- the way MS-Word auto-add an indent when I start a "bullet point"...
...Having to remember all the little tricks to get the software to do what you told it to do instead of what it thinks you want is perhaps suboptimal...
We are in agreement. There is always tricks to "make it do what you want" either hot-keys or key-combination or registry hacks. It is just complication one does not need in ones life.
I cannot imagine life if: in the morning, right after getting into the car, remember to start the car and shut it down, do so 6 times in a roll, then you put the car electronics in input mode, and now you can set the car to "take right lane always" since is a series of big pot-holes on the left. (According to the car manual, 6 ON then immediate-OFF is how I change the security alarm should I want to do so).
Oh, if the car doesn't run right, grab the antenna with your left hand (Control), push hard on the recharge plug on your right (Alt), and now kick the auto-adjust mirror (Delete) - now, that trick will reboot the start-up control PCB. Once after it finished rebooting, you can turn the radio on then shut the engine down. Then, start the engine again and it will run properly. You know, if only Detroit fixes the memory leak in the firmware, you can just start the car...
By the way, if it still takes you to the theater instead of your office, reboot until the car runs correctly.
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+ Honey, what are you doing in the garage all evening? It is getting late for dinner!
- Sweat heart, you eat first, I must finishing to running anti-virus on the car brake control again.
+ Honey, you know I can't! The microwave will only cook when it detects both of us secreting excess stomach acid and saliva.
- Oh, I forgot to tell you, the link for the microwave oven is down. It can't get the security certificate to turn itself on. So, it is a good thing to learned to appreciate raw chicken...
+ Oh, not that again! I am not so hungry anyway. Why don't we just fool around and be naughty tonight?
- Great, I thought you will never ask. I will go reboot the bed and put it in "fun-mode" right now...
+ No, not until you wash up! I don't want your dirty hands touching me.
- Oh, honey, you mean I have to reboot the water heater first? You know how hard it is to reboot the water heater when there is no wind to drive the mill...