee too. Presumably between Petting and F*cking.

Haha... That's actually not very far away from where I live...  :-DD
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: German_EE on September 29, 2015, 08:26:37 pm
Still on town and village names I nominate Batman:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@37.892466,41.1256028,13z (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@37.892466,41.1256028,13z)

With the town of Worms a close second:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@49.661322,8.342184,11z (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@49.661322,8.342184,11z)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: German_EE on September 29, 2015, 08:32:32 pm
As for people, would you believe that there is a Urologist called Nicolas Burns-Cox? No, I thought not, so here's his page at the hospital where he works:

http://www.musgroveparkhospital.nhs.uk/wards-and-departments/consultants/nick-burns-cox/ (http://www.musgroveparkhospital.nhs.uk/wards-and-departments/consultants/nick-burns-cox/)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: GreyWoolfe on September 29, 2015, 08:40:06 pm
Still on town and village names I nominate Batman:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@37.892466,41.1256028,13z (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@37.892466,41.1256028,13z)

With the town of Worms a close second:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@49.661322,8.342184,11z (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@49.661322,8.342184,11z)

Intercourse, Pennsylvania, USA, also King of Prussia, same state.  In Florida we have Christmas.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: briandorey on September 29, 2015, 10:21:47 pm
Pen Island and their nice domain name  http://www.penisland.net/ (http://www.penisland.net/)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: helius on September 30, 2015, 05:24:22 am
Intercourse, Pennsylvania, USA, also King of Prussia, same state.  In Florida we have Christmas.
There are so many. Hell, Michigan; Belchertown, Ma; Big Bone Lick, KY; Beaver Lick, KY; Hookersville, WV; Spread Eagle, WI...
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Synthetase on September 30, 2015, 01:08:34 pm
There's a construction company here in Victoria called Hooker Cockram Ltd. They were doing a job not far from my house a few years ago and I chuckled as I walked past the 30 metre pile driver they were using... :)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: McBryce on September 30, 2015, 01:47:03 pm
Not so much the name, but the choice of business:

There's a split premises (two companies, in one building) near where I live run by a husband and wife. She runs a driving school in one half, in the other half the husband runs a Funeral Service!! I wonder if he considers her business as a supplier?

McBryce.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: redshift on September 30, 2015, 02:20:02 pm
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: N2IXK on September 30, 2015, 03:17:58 pm
On the subject of unusual place names, we can't forget Dildo, Newfoundland....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: mtdoc on September 30, 2015, 03:37:53 pm
This thread wouldn't be complete without this one...

(https://www.flickr.com/photos/garrett_odonoghue/10370055093)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: ataradov on September 30, 2015, 03:42:08 pm
I've seen a cheap power supply from a Chinese company called "Golden Profit Corporation". I have no doubt they have no problems with profits, but why put that in the name? :)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: vk3yedotcom on September 30, 2015, 07:56:01 pm
Check what's next door to: http://thedick.com.au/ (http://thedick.com.au/) on Google streetview
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: coppice on September 30, 2015, 08:46:46 pm
I've seen a cheap power supply from a Chinese company called "Golden Profit Corporation". I have no doubt they have no problems with profits, but why put that in the name? :)
I can guess what the original Chinese for that was, and its an example where things change flavour in translation.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: coppice on September 30, 2015, 08:56:51 pm
This thread wouldn't be complete without this one...

(https://www.flickr.com/photos/garrett_odonoghue/10370055093)
Hey, I know that place. Its not far from Hung Hom train station in Kowloon.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: HackedFridgeMagnet on October 01, 2015, 12:07:16 am
What about Assmann, sorry if it's already noted.

http://www.assmann-wsw.com/en/ (http://www.assmann-wsw.com/en/)

Kramer finds them funny anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujqM2u-BVo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujqM2u-BVo)



Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Stonent on October 01, 2015, 12:56:37 am
There used to be a restaurant with this name near where I grew up.

(http://www.localbozo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Exterior.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: jobog on October 01, 2015, 02:53:46 am
Intercourse, Pennsylvania, USA, also King of Prussia, same state.  In Florida we have Christmas.
There are so many. Hell, Michigan; Belchertown, Ma; Big Bone Lick, KY; Beaver Lick, KY; Hookersville, WV; Spread Eagle, WI...

You didn't mention that near Intercourse, PA there's a town called Climax.  Also, here in Indiana we have French Lick.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: lwatts666 on October 01, 2015, 03:13:03 am
There is a Mr Peter Ness who runs a small Furniture Removal Company not far from my home. Emblazoned down the side of the van is the Company Name "P Ness Removals".
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: chicken on October 01, 2015, 04:31:50 am
There were some hippies in California that called their company Apple Computer ;)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: matseng on October 01, 2015, 05:07:27 am
And then we have the Danish town Bøgballe which in the neighbouring country Sweden (with very similar languages) means "homosexual penis"....
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: rickselectricalprojects on October 01, 2015, 05:47:55 am
i am surprised that no one though of banggood
http://www.banggood.com/ (http://www.banggood.com/)
   
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: VK3DRB on October 01, 2015, 05:59:15 am
Try saying the name of this company a few times quickly...

http://www.fodderking.com.au/ (http://www.fodderking.com.au/)

Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: continuo on October 01, 2015, 04:08:38 pm
Sliding doors are evil...  ^-^


(http://fs5.directupload.net/images/151001/frno8452.jpg)


(http://fs5.directupload.net/images/151001/snn2c4zx.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: envisionelec on October 07, 2015, 06:29:35 pm
Projects Unlimited Inc. (P.U. Inc.)  http://www.pui.com/ (http://www.pui.com/)

Hughes Peters. http://www.hughespeters.com/ (http://www.hughespeters.com/)

Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: blueskull on October 07, 2015, 06:45:12 pm
Schitt Audio
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Smokey on October 07, 2015, 07:24:07 pm
Picked some of these D'asses up at the Japanese market the other day. 

(https://i1.wp.com/i84.photobucket.com/albums/k8/omnivoroustraveler/dasses1.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: N2IXK on October 07, 2015, 10:18:07 pm
We used to have an electrical supply house around here called Vee Dee Electrical Supply. :palm:

And there is a nearby fastener supplier called Uneeda Screw. :-+



Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Deathwish on October 12, 2015, 05:07:48 pm
uh huh
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: blueskull on October 12, 2015, 08:15:30 pm
What are these?
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: vk6zgo on October 13, 2015, 04:07:44 am
There used to be a product for sale called Voltaren Analgel (from "analgesic" obviously)
It is now "Emulgel"!!

For many years,a sign on a business near me advertised that they did "Televesion" repairs.
I wondered why they didn't have it corrected,but it was memorable,where "Television" wasn't.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: McBryce on October 13, 2015, 08:43:35 am
What are these?

The second one is hilarious. The Japanese text seems to say "Tradefair Eating Area", but obviously their translation server had an error and they thought that the error message was the translation :D

McBryce.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: coppice on October 13, 2015, 08:50:00 am
What are these?

The second one is hilarious. The Japanese text seems to say "Tradefair Eating Area", but obviously their translation server had an error and they thought that the error message was the translation :D

McBryce.
The second one is actually Chinese, and says "Dining room". In this context it actually means a small family run restaurant.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: McBryce on October 13, 2015, 10:09:31 am
What are these?

The second one is hilarious. The Japanese text seems to say "Tradefair Eating Area", but obviously their translation server had an error and they thought that the error message was the translation :D

McBryce.
The second one is actually Chinese, and says "Dining room". In this context it actually means a small family run restaurant.

Cool, then the text has a almost similar meaning in both languages.

McBryce.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: continuo on November 09, 2015, 02:20:40 pm
Misleading thread subjects are dangerous to monitors and keyboards. Almost spit my coffee  :-DD

(http://fs5.directupload.net/images/151109/ruacfuxt.png)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Gyro on November 09, 2015, 06:52:23 pm
Our factory in Korea used to buy parts from the 'Do One Ohm Resistor Company'. I kid you not!

Edit: and of course LG is short for 'Lucky Goldstar'
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: SeanB on November 09, 2015, 07:01:31 pm
Inside old Goldstar TV sets you often found a sticker which said " Lucky HIPS". Prosaically it refers to the parent company of Goldstar and LG  - Lucky manufacturing Co, and indicated the casing is made from high impact polystyrene plastic.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Gyro on November 09, 2015, 07:11:20 pm
Korean Companies are actually very superstitious about good luck (I guess we all are actually :) ). Such things as company names and the ubiquitous wooden pendulum clock in reception.

Another example: Sam sung translates as 'Three stars'
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Sbampato12 on November 09, 2015, 07:41:26 pm
On many invoices (fiscal documents) from Farnell here in brazil, when you bought almost any OpAmp (analogic IC) they came as "XYZ CI ANAL" (CI is portuguese equivalent to IC)... Possibily something about character numbers, but it happened several times...

Always made me think all possible jokes...

Unfortunatelly Farnell is closing here...
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: blueskull on November 09, 2015, 08:37:30 pm
On many invoices (fiscal documents) from Farnell here in brazil, when you bought almost any OpAmp (analogic IC) they came as "XYZ CI ANAL" (CI is portuguese equivalent to IC)... Possibily something about character numbers, but it happened several times...

Always made me think all possible jokes...

Unfortunatelly Farnell is closing here...

So far I know an Indian guy named Anudeep.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Kostas on November 09, 2015, 08:52:32 pm
Bear droppings anyone?  ;D

(https://cascadegifts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/p-657-IMG_4357lg.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Circlotron on November 10, 2015, 11:07:40 am
Capacitor manufacturer -> http://www.shinyspace.com/ (http://www.shinyspace.com/)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: helius on November 10, 2015, 11:56:23 pm
http://www.dongenergy.com/en (http://www.dongenergy.com/en)
They're not even Chinese, what's their excuse!
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: CatalinaWOW on November 11, 2015, 12:51:56 am
Knowing what industry drives internet traffic, you wonder if Intel was paying homage when they named their 14 nanometer technology CPU, the Braswell.

Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Simon on November 11, 2015, 06:52:08 am
At work we used to have a van that when open spelt "Gay"

There was a lot of fuss around a photo that purported to be a train called the flying scotsman that with a door open spelt lying scotman with the picturte of the scottish first minister above it. It came out during the scottish referendum capaign. Apparently while the unfortunate spelling on the train with the door open is true the placement of the picture is not:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/that-alex-salmond-lying-scotsman-train-photo-is-fake#.nwK8Y6A0a (http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/that-alex-salmond-lying-scotsman-train-photo-is-fake#.nwK8Y6A0a)

Sliding doors are evil...  ^-^


(http://fs5.directupload.net/images/151001/frno8452.jpg)


(http://fs5.directupload.net/images/151001/snn2c4zx.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Halcyon on November 11, 2015, 09:31:03 am
(http://funnythings.companions.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/8/files/funny-signs/absnews_car.jpg)
Made in Australia.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: cs.dk on November 11, 2015, 02:51:12 pm
http://www.dongenergy.com/en (http://www.dongenergy.com/en)
They're not even Chinese, what's their excuse!

It's actually a Danish company - It's a short for "Dansk Olie og Natur Gas" = Danish Oil and Natural Gas Energy ;)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Galenbo on November 13, 2015, 07:46:10 am
Not a company, but a formula/subscription/service:

Youtube Red

Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: amyk on November 13, 2015, 08:06:51 am
From mikeselectricstuff (http://pic.twitter.com/annli4Thko):

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTc3wOQVAAEaAxG.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Simon on November 13, 2015, 05:20:35 pm
Reminds me of the pathetic emails I get from chinese wholesalers treating electronic components like fashion items telling me they have new hot item in stock for this season bla bla bla.

From mikeselectricstuff (http://pic.twitter.com/annli4Thko):

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTc3wOQVAAEaAxG.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: SeanB on November 13, 2015, 06:14:41 pm
Reminds me of the pathetic emails I get from chinese wholesalers treating electronic components like fashion items telling me they have new hot item in stock for this season bla bla bla.

From mikeselectricstuff (http://pic.twitter.com/annli4Thko):

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTc3wOQVAAEaAxG.jpg:large)

Makes me think of all the spam email I am getting recently. Thinking of adding Foxitmail to the always spam list. Almost as bad at spamming as Yahoo, but at least they do not simply forward all email as if it is gospel.

Wonder just how big an outlook folder can grow to, I have several 3G stored mail folders on it......... Might even empty deleted items this year, and compact the folder a little. Oldest mail there was migrated from Outlook Express. At home Evolution is starting to be a little memory hog, time to prune it a lot, 2.9Gb in virtual memory. Almost as bad as Firefox.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: zapta on November 13, 2015, 08:17:31 pm
How funny!
Cool road trip, we should suggest that for the next family honeymoon trip.

Or for the next European Delivery.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: dfmischler on November 13, 2015, 10:12:19 pm
I bought an inner tube for a wheelbarrow tire from the local hardware store.  Chinese brand: name was "High Run".  I guess that is trying to convey the idea that it is top quality and will last a long time.  OMG did it smell bad when I opened the plastic bag holding the tube.  I joked with the guys about how bad it would be if Chinese condoms smelled like that  ;D, and would you actually put one on if the gov't wouldn't castrate you for having an unlicensed child.  Then we started talking about what a Chinese company that made condoms would call itself.  We eventually agreed that it would be the "Safe Joy Condom Company"  :-DD
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: vk6zgo on November 14, 2015, 07:14:41 am
When I was but a beardless lad at my first job,there was a Car Radiator company diagonally opposite work,called "Tucker & Aurisch".
They had double doors,with the Company name in a very nice Cursive font across the pair.

At some time, a truck or something had scraped a line on one door,adding a crossbar to the,Capital "T",transforming it to a Capital "F",much to the delight of "the boys"!

We were real little turds!
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: crispy_tofu on November 14, 2015, 08:38:24 am
How about this:
(http://cdn.hotfrog.com.au/companies/Lube-Mobile-NSW/images/Lube-Mobile-NSW_225930_image.jpg)

(http://fs5.directupload.net/images/151109/ruacfuxt.png)

Fungus?!?  :scared:
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Smokey on November 15, 2015, 01:29:04 am
Sounds like he needs some...
Man Service!

(http://www.richardreadtransport.co.uk/images/MAN-Services-Sales-Service.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: coppice on November 16, 2015, 03:25:51 am
Sounds like he needs some...
Man Service!

(http://www.richardreadtransport.co.uk/images/MAN-Services-Sales-Service.jpg)
In China MAN has a JV which builds buses with the brand name "Young MAN".
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: mikeselectricstuff on November 17, 2015, 01:50:10 pm
From mikeselectricstuff (http://pic.twitter.com/annli4Thko):

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTc3wOQVAAEaAxG.jpg:large)
TBH I didn't even notice the names - just that there were huge billboards with capacitors on them... 
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Smokey on August 31, 2017, 07:46:59 am
bump...
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Halcyon on August 31, 2017, 10:02:48 am
Clearly from the 1990's, but if you happen to open the doors and take the photo just at the right tongue angle, "ABC News & Current Affairs" takes on a new meaning...

(https://funnyshit.com.au/img/abc-news-and-cunt-affairs.jpg)

The Australian Broadcasting Corporation are known to be a little odd at times.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: b_force on August 31, 2017, 10:40:52 am
Athlete's foot.

selling sport shoes.
eeewwww
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: tooki on August 31, 2017, 11:08:48 am
Switzerland is absolutely ripe with gems like these:

The neighborhoof of Wankdorf (https://goo.gl/maps/i99HtEyNcms) in Bern, where the stadium (http://events.bscyb.ch/de/home) is, which is where Bern's football club the Young Boys (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BSC_Young_Boys) practice.

The annual jazz and blues festival in Lucerne, the Blue Balls Festival (http://blueballs.ch/). (note the URL)

The Swiss subsidiary of Neutrik rebranded to Contrik (http://www.contrik.ch/).



And then there's the amazing case of Zurich Airport, which for many years was a source of amusement. Back in the 1990s, some marketing genius decided that "Zurich Airport" wasn't good enough, that it needed a brand. And what they came up with was "Unique". (I shall mention here that their original plan was to roll out the "Unique" brand at airports worldwide...) At this point, English teachers throughout Switzerland groaned, because when Swiss German speakers speak English, they pronounce "unique" as "eunuch".

And indeed, for years, the airport announcements in English sounded like "Thank you for flying through Zurich Eunuch Airport". And for years, I thought that was hilarious enough. But it gets better, as I learned later.

Like most city airports, Zurich Airport is actually in a suburb. In this case, the town of Kloten. Which means "balls" in Dutch. OK, so now we know it's the wily Dutch that have been taking them off the male passengers. But where to put them? Well, the town of Kloten has three train stations within its borders: Kloten, Zurich Airport, and Kloten Balsberg. You couldn't make this shit up. (It was rebranded to just Zurich Airport a few years ago.)


Now, suppose you had wanted to go from the Eunuch Airport down to Lucerne for the Blue Balls Festival? You might want a snack for the road. Back then, the largest grocery chain had a line of convenience food products titled "Plan B" (funny enough already, but I know what they meant), with the individual products having very literal names (like the raspberry sports drink being called "Pink" because of its color). And one of the products was round corn puffs without any distinct flavoring. Their label literally said "Plan B Salty Balls".
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: tooki on August 31, 2017, 11:17:11 am
Meanwhile, images of the restaurant shown below became some of the internet's earliest viral images. But it's a real place (https://goo.gl/maps/ecvoaUJc1cG2) in Lake City, FL (where my grandmother retired to) and I drove past many times. Apparently it's still around, probably thanks to internet infamy and souvenir sales (see image)!
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Zbig on August 31, 2017, 11:56:46 am
This:
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: tooki on August 31, 2017, 01:11:32 pm
Just remembered another: my GP. His last name is Loser (pronounced "loh-zer"). His website is www.drloser.ch (http://www.drloser.ch)

(Which I highly recommend you visit and look at the gallery, because the decoration is insane. I describe it as a "cross between your grandma's sitting room and a Las Vegas bordello". The friend who referred me to this doc said it was "as if South Park had Big Gay Al's Big Gay Doctor's Office". And that wasn't enough to prepare me. The flip side: he's the best GP in town, especially for LGBT people.)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Zbig on August 31, 2017, 01:34:25 pm
Just remembered another: my GP. His last name is Loser (pronounced "loh-zer"). His website is www.drloser.ch (http://www.drloser.ch)

(Which I highly recommend you visit and look at the gallery, because the decoration is insane. I describe it as a "cross between your grandma's sitting room and a Las Vegas bordello". The friend who referred me to this doc said it was "as if South Park had Big Gay Al's Big Gay Doctor's Office". And that wasn't enough to prepare me. The flip side: he's the best GP in town, especially for LGBT people.)

Will check this website at home as my company's firewall blocks it for some reason... ::) As for the doctors' names, my dad used to visit one whose last name you could translate as Barelyalive (Ledwo?yw in Polish).
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: dmills on August 31, 2017, 09:12:04 pm
There used to be a London company specialising in organising high end social events for a certain set, the company name: "Balls to you".
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: sony mavica on September 01, 2017, 12:59:48 am
the company called STD
(http://i.imgur.com/Zs15GkE.jpg)

Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: tombi on September 01, 2017, 09:24:30 am
This is a law firm near Maitland (NSW Australia).

http://www.vileandvilelaw.com/ (http://www.vileandvilelaw.com/)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Naguissa on September 01, 2017, 10:38:37 am
An old car called Mitshubishi Pajero. In spanish it means wanker, literally.

Enviado desde mi Jolla mediante Tapatalk

Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: McBryce on September 01, 2017, 11:46:10 am
Believe it or not, there's actually people paid to check that new car names don't insult in any other language, and yet there are many examples of names that slipped through. The Toyota MR2 didn't go down well in France because MR2 is pronounced "Merde" (Shit) in France.

McBryce.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Gromitt on September 01, 2017, 12:03:08 pm
Around the beginning of this millennium, Honda introduced a car with the name Fitta. That means c*nt in Swedish. They changed the name to Jazz quite fast.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: jm_araujo on September 01, 2017, 01:07:51 pm
An old car called Mitshubishi Pajero. In spanish it means wanker, literally.

Not so old, still being produced: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsubishi_Pajero
It's sold in Spain as the Montero.

In the 70-80's Opel/Vauxhall launched the "Ascona": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opel_Ascona . In Portugal it was renamed to "1604" as "Ascona" reads the same as "Asc*nt" in english, way too close to avoid embarrassment.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: HighVoltage on September 01, 2017, 01:36:32 pm
Jew's Juice

How companies come up with this is beyond me.

Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: tooki on September 01, 2017, 01:39:11 pm
Jew's Juice

How companies come up with this is beyond me.
Because jew's ear (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auricularia_auricula-judae) is the name of a fungus. It's probably an ingredient.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: tooki on September 01, 2017, 01:40:20 pm
P.S. "Jew" in the fungus's name is a corruption of Judas, by the way — in German the fungus is called Judasohren.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: coppice on September 01, 2017, 01:59:43 pm
Jew's Juice

How companies come up with this is beyond me.
Because jew's ear (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auricularia_auricula-judae) is the name of a fungus. It's probably an ingredient.
The Chinese says black wood ear mushroom cream, and wood ear is one of the names on that Wikipedia page. Its more often known as cloud ear mushroom in Asia. Its popular in Chinese cuisine.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: tooki on September 01, 2017, 02:11:45 pm
Yep. In culinary use in USA, it's commonly called wood ear mushroom.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: blueskull on September 01, 2017, 10:35:09 pm
FYI, black wood ear in China also means vertical smile, as it's imaginable. So be careful when saying that.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Brumby on September 02, 2017, 03:39:54 am
Not a name on its own - but a company slogan.....

Anyone remember this?:

(https://www.eevblog.com/forum/chat/funny-company-names/?action=dlattach;attach=347016;image)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: m98 on September 02, 2017, 09:27:16 am
Some German ones:
Killtec - An outdoor clothing brand
ISIS - beauty treatments
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Simon on September 02, 2017, 09:38:59 am
Some German ones:
Killtec - An outdoor clothing brand
ISIS - beauty treatments

Well part of the proteus pcb software is called ISIS
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: McBryce on September 02, 2017, 09:45:36 am
An old car called Mitshubishi Pajero. In spanish it means wanker, literally.

Not so old, still being produced: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsubishi_Pajero
It's sold in Spain as the Montero.

In the 70-80's Opel/Vauxhall launched the "Ascona": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opel_Ascona . In Portugal it was renamed to "1604" as "Ascona" reads the same as "Asc*nt" in english, way too close to avoid embarrassment.
There's certainly still quite a few Pajeros on the route I take to work... Some Mitsubishi cars too :)

McBryce.

Gesendet von meinem Motorola DynaTAC 8000x mit Tapatalk

Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Circlotron on September 02, 2017, 10:00:29 am
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/3H6wvQvac7TOIRyFX8Ft1_yLYfx3E8q09xgEDoo4G0hel7ccGVrzAgybElsd1kwTWoH6RfvWQA260VKmxT7LaAKXRsQ=w500-h272-nc)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Circlotron on September 02, 2017, 10:10:58 am
(http://photos.forlix.org/devices/20100703210333n.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: vodka on September 02, 2017, 10:16:13 am
(http://www.minikits.com.au/image/cache/catalog/logos/hitano-640x640.gif)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2ph5W5YwbZXgFdl2X2bLxi0aeQDxPHTLY4lovcUDZafnuoDWsPg)

"GITANO" = Gipsy
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: vk3yedotcom on September 02, 2017, 10:23:15 am
Some German ones:
Killtec - An outdoor clothing brand
ISIS - beauty treatments

Well part of the proteus pcb software is called ISIS

Until they changed their name there was also heath care agency in Melbourne called ISIS

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/isis-primary-care-changes-name-over-isis-terror-group-link/news-story/487450da08d79c72afd16a8465976ab1 (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/isis-primary-care-changes-name-over-isis-terror-group-link/news-story/487450da08d79c72afd16a8465976ab1)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Neomys Sapiens on September 02, 2017, 05:46:17 pm
I'm working with a industrial supplies company, which goes by the name 'Schad' which also distributes enclosures (German: 'Gehaeuse') from a big manufacturer and modifies them. That's what we buy there.
But  the term 'Schadgehaeuse' or 'Schad-gehaeuse' also means 'defective enclosure' or 'damaged enclosure'. We have a lot of jokes on them.

Another case happened in a project, where a company going by the name 'Stock' was involved. They supplied special peripheral modules both to us and to our customer. For those components and materials, which were already in common use in our production line, we noted under 'source' in the BoMs 'from stock'.
One time a representative of our customer called me and complained that 'Stock' does not sell those items!
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: borjam on September 02, 2017, 06:13:52 pm
Cisco in Spanish is kinda "in shambles".

And not exactly a company name, but Moron AFB does exist. It's in Spain :)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: HoracioDos on September 04, 2017, 10:29:09 pm
Cisco in Spanish is kinda "in shambles".
At least not in Latin America, in Mexico for example is more like to intimidate or to shame someone in past tense. In vulgar slang way it means to shit in the pants. It's also a short way of Francisco. In the Southern Cone it means nothing at all.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Mr.B on September 04, 2017, 11:16:21 pm
Until recently our company used a photo ID card printer manufactured by TIT Engineering Co of Korea.
http://titeng.tradekorea.com/ (http://titeng.tradekorea.com/)

BTW: Crap quality, don't buy one.
We now use a Zebra ID card printer.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: TerraHertz on September 05, 2017, 01:04:30 am
Not a name on its own - but a company slogan.....

Anyone remember this?:

(https://www.eevblog.com/forum/chat/funny-company-names/?action=dlattach;attach=347016;image)

The story I heard was that WANG Computers had a stand at an Australian trade show. The American salesmen at the show could not understand why every Australian visitor to their stand burst into laughter the moment they saw the "WANG Cares!" lapel buttons the staff were wearing.

It's been mentioned before, but I also like TOTAL TOOLS.  https://www.totaltools.com.au/storelocator/moorebank (https://www.totaltools.com.au/storelocator/moorebank)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: tooki on September 05, 2017, 02:16:54 am
Why would they think Americans wouldn't understand that? Sounds more like "dumb American" stereotyping than anything else...
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: jh15 on September 05, 2017, 03:49:54 am
Boston area: Death Wish Piano Movers.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: helius on September 05, 2017, 05:49:54 am
Why would they think Americans wouldn't understand that? Sounds more like "dumb American" stereotyping than anything else...
Right, I'm sure Dr. Wang did it on purpose as an elaborate joke on his shareholders.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: bjcuizon on September 05, 2017, 08:35:10 am
Some German ones:
Killtec - An outdoor clothing brand
ISIS - beauty treatments

Well part of the proteus pcb software is called ISIS
How about the Philips ISIS "mobile" phone back in the day.
(https://http2.mlstatic.com/philips-isis-9963-para-reparar-o-piezas-D_NQ_NP_14536-MLM20088085788_042014-F.jpg)

There are actually two really different products of Philips with the "ISIS" branding:
One is the phone as stated above and the other one is a breast pump.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: HighVoltage on September 05, 2017, 10:10:46 am
How about a "KID-SEX_CHANGE"
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: madires on September 05, 2017, 10:34:29 am
How about the Philips ISIS "mobile" phone back in the day.
There are actually two really different products of Philips with the "ISIS" branding:
One is the phone as stated above and the other one is a breast pump.

Don't tell the DHS that Cisco, Juniper and other router vendors are supporting IS-IS for years. >:D

Hint: IS-IS (Intermediate System to Intermediate System) is a routing protocol often used by carriers/ISPs as IGP.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: borjam on September 05, 2017, 02:23:22 pm
Remember that before Isis was, well, what we know now, it was the name of an Egyptian goddess :)

It was considered a somewhat cool and mysterious name.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: CatalinaWOW on September 05, 2017, 05:02:17 pm
So it all depends on what the meaning of IS IS.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Simon on September 05, 2017, 05:22:27 pm
So it all depends on what the meaning of IS IS.

2x International Spacestation's ?
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: grumpydoc on September 05, 2017, 05:44:43 pm
So it all depends on what the meaning of IS IS.

2x International Spacestation's ?
That would be ISSISS surely?
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Simon on September 05, 2017, 05:51:29 pm
Oh ok

Sent from my Moto G (4) using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Red Squirrel on September 06, 2017, 01:44:37 am
How about a "KID-SEX_CHANGE"

Even the name Kid Exchange is kind of funny.  Is that where you bring your kid to trade it in for another?  :-DD

AS for the ISIS phone it has convenient dry contact terminals to hook it up to a detonator.  "Be the Hero Allah wants.  Order the ISIS phone now, no contract needed!"

Not a company name, but saw a septic company once and their phone number was 264-SHIT".  I loled so hard when I saw that on the pumper truck.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: blueskull on September 06, 2017, 01:59:33 am
In my neighborhood there is a convenient store called 6 Twelve. Also, just for fun, here's a WiFi password sign:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-X3I3uwr086w/UtwL54G4YMI/AAAAAAAA2Fc/Fl4fpUl78lY/s1600/funny-sign-180-001.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: bjcuizon on September 06, 2017, 02:48:19 am
In my neighborhood there is a convenient store called 6 Twelve.
Isn't that a spinoff of 7-eleven?
In my previous country, we also had "otso-dose" which means eight-twelve". Its just nearby a 7-eleven store too. :D
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: basinstreetdesign on September 06, 2017, 05:26:25 am
Around north Toronto for a while, a tradesman drove a van with the slogan "Don't Get Boned" on it.  :D
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: stmdude on September 06, 2017, 06:33:09 am
Around the beginning of this millennium, Honda introduced a car with the name Fitta. That means c*nt in Swedish. They changed the name to Jazz quite fast.

Close..  It was called the "Honda Fit", but it was still deemed to be too close for comfort.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: tooki on September 06, 2017, 09:53:00 am
How about a "KID-SEX_CHANGE"

Even the name Kid Exchange is kind of funny.  Is that where you bring your kid to trade it in for another?  :-DD

https://youtu.be/OEScCJzY4V4

Turn on English captions if you don't speak German. :D
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: grumpydoc on September 06, 2017, 11:16:18 am
Around the beginning of this millennium, Honda introduced a car with the name Fitta. That means c*nt in Swedish. They changed the name to Jazz quite fast.

Close..  It was called the "Honda Fit", but it was still deemed to be too close for comfort.

The Toyota MR2 was just known as the Toyota MR in France.

MR2 = "Emm Err deux" = "merdeux" = "sh1t"
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Gromitt on September 06, 2017, 04:26:25 pm
Around the beginning of this millennium, Honda introduced a car with the name Fitta. That means c*nt in Swedish. They changed the name to Jazz quite fast.

Close..  It was called the "Honda Fit", but it was still deemed to be too close for comfort.

No, it was called Fitta, they changed it to Fit in some markets after they realised what the meening was in some languages.


Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: helius on September 06, 2017, 09:01:26 pm
No, it was called Fitta, they changed it to Fit in some markets after they realised what the meening was in some languages.
They might as well left it, imagine the marketing slogans:
"Small on the outside, roomy on the inside."
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Fred27 on September 06, 2017, 10:23:20 pm
This one isn't the company name, but the logo for the Office of Government Commerce. If you don't get it, try tilting you head to the left or have a read here (https://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/22/ogc_logo/).

(https://regmedia.co.uk/2008/04/21/ogc.jpg)

Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: trophosphere on September 06, 2017, 11:12:07 pm
This one isn't the company name, but the logo for the Office of Government Commerce. If you don't get it, try tilting you head to the left or have a read here (https://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/22/ogc_logo/).
(https://regmedia.co.uk/2008/04/21/ogc.jpg)

Quote
The proposed version, which you have sent over, has been shared with staff, and is now going through final technical stages. It is true that it caused a few titters among some staff when viewed on its side, but on consideration we concluded that the effect was generic to the particular combination of the letters 'OGC' - and is not inappropriate to an organisation that's looking to have a firm grip on government spend!
:-DD
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Neomys Sapiens on September 07, 2017, 12:56:23 am
Err....what?

https://ww2.minicircuits.com/products/Yoni.html
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: X on September 07, 2017, 02:50:45 am
Some German ones:
Killtec - An outdoor clothing brand
ISIS - beauty treatments

Well part of the proteus pcb software is called ISIS
How about the Philips ISIS "mobile" phone back in the day.
(https://http2.mlstatic.com/philips-isis-9963-para-reparar-o-piezas-D_NQ_NP_14536-MLM20088085788_042014-F.jpg)

There are actually two really different products of Philips with the "ISIS" branding:
One is the phone as stated above and the other one is a breast pump.
I don't think it is fair to count these, as they were probably named after the Ancient Egyptian goddess Isis, long before "ISIS" referred to a bunch of delusional neckbeards going on random beheading/kidnapping/raping sprees while yelling about a law-whack bar.

The "funny in another language" ones are a gray area too, since there are so many different languages out there it is very hard to make a name that is guaranteed not to be "funny" to anyone.

Not a company name, but saw a septic company once and their phone number was 264-SHIT".  I loled so hard when I saw that on the pumper truck.
Related to ShitBegone? (http://shitbegone.com/)
(http://shitbegone.com/images/1roll-recy-front.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Circlotron on September 07, 2017, 03:30:30 am
Life imitating art.
This joke -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY1YndLmbXQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY1YndLmbXQ)
became a real product -> https://www.nulon.com.au/products/Aerosols/Start_Ya_Bastard_Instant_Engine_Starter (https://www.nulon.com.au/products/Aerosols/Start_Ya_Bastard_Instant_Engine_Starter)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: bjcuizon on September 07, 2017, 10:21:18 am
Here you go:
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/06/1f/e9/061fe917dd29b448c60b64752d806325.jpg)

EDIT:
Ooops..I just remembered that the title was funny company names not logos.  |O
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: alanb on September 13, 2017, 11:57:38 am
Just found this one whilst looking at the UK Companies House database

;DROP TABLE "COMPANIES";--LTD

Obviously created by a SQL coder with a sense of humor
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: madires on September 13, 2017, 01:09:25 pm
In a town near by there was a fishmonger called "Fisch Umsonst". "Fisch" is the German world for fish, and "Umsonst" is the family name but also an adverb with the meaning of "for free".
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: tooki on September 13, 2017, 01:57:32 pm
Just found this one whilst looking at the UK Companies House database

;DROP TABLE "COMPANIES";--LTD

Obviously created by a SQL coder with a sense of humor
:D
https://xkcd.com/327/
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: 8086 on September 13, 2017, 02:26:09 pm
I used to work for a company named Double D Electronics
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Mr. Scram on September 13, 2017, 02:47:37 pm
Some German ones:
Killtec - An outdoor clothing brand
ISIS - beauty treatments
I loathe how "Isis" suddenly has become a naughty word. It's been a well known and used name before the whole angry men thing. I know a girl named Isis. It would be terrible to let them appropriate it. In my eyes, they get to borrow it for a bit at best, but the term is actually something else.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: stmdude on September 13, 2017, 02:51:23 pm
I loathe how "Isis" suddenly has become a naughty word. It's been a well known and used name before the whole angry men thing. I know a girl named Isis. It would be terrible to let them appropriate it. In my eyes, they get to borrow it for a bit at best, but the term is actually something else.

I had a cat named Isis. It felt.. wrong.. to go out on the porch to call her in.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Mr. Scram on September 13, 2017, 02:55:05 pm
I had a cat named Isis. It felt.. wrong.. to go out on the porch to call her in.
If you're not wearing a funny belt at the same time, you should be fine :D
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: stmdude on September 13, 2017, 03:18:27 pm
I had a cat named Isis. It felt.. wrong.. to go out on the porch to call her in.
If you're not wearing a funny belt at the same time, you should be fine :D

Nope, no funny belts. Just a garage filled with wires, soldering irons and old cellphones...
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: m98 on September 13, 2017, 05:41:30 pm
I do have another one: The company that I work at (some random defense contractor) does actually have a department named "IS training academy". Go figure.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Dave on September 13, 2017, 05:49:10 pm
Nope, no funny belts. Just a garage filled with wires, soldering irons and old cellphones...
Cool clock, Ahmed!  :-DD :-DD
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Mr. Scram on September 13, 2017, 05:50:46 pm
I do have another one: The company that I work at (some random defense contractor) does actually have a department named "IS training academy". Go figure.
At least it's more descriptive than IS NOT training academy.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: vk6zgo on September 14, 2017, 02:03:15 am
Some German ones:
Killtec - An outdoor clothing brand
ISIS - beauty treatments
I loathe how "Isis" suddenly has become a naughty word. It's been a well known and used name before the whole angry men thing. I know a girl named Isis. It would be terrible to let them appropriate it. In my eyes, they get to borrow it for a bit at best, but the term is actually something else.

It always seems weird to me that a group of extreme Monotheists would use an acronym which was the name  of a pagan goddess.
Of course, it doesn't have that meaning in Arabic, so maybe it doesn't bother them that non-Arabic speakers read the English version as "ISIS".

Apparently even the Arabic acronym Da'esh is frowned on by some in that organisation because the individual words in its derivation can have perjorative meanings.

Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: RJFreeman on September 14, 2017, 03:43:47 am
Back in the 80es, Honeywell Information Systems Merged with a French company called "Compagnie des Machines Bull" (and NEC) and over the next few years Honeywell then 'reduced their ownership' (presumably sold their shares) until in 1991 Honeywell Bull was renamed simply:

Bull Information systems
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Brumby on September 14, 2017, 04:01:21 am
Reminded me of a meeting once where a software salesman was asked a question.  They gave a response and then added: "Trust me."

The others in the room had various reactions ... and I don't think many were of the trusting type.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: NiHaoMike on September 14, 2017, 07:04:11 am
I used to work for a company named Double D Electronics
There's an organization called DD-WRT that makes router firmware. The "DD" apparently was for "Daily Driver", referencing the time when its main rival OpenWRT didn't have a very good GUI and was thus not good for the average user.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: amyk on September 14, 2017, 09:38:12 am
Coocheer (https://www.eevblog.com/forum/projects/horribly-designed-usb-borescope-camera/). Appropriate name (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooch) for a boroscope maker? :o
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: vk6zgo on September 16, 2017, 02:53:27 pm
 A new restaurant just opened here in Perth, with the name "Laputa".

I thought it a bit strange, so checked with a Spanish-English translation site.
The complete word "Laputa" has no bad connotations, but the separate parts:- "La Puta" translate as
"The Whore".
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: coppice on September 16, 2017, 09:41:13 pm
A new restaurant just opened here in Perth, with the name "Laputa".

I thought it a bit strange, so checked with a Spanish-English translation site.
The complete word "Laputa" has no bad connotations, but the separate parts:- "La Puta" translate as
"The Whore".
See Gulliver's Travels or the Hayao Miyazaki movie Laputa: Castle in the Sky, which adopts ideas from Swift.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Neomys Sapiens on September 17, 2017, 10:59:08 pm
Once I looked out of curiosity for commercial representations of the family name 'Wutz' (Southern German for Pig, Hog). Most occupations yielded ONE, if any. To my great astonishment, there are THREE electrical contractors.

http://www.wutzgmbh.de/ (http://www.wutzgmbh.de/)
http://www.elektro-wutz.de/ (http://www.elektro-wutz.de/)
http://www.elektrowutz.de/index.html (http://www.elektrowutz.de/index.html)

Made me think! There might be a connection to our receptacles, though!
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Sal Ammoniac on September 19, 2017, 12:11:39 am
Bullshift Transmissions
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: blueskull on September 19, 2017, 01:26:02 am
Schiit Audio
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Simon on September 19, 2017, 06:36:22 am
surnames in the UK can be interesting, met a guy called Prat and a young lady and her father that went by the name of Caunt.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: McBryce on September 19, 2017, 08:12:25 am
surnames in the UK can be interesting, met a guy called Prat and a young lady and her father that went by the name of Caunt.

I met a guy from the UK called Dick Woodcock. If I were him I would have changed my name. There's also a Gynocologist near my parents called John Dick and his son is also in the same business and called John Dick Junior.

McBryce.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: grumpydoc on September 19, 2017, 08:58:02 am
surnames in the UK can be interesting, met a guy called Prat and a young lady and her father that went by the name of Caunt.

I met a guy from the UK called Dick Woodcock. If I were him I would have changed my name. There's also a Gynocologist near my parents called John Dick and his son is also in the same business and called John Dick Junior.

McBryce.
Knew a guy at school with the surname Seaman but who's parents had the laack of foresight to name him Richard. Apparently he changed his name by deed poll pretty much as soon as he was able.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: blueskull on September 19, 2017, 09:02:17 am
surnames in the UK can be interesting, met a guy called Prat and a young lady and her father that went by the name of Caunt.

I met a guy from the UK called Dick Woodcock. If I were him I would have changed my name. There's also a Gynocologist near my parents called John Dick and his son is also in the same business and called John Dick Junior.

McBryce.
Knew a guy at school with the surname Seaman but who's parents had the laack of foresight to name him Richard. Apparently he changed his name by deed poll pretty much as soon as he was able.

And I know a guy with first name Anudeep. Apparently that's not the only case:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaO1Sz7-VYQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaO1Sz7-VYQ)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: tooki on September 19, 2017, 10:52:32 am
surnames in the UK can be interesting, met a guy called Prat and a young lady and her father that went by the name of Caunt.
Oh, it happens everywhere. Back when I worked at a company whose customers were 90% in Germany, I had one customer whose name was Frau Fick (noun, "fuck") and there was also Herr Mitesser (noun, medical, "blackhead")!
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: coppice on September 19, 2017, 11:19:14 am
surnames in the UK can be interesting, met a guy called Prat and a young lady and her father that went by the name of Caunt.
I met a guy from the UK called Dick Woodcock. If I were him I would have changed my name. There's also a Gynocologist near my parents called John Dick and his son is also in the same business and called John Dick Junior.

McBryce.
As well as some fairly common Dyer surnames in the UK, you get lots of instances of parents messing up a perfectly good surname, as an old coworker Rick Shaw found.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: CatalinaWOW on September 19, 2017, 03:06:03 pm
Parents have funny senses of humor.  I have known two different individuals named Richard Hymen.  Both went by the familiar form Dick.

Sometimes it is just a matter of pronunciation.  There are two obvious choices for the very common surname Braswell (also spelled Brasswell).  The ones I know personally insist on the pronunciation that doesn't sell lingerie.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Simon on September 19, 2017, 05:10:46 pm
Hancock is reasonably common in the UK, easily misinterpreted.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: SeanB on September 19, 2017, 06:44:49 pm
I know a Rick Shaw......



Have also ridden in them as well.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Neomys Sapiens on September 19, 2017, 09:10:46 pm
I remember an engineer from the UK who bears the family name 'Quirk'. I really don't know what made him take up a technical profession and how he managed to get through his studies and early working years.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: blueskull on September 20, 2017, 01:35:00 am
So what if a female professor says "I like to eat semen" in class? That's my numerical method professor, she meant "salmon".
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: jh15 on September 20, 2017, 04:45:23 am
Michael Hunt Co.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: tooki on September 20, 2017, 04:57:48 am
I remember an engineer from the UK who bears the family name 'Quirk'. I really don't know what made him take up a technical profession and how he managed to get through his studies and early working years.
I know an English expat here whose last name is Quirke!
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: McBryce on September 20, 2017, 07:14:15 am
So what if a female professor says "I like to eat semen" in class? That's my numerical method professor, she meant "salmon".

Is she Asian? Many Asians have problems pronouncing English words...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGasSdSRoXo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGasSdSRoXo)

McBryce.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: blueskull on September 20, 2017, 07:51:05 am
Is she Asian? Many Asians have problems pronouncing English words...

She's Chinese, but she has been in US for long enough to get green card and be allowed to work at a state owned hydraulic power station.
I think she once said her last job in China was in 1999, so assuming she then moved to US, at the time I received her lecture, she's been here for at least 15 years.
Also, she doesn't sound Chinglish much, I consider her 7 out of 10 as non-native English speaker. She only has a few pronunciation problems, and the a-i ambiguity is one of very few of them. Just wrong time and wrong word made it a big joke, and apparently everyone in the classroom wanted to laugh, and no one dared to laugh, while she probably had never realized it.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: McBryce on September 20, 2017, 08:24:48 am
A Freudian Slip perhaps?  ;)  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_slip

McBryce.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Simon on September 20, 2017, 11:48:27 am
A Freudian Slip perhaps?  ;)  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_slip

McBryce.

our politicians keep making those, so do journalists particularly when it comes to saying "jeremy hunt"
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: alanb on September 20, 2017, 12:59:58 pm
A Freudian Slip perhaps?  ;)  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_slip

McBryce.

our politicians keep making those, so do journalists particularly when it comes to saying "jeremy hunt"

Best example of this was the James Naughtie interview on Radio4 Today program with Jeremy Hunt 

https://youtu.be/YS5mVoqJpUk (https://youtu.be/YS5mVoqJpUk)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Simon on September 20, 2017, 05:40:41 pm
aw naughtie (naughty) James ;)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: JPortici on September 20, 2017, 07:37:24 pm
surnames in the UK can be interesting, met a guy called Prat and a young lady and her father that went by the name of Caunt.
Oh, it happens everywhere. Back when I worked at a company whose customers were 90% in Germany, I had one customer whose name was Frau Fick (noun, "fuck") and there was also Herr Mitesser (noun, medical, "blackhead")!
an old family name in my hometown was "Sborra" (a worse term for semen)
as far as i know there are no males with that surname anymore and the last person i knew who had that name was one of my friend's grandmother
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Circlotron on September 20, 2017, 09:10:00 pm
A Freudian Slip perhaps?  ;)  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_slip (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_slip)

McBryce.

our politicians keep making those, so do journalists particularly when it comes to saying "jeremy hunt"
Our politicians sometimes say funny things too.
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2013/liberals-squirm-as-abbott-refers-to-the-suppository-of-wisdom-20130812-2rryy.html (http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2013/liberals-squirm-as-abbott-refers-to-the-suppository-of-wisdom-20130812-2rryy.html)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Simon on September 20, 2017, 10:37:33 pm
that made the news here :)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Cerebus on September 20, 2017, 11:51:06 pm

Best example of this was the James Naughtie interview on Radio4 Today program with Jeremy Hunt 

https://youtu.be/YS5mVoqJpUk (https://youtu.be/YS5mVoqJpUk)

Germaine Greer quipped that this was a miss-appellation of Jeremy Hunt as, "He has neither the warmth nor the depth to be a...".
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Simon on September 21, 2017, 07:34:34 am
hahaha, good one
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Bubba on September 24, 2017, 04:49:44 pm
Back in the late 80's early 90's I worked in the office of a  Labor pool.
We would send workers to OT Carter that were to report to a Gentleman named Elmo Gross.

On occasion he would need help for his own side work which he had our company
bill him through OT Carter under the company name of
Gross Erections.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: garboui on January 06, 2018, 08:42:58 pm
Depending on traffic I end up driving past this place from time to time and every time it gets me.

<iframe src="https://www.google.com/maps/embed?pb=!4v1515271272527!6m8!1m7!1sIY_WSScDRk6L82PuCqlbLA!2m2!1d43.57647989965762!2d-79.55955599828472!3f37.41715545892963!4f-4.573200020400975!5f0.7820865974627469" width="600" height="450" frameborder="0" style="border:0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

https://www.google.ca/maps/@43.5764799,-79.559556,3a,75y,37.42h,85.43t/data= (https://www.google.ca/maps/@43.5764799,-79.559556,3a,75y,37.42h,85.43t/data=)!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sIY_WSScDRk6L82PuCqlbLA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: GreyWoolfe on January 07, 2018, 03:32:56 am
My wife knows a woman whose first name from birth is Lovely.  She married a gentleman with the last name of Butts.  'nuff said.  You can't make this stuff up.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Mr. Scram on January 07, 2018, 03:36:47 am
My wife knows a woman whose first name from birth is Lovely.  She married a gentleman with the last name of Butts.  'nuff said.  You can't make this stuff up.
I can't imagine that not causing issues when applying for all kinds of stuff, like permits and subscriptions.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xT5LMsKw3BSB1sE5KE/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: VK5RC on January 07, 2018, 09:36:15 am
I knew of a family whose surname was Motor, they seriously called their children, Petrol, Electric, Starter. What were they thinking (or smoking)!
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: meeder on January 07, 2018, 10:34:29 am
In the Netherlands there is a company whose main business is transportation of manure...

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180107/e13d02e89a63a6fe46182a624252f0d4.jpg)

The URL of the website: https://www.shitgroup.nl (https://www.shitgroup.nl)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Simon on January 07, 2018, 01:23:35 pm
reminds me of a newish australian company called "Who gives a crap": https://au.whogivesacrap.org/ they unsurprisingly make toilet roles with a twist.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Simon on January 07, 2018, 01:28:33 pm
My wife knows a woman whose first name from birth is Lovely.  She married a gentleman with the last name of Butts.  'nuff said.  You can't make this stuff up.

Well it was once said in a group of friends that I could never marry one of the girls as it would make her a "Paige Turner" not that I was at all interested in here anyway so we are safe there ;)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: GreyWoolfe on January 07, 2018, 02:09:19 pm
My wife knows a woman whose first name from birth is Lovely.  She married a gentleman with the last name of Butts.  'nuff said.  You can't make this stuff up.

Well it was once said in a group of friends that I could never marry one of the girls as it would make her a "Paige Turner" not that I was at all interested in here anyway so we are safe there ;)

She is a patient where my wife works.  My wife says she has a very good sense of humor over her name.  There are a few patients with odd names that she has told me over the years but Lovely is the only one that I can remember.  The funny thing here is that part of my wife's family don't use their first names.  My wife, her 2 daughters and my wife's brother all go by their middle names.  It is a standing joke that everyone is in the witness protection program.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Cerebus on January 07, 2018, 02:41:04 pm
On the subject of odd given name/surname pairings I offer the following:

Back in the day, a friend of mine, Dave, worked in the local DHSS office. One of their clients was a Miss Balls (a not uncommon English surname). Her parents had decided to christen her Ofelia.

I used to know a family that went by the surname Snow. There were three children. The eldest was a handsome lass called Winter, then another very pretty girl called Angel and the youngest was a boy called Crispin. I used to keep an eye on the local paper for a report of latter killing his parents in bed one night.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: AtLarge on January 08, 2018, 01:29:48 am
I wear mine proudly every day.   :-DD

www.dickies.com (http://www.dickies.com)

Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Falcon69 on January 08, 2018, 05:20:28 am
House of Hose

It's in Salt Lake City, Utah

It's funny because at first i read it as House of Hoes.

Salt Lake City has more nude strip clubs per square mile than any other city in the USA.

And that is funny because Salt Lake City is made up mostly of Mormon people.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: T3sl4co1l on January 08, 2018, 09:46:42 am
Hiscox Commercial Insurance?

Tim
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: rollatorwieltje on January 08, 2018, 11:08:46 am
Found a hilarious one in a Youtube video about Japan:

(https://i.imgur.com/PcH18oT.png)

Starvations, a children's clothing store.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C-My9-dtXA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C-My9-dtXA)

That entire channel is great, it's about living in Japan, not just shitty translations.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Circlotron on January 08, 2018, 12:26:54 pm
https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/169-171+Northbourne+Rd,+Campbellfield+VIC+3061/@-37.6486971,144.9631237,3a,50.2y,185.42h,92.25t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sCXfBigo0-fo42vsz8X4D_w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x6ad64fd676119723:0xb92cd804686cf601!8m2!3d-37.648908!4d144.962955 (https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/169-171+Northbourne+Rd,+Campbellfield+VIC+3061/@-37.6486971,144.9631237,3a,50.2y,185.42h,92.25t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sCXfBigo0-fo42vsz8X4D_w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x6ad64fd676119723:0xb92cd804686cf601!8m2!3d-37.648908!4d144.962955)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: rrinker on January 08, 2018, 07:15:40 pm
My wife knows a woman whose first name from birth is Lovely.  She married a gentleman with the last name of Butts.  'nuff said.  You can't make this stuff up.

Well it was once said in a group of friends that I could never marry one of the girls as it would make her a "Paige Turner" not that I was at all interested in here anyway so we are safe there ;)

She is a patient where my wife works.  My wife says she has a very good sense of humor over her name.  There are a few patients with odd names that she has told me over the years but Lovely is the only one that I can remember.  The funny thing here is that part of my wife's family don't use their first names.  My wife, her 2 daughters and my wife's brother all go by their middle names.  It is a standing joke that everyone is in the witness protection program.

 Are you married to my best friend's sister? I'll never forget when I first met him, back in 7th grade, and the first time I went to his house. When we met, he introduced himself as John. I go to his house, his mom and sisters are all calling him Greg. Turns out his Dad is also John, but they have different middle names, so they used middle names to be sure they were talking to the right person. And one of his sister also went by her middle name at home, because her first name was the same as her Mom's.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: GeorgeOfTheJungle on January 08, 2018, 07:32:04 pm
I once had a dot matrix printer made by ODC: the "One Day Corporation"
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: VK5RC on January 08, 2018, 09:49:16 pm
A company that sold lemon 'cider' , 'Two Dogs'.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Sal Ammoniac on January 09, 2018, 12:01:36 am
surnames in the UK can be interesting, met a guy called Prat and a young lady and her father that went by the name of Caunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_AxpycKeQA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_AxpycKeQA)

Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: wraper on January 09, 2018, 12:17:26 am
Not a company but institute. I have a one device laying around made by them. http://www.vsegei.ru (http://www.vsegei.ru) Russian speakers may have a good laugh. If translated, it's called "Allgays".
(https://www.eevblog.com/forum/chat/funny-company-names/?action=dlattach;attach=385328;image)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: McBryce on January 09, 2018, 08:33:56 am
Are you married to my best friend's sister? I'll never forget when I first met him, back in 7th grade, and the first time I went to his house. When we met, he introduced himself as John. I go to his house, his mom and sisters are all calling him Greg. Turns out his Dad is also John, but they have different middle names, so they used middle names to be sure they were talking to the right person. And one of his sister also went by her middle name at home, because her first name was the same as her Mom's.

That's quite common in some countries. Americans tend to go for "Junior" if the father/son names are the same, but other countries choose the middle name. I have the same name as my father, but not even my best friends know that, they've always known me by my middle name instead. The only time it gets noticed is when I travel or book flights, because my passport (and flight ticket) have to have my real name.

McBryce.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: julianhigginson on January 09, 2018, 10:17:33 am
The first time I saw the sign for this place I laughed for a while..
https://www.yellowpages.com.au/nsw/ashfield/unlimited-head-jobs-13074513-listing.html (https://www.yellowpages.com.au/nsw/ashfield/unlimited-head-jobs-13074513-listing.html)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: blueskull on January 12, 2018, 11:08:43 am
There is a street called Boulevard in Richmond VA. Can't imagine how they named it. It sounds weird as you won't name a road "Road Rd".
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: McBryce on January 12, 2018, 11:30:02 am
There is a street called Boulevard in Richmond VA. Can't imagine how they named it. It sounds weird as you won't name a road "Road Rd".

Boulevard doesn't mean road. It's a type of road. A boulevard is a wide often tree lined road which is the main route through a city.

McBryce.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: rrinker on January 12, 2018, 01:41:24 pm
 Yeah but Boulevard Street is just silly. And there seems to also be one in Shreveport Louisiana as well as Atlanta Georgia.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: McBryce on January 12, 2018, 01:47:21 pm
Yeah but Boulevard Street is just silly. And there seems to also be one in Shreveport Louisiana as well as Atlanta Georgia.

I didn't say it not a stupid name for a road, just that it doesn't mean road :)

McBryce.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: rrinker on January 12, 2018, 01:59:51 pm
Are you married to my best friend's sister? I'll never forget when I first met him, back in 7th grade, and the first time I went to his house. When we met, he introduced himself as John. I go to his house, his mom and sisters are all calling him Greg. Turns out his Dad is also John, but they have different middle names, so they used middle names to be sure they were talking to the right person. And one of his sister also went by her middle name at home, because her first name was the same as her Mom's.

That's quite common in some countries. Americans tend to go for "Junior" if the father/son names are the same, but other countries choose the middle name. I have the same name as my father, but not even my best friends know that, they've always known me by my middle name instead. The only time it gets noticed is when I travel or book flights, because my passport (and flight ticket) have to have my real name.

McBryce.

It's technically not Junior/Senior/whatever unless the father and son have the same first AND middle names. Or for a "the Second" or "The Third" for skipped generations, unless the full names match. Never looked in to if that was a legal thing or just common convention.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Richard Crowley on January 12, 2018, 02:23:44 pm
Shiny Box Microphhones

(https://images.reverb.com/image/upload/s--GVbrS2aA--/a_exif,c_limit,e_unsharp_mask:80,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_south,h_620,q_90,w_620/v1498089315/s5arrt4qohlxoysh3vvy.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: steve30 on January 13, 2018, 11:00:35 am
Not electronics related, but there's a business around here who's vans I see from time to time called 'Total Meat Supplies'. Their slogan is 'We'll Meat Your Needs'  :D.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Circlotron on January 13, 2018, 12:18:52 pm
Shiny Box Microphones
Can't fine any web reference but reminds me of some pcb I saw in 1989 that was made by Shiny Space Ohm.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Lord of nothing on January 13, 2018, 04:20:39 pm
So what if a female professor says "I like to eat semen" in class? That's my numerical method professor, she meant "salmon".
maybe she mean:
(https://pics.me.me/gama-fresh-cemen-din-8109426.png)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: blueskull on January 16, 2018, 07:29:26 pm
Came across this one...

https://youtu.be/bVC6h-35nHE
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: andrescastro on May 03, 2018, 10:47:47 am
Not sure, but try in www.hornibrooks.com.au (http://www.hornibrooks.com.au) , bunnings, or gumtree.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Naguissa on May 03, 2018, 11:07:02 am
So what if a female professor says "I like to eat semen" in class? That's my numerical method professor, she meant "salmon".


I remember an anecdote on a university:


One professor said that semen was full of sugar.
Then one woman, attendant, said: then, why it tastes salty?
Just after this she realized and blushed. While she was getting off class embarrased professor said: that's because swweet papilas are in front of tongue and salty ones are in the back....
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Lord of nothing on May 03, 2018, 12:00:18 pm
(https://sgfm.elcorteingles.es/SGFM/dctm/MEDIA02/CONTENIDOS/201510/05/00120654802154____4__600x600.jpg)

 :wtf:...
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: McBryce on May 03, 2018, 12:46:44 pm
So what if a female professor says "I like to eat semen" in class? That's my numerical method professor, she meant "salmon".


I remember an anecdote on a university:


One professor said that semen was full of sugar.
Then one woman, attendant, said: then, why it tastes salty?
Just after this she realized and blushed. While she was getting off class embarrased professor said: that's because swweet papilas are in front of tongue and salty ones are in the back....

That whole "taste zones on the tongue" theory has been discredited since hasn't it?

McBryce
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Naguissa on May 03, 2018, 12:48:09 pm
So what if a female professor says "I like to eat semen" in class? That's my numerical method professor, she meant "salmon".


I remember an anecdote on a university:


One professor said that semen was full of sugar.
Then one woman, attendant, said: then, why it tastes salty?
Just after this she realized and blushed. While she was getting off class embarrased professor said: that's because swweet papilas are in front of tongue and salty ones are in the back....

That whole "taste zones on the tongue" theory has been discredited since hasn't it?

McBryce


IDK, I'm informatic, not biologist...  :P
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: meeko on May 03, 2018, 01:32:08 pm
Fluke Transportation Group.  Their slogan is, "If it's on-time... it's a Fluke!"

fluke
flo͞ok/
noun
unlikely chance occurrence, especially a surprising piece of luck.

Yeah...
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: bitwelder on May 03, 2018, 09:11:33 pm
Today we got to know that the notorious Cambridge Analytica of the recent Facebook controversy has shutdown...
only to reborn again with a new name: Emerdata.

That tells at least one thing: in their marketing/branding team they don't have any French or Italian staff, or somebody would have cautioned them against using a company name that sounds like Itsshitty  :-DD
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Cerebus on May 03, 2018, 09:54:40 pm
Today we got to know that the notorious Cambridge Analytica of the recent Facebook controversy has shutdown...
only to reborn again with a new name: Emerdata.

That tells at least one thing: in their marketing/branding team they don't have any French or Italian staff, or somebody would have cautioned them against using a company name that sounds like Itsshitty  :-DD

And lends itself naturally to calling them EnemaData...
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Naguissa on May 03, 2018, 10:41:15 pm
Today we got to know that the notorious Cambridge Analytica of the recent Facebook controversy has shutdown...
only to reborn again with a new name: Emerdata.

That tells at least one thing: in their marketing/branding team they don't have any French or Italian staff, or somebody would have cautioned them against using a company name that sounds like Itsshitty  :-DD

Add catalan, portuguese and gaelican to the list.., even spanish more or less...,   
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: grumpydoc on May 12, 2018, 10:36:37 pm
Today we got to know that the notorious Cambridge Analytica of the recent Facebook controversy has shutdown...
only to reborn again with a new name: Emerdata.

That tells at least one thing: in their marketing/branding team they don't have any French or Italian staff, or somebody would have cautioned them against using a company name that sounds like Itsshitty  :-DD
Even Toyota knew to release the MR2 in France just as the MR
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: vk6zgo on May 12, 2018, 11:12:43 pm
My favourite is the British (now International) bookmaking company Ladbrokes!
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: glarsson on May 12, 2018, 11:20:17 pm
Even Toyota knew to release the MR2 in France just as the MR
Honda planned to release the Honda Fit/Jazz with a different name. They changed their mind when the promotional materials they sent out was met with protests from Sweden.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: SeanB on May 13, 2018, 02:59:46 am
Have an old invoice from a jeweller in Hong Kong airport, Fook jewellers. Was for a ring my father bought in 1981 during a trip to Japan.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: kj7e on May 13, 2018, 08:06:01 pm
Very appropriately named;
https://puckerbuttpeppercompany.com/
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: RJFreeman on May 15, 2018, 05:24:22 am
My favourite is the British (now International) bookmaking company Ladbrokes!

I thought that was just truth in advertising (for a change)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: PeterL on May 15, 2018, 08:09:38 am
Reminds me of joke I read some 20 years ago:

Quote
Micro soft: It needs Viagra

(https://www.eevblog.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11060.0;attach=432947;image)
Now looking at the Windows logo, I wonder if it's going to be a diamond shape in the next iteration.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: helius on May 17, 2018, 03:15:31 am
Say it three times quickly...
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: JohnnyMalaria on May 17, 2018, 12:38:20 pm
DanDong Bettersize (http://bettersize.ecvery.com/) (they've since dropped the DanDong)

Sod It LLC (https://www.dandb.com/businessdirectory/soditllc-maitland-fl-2634092.html)

Simply Bollocks (https://www.simplybollocks.com/)

Wanker's Corner (http://wankerscorner.com/)

(This is like looking up rude words in the dictionary.)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: OE2WHP on May 17, 2018, 01:54:21 pm
Mitsubishi called one of their cars "Pajero" from the Leopardus pajeros (south american mountain cat).

Needless to say that this model was not exactly a high runner in Spain  :-DD

Dictionary says:
Pajero [persona] Que se masturba con frecuencia.
Pajero [person] That masturbates frequently.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: coppice on May 17, 2018, 05:00:03 pm
Mitsubishi called one of their cars "Pajero" from the Leopardus pajeros (south american mountain cat).

Needless to say that this model was not exactly a high runner in Spain  :-DD

Dictionary says:
Pajero [persona] Que se masturba con frecuencia.
Pajero [person] That masturbates frequently.
That car seems to have a different name in each market - Pajero, Montera, Shogun. etc.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: blueskull on May 17, 2018, 05:03:35 pm
DanDong Bettersize (http://bettersize.ecvery.com/) (they've since dropped the DanDong)

Dandong is a city in northeast China, boarder with North Korea.
Thus it is a hub city for NK defectors and escapees. They cross the river to Dandong, then move to the closest province capital Shenyang (which happens to be my hometown), and seek political asylum from SK consulate in Shenyang.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: hackinblack on May 17, 2018, 05:34:12 pm
The first of many times i drove through France, i passed a hotel after a vandal;with a sense of humour.
the huge sign on the side said ' Hotel Premier ass '  he smashed the C off the front and the E off the end.(Hotel Premier Classe)
In tenerife we saw coffee called 'chitti' (shitty)..AND IT WAS!
we had a parcel delivered (badly) by a company called TransHit; their sticky tape around the mangled box read 'TRANSHIT'
my ex-wife went to school with a girl called Theresa Green; spoken in her 100mph Liverpool accent 'treesa-green'.
my son noticed a T-Shirt in a supermarket trying to copy the group 'backstreet boys' logo...unfortunately 'Back Side Boys'...?
that's what happens when someone who 'thinks' they can speak english orders crap from china!
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: metrologist on May 17, 2018, 08:01:00 pm
FeelTech

FeelElec
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: JohnMc on May 20, 2018, 11:30:55 pm
Was at a trade show over the weekend and discovered there is a company in China that makes Milling machines called Threeway.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: McBryce on May 22, 2018, 07:37:33 am
Was at a trade show over the weekend and discovered there is a company in China that makes Milling machines called Threeway.

I suggested a "Threeway Mill" to the wife last night. She was even less enthusiastic about it than my other equipment purchase ideas. :D

McBryce.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: Smokey on March 27, 2020, 01:07:45 am
I'm not sure what a dick blick is, but it sure looks crafty...

https://www.dickblick.com/ (https://www.dickblick.com/)
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: blueskull on March 27, 2020, 01:56:43 am
Video game Minecraft has an official annually conference called Mineconf. It reminds me the Nazi book all the time.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: SiliconWizard on March 27, 2020, 02:17:05 am
Fun fact, the domain "threesome.com" is for sale for a whopping 240 000 USD. :o
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: bsfeechannel on March 27, 2020, 02:33:32 am
How about Sick USA (https://www.sick.com/us/en/?saveCookie=true)?
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: SiliconWizard on March 27, 2020, 02:36:16 am
How about Sick USA (https://www.sick.com/us/en/?saveCookie=true)?

Hahah, "SICK smart sensors". Now that's a really sick name.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: bsfeechannel on March 27, 2020, 03:08:15 am
Whenever I have some problem with my car, I always take it to Fucks Car (https://www.facebook.com/pg/Fucks-Car-1125626000788692/posts/). They're the best.

(https://oficinasonline.com.br/files/workshopimages/image/f433103d-197c-404f-929b-2f4ddcc84ac4/fucks_car_01_1110x0.jpg)

Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: james_s on March 27, 2020, 05:21:39 am
I still snicker every time I drive past Tacoma Screw and they've been there for years.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: mcovington on March 28, 2020, 12:56:33 am
I worked for a Swiss company that was taken over by Siemens, the UK office was in Staines.
The receptionist quit four days later, after all the crank calls (many of them internal), waiting to hear her announce "Good Morning Siemens Staines, how may I help you?".

Ladies & gentlemen,we have a winner! ;D

When speaking English, I am always careful to pronounce Siemens correctly as Zeemans.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: vk6zgo on March 28, 2020, 02:32:46 am
Some years back, a panelbeater in my suburb, by the name of Hans, had a business called "Hans-on panel repair"

In the next industrial unit was a car exhaust company called "Butts-0n exhaust systems"!

No doubt just a coincidence.
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: temperance on March 28, 2020, 11:57:42 am
A Chinese lithium battery supplier called Ultra Fire
Title: Re: Funny Company Names....
Post by: blueskull on March 28, 2020, 12:47:58 pm
A Chinese lithium battery supplier called Ultra Fire

Technically not "A". It's a mock up of SureFire, the leading flashlight manufacturer. Since the flashlight industry bloomed in China, lead by a few high quality brands like Nitecore and Fenix, many smaller players, not having a good brand name, use the generalized mock up brand name UltraFire.

With 18650 flashlights comes with 18650 cells, thus those "9000mAh" bullshit UltraFire cells on the market.