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Speaking of slide rules - bad math joke
« on: October 11, 2019, 02:07:06 pm »
After 150 days off flooding, Noah released all the animals from his ark and commanded then to go forth and multiply.
After some time, he saw that the flocks and herds were regaining their numbers, but he came across a pair of snakes who had laid no eggs, and were just laying about.
“Why have you not multiplied?” he asked.
To which the snakes responded,
“we can’t, we’re adders.”
Noah being a quick thinker went off into the woods to fell some trees, and fastened them together into a platform.
He then placed the snakes on the platform and lo and behold the snakes immediately laid a clutch of eggs.
Because you see, even adders can multiply on a log table.
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