Getting away from it all. Or a vacation with a view.

[G7PSK]

There is a Swedish project to build a holiday home on the moon, the only catch you have to get there.

http://www.space.com/26030-moonhouse-art-project-moon-images.html

Problem is you will still get door stepped by Jehovah witnesses.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22229702.500-earths-backup-sending-religious-texts-to-the-moon.html

[GreyWoolfe]

Problem is you will still get door stepped by Jehovah witnesses.

Wasn't an issue living in NJ with ex-wife.  We had a moronic dog-a Cock-A-Poo that somehow knew the people in the neighborhood were witnesses.  He would bark, growl and chew on the fence gate to try and get at them.  It didn't take long for them to avoid the house.  Fast forward to present day.  Current wife is a bible scholar.  She loves to invite them in.  Same result as with the dog without the barking, growling and fence chewing   Current dog defers to wife but I still have issues with the barking and growling.   She just taps me on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and I behave.